Stop Sucking Up to Me, My Family Really Is Just Ordinary

Urban fantasy + System + subverted tropes + a world where only I wield magic + campus youth + everyday life Lu Cheng originally just wanted to use the 【Perfect Life System】 to get into a good university and live quietly. But he discovers that, at some point, the world has begun to treat him with “malice.” First his grades shoot up, and scholarships, competitions, and special attention from the school all come his way. Then the aloof Ye Qinglan, CEO of the Ye Group, starts going out of her way to look after him, sending him study materials, resources, and clothes. Lu Cheng assumes it’s just a powerful person acting on a whim, but things grow increasingly absurd. His teachers look at him differently, his classmates start making up stories about him, and the neighbors think he’s hiding his true abilities. Even relatives who used to look down on his family start trying to cozy up to him. Even when he goes to buy milk tea, a business tycoon who deliberately queued ahead of him immediately gives up his place with trembling hands, then buys out every milk tea shop on the street for him. Lu Cheng: “???” The big shots are helpless too, because the rewards their Systems offer are too tempting: 【a spirit medicine that cures cancer】, 【wealth enough to rival a nation】, and 【advanced future technology】. To get any of it, they have to earn Lu Cheng’s favor. If they fail their missions, they get nothing and face punishments like “assets halved” and “a streak of bad luck.” With a trillion-yuan CEO throwing herself at his door, the education bureau visiting his school to check on his studies and offer warm encouragement, and leading scholars inviting him over, Lu Cheng can only say: “I keep telling you, my family really is ordinary. Why won’t you believe me?”