Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Bind Lu Bu to a Father’s Love as Steady as a Mountain

Good news: I transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era and awakened a trait System that could rewrite people's characters.

Bad news: from the start, I was at Hulao Pass, with Lu Bu's Sky Piercer already pressed against my forehead!

To stay alive, Su Zhe had no choice but to pull out all the stops, and the result was that everyone went completely out of character!

Scene one: Lu Bu wants to kill Su Zhe. Su Zhe activates [A Father's Love Is Like a Mountain]. Result: Lu Bu drops to his knees on the spot, crying for his dad, while Dong Zhuo is moved to tears. Everyone: "Has Lu Bu gone mad?!"

Scene two: Diaochan puts her beauty trap into action. Su Zhe watches with icy indifference. Result: Lu Bu wraps Diaochan up like a dumpling and shouts, "Send her to my adoptive father to bring him good luck!" Diaochan: "So I'm the good-luck charm now?!"

Scene three: Cao Cao makes a surprise inspection in the middle of the night. Su Zhe trembles in fear. Result: Cao Cao is forcibly given the trait [Desperate for Talented People] and immediately grabs Su Zhe, insisting they become sworn brothers. Cao Cao (shaking his hand earnestly): "Dear brother, I'm sorry to make you work as a cook!"

Wait, why does every trait this System gives me go more off the rails than the last?!

From then on, Su Zhe was completely cut off from the normal history of the Three Kingdoms!