The Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old Metaphysics Master Treats Her Family's Hopeless Romantics

[Everyone’s darling + adorable + wealthy family + family bonds + no romance]

Chi Zao loves roast goose so much, she ate her master into poverty.

Her master told her she had an uncle and four older brothers, and they were all about to die.

But they were incredibly rich, rich enough to eat ten roast geese a day.

Chi Zao slung on her little backpack, determined to save her family.

It’s not for the roast goose, either. It’s the duty of those in the mystical arts to stand up for the weak!

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Everyone in the Chi family is a hopeless romantic.

The eldest brother jumped off a building for his white moonlight, and ended up in pieces.

The second brother lost both hands for his childhood sweetheart.

The third brother lost both legs for his first love.

The youngest brother became a doormat for a woman, then a female ghost sucked away all his fortune and left him a dried-out husk.

Their uncle was framed for his wife’s sake, and in the end, he and his wife burned to death together, leaving nothing behind.

Four-year-old Chi Zao may be tiny, but she’s got plenty of tricks.

With her little hands, she can tell fortunes and draw talismans as easily as drinking water.

In the end, not only did no one in the Chi family die, but every one of them saw their career take off.

Chi Zao scratched her head.

Her brothers sent her so much roast goose, she can’t eat it all!