Dating Show: Miss, Get a Grip! I'm Just Here to Steal the Spotlight!

[Ridiculous comedy + anti-tropes + wilderness antics + dating show goes off the rails]

Other people on dating shows: bring makeup and hair products, prepare romantic lines, and carefully craft their personas, all for a successful match.

Lu Ye on a dating show: brings a windbreaker, a survival knife, and a head full of wilderness survival skills, all to earn a five-thousand-yuan appearance fee.

Other people on dates: candlelit dinners, walks on the beach, and one cheesy pickup line after another.

Lu Ye on a date: wades into the river to gather snails, pitches a tent, and teaches his partner how to identify poisonous wild plants.

The audience is cracking up: They put you on a dating show to find love, and you're treating this like a wilderness survival championship?

Until Sun Leilei chewed on a snail and mumbled, "Mm, delicious. Let's have this again tomorrow."

The whole internet: We're shipping them! This wilderness couple is endgame!

Later, the livestream spiraled out of control, and the dungeons invaded reality.

Lu Ye built a shelter with his bare hands, saved millions of people, and went alone toward the source of the pollution.

The monstrous bosses skidded to a stop and clung to one another, weeping: The boss is finally back!

Lu Ye: "Thanks for asking, but I'm only here to find my mom."