The good news: He transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms and awakened a tag System that could rewrite people’s personalities.
The bad news: From the start, he was at Hulao Pass, with Lu Bu’s Fangtian Halberd already at his forehead!
To stay alive, Su Zhe had no choice but to go all out with his antics. The result? Everyone’s whole vibe changed!
Scene one: Lu Bu wants to kill Su Zhe. Su Zhe activates [A Father’s Love Is as Steadfast as a Mountain]. Result: Lu Bu drops to his knees and cries for his father, while Dong Zhuo is moved to tears. Everyone: “Has Lu Bu gone mad?!”
Scene two: Diao Chan uses her beauty to seduce Lu Bu. Su Zhe watches coldly. Result: Lu Bu wraps Diao Chan up like a dumpling and shouts, “Send her to Father to bring him good luck!” Diao Chan: “I’m the lucky charm now?!”
Scene three: Cao Cao checks in during the middle of the night. Su Zhe trembles in fear. Result: Cao Cao is saddled with [Desperate for Worthy Talent] and immediately grabs Su Zhe, demanding they become sworn brothers. Cao Cao: (grasping his hand with deep feeling) “Dear brother, I’m sorry to make you work as a cook!”
No, seriously, why does every tag the System gives out veer further off course than the last?!
From then on, Su Zhe is completely estranged from the Three Kingdoms’ actual history!
Looks good, has a lot of ideas
What did you write? If the sentences are not fluent, why are there frequent typos?