There's Something Off About These Immortals!

I accompany Zhu Bajie, rejected after confessing to Chang'e, on a trip to a bathhouse; help the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea get some lotus roots for soup; help the Matchmaker conduct a census and pair people up; and get drunk with Nezha, calling each other brothers...

You ask why I can call the immortals my brothers?

Because my name is Zhang Xiaofan, and I'm the director of the Three Realms Tourism Bureau.

Whether the land of Huaxia is beautiful depends entirely on my gift of gab!

“Great Sage Sun, this is the satellite launch center. You can reach outer space in just a few hours!”

“Lord Guan, this is Maicheng. Let's go sightseeing somewhere else.”

“Jade Emperor, Buddha Tathagata, what you see before you is a Christian church!”

“Don't demolish it! Please, don't demolish it!”

Is the Three Realms Tourism Bureau a blessing or a disaster? Either way, there's no escaping it!