The Hourly Wife: A Face Swap Online

Wei Shen: “Tonight's reception, two hours.”

Lin Qian: “Payment upfront. Triple pay for overtime, and performances cost extra!”

Wei Haochen: “Mommy, parent-teacher meeting, one hour.”

Lin Qian: “Sure thing. I'll even give you a discount since you're my son!”

Wei Shen: “Family gathering tonight, three hours.”

Lin Qian: “High-risk work! I need hazard pay!”

Wei Shen: “Stay over tonight, twelve hours.”

Lin Qian: “Great service. This one's on me, paid by the hour!”

One day, Wei Shen said to his friend Han Gaoyang with a worried look, “I think Lin Qian might have fallen for me. When our contract expires and we get divorced, what if she refuses to eat and threatens to kill herself?”

Then he overheard Lin Qian on the phone: “Handsome, since your face is exactly my type, I'll give you half off. Dinner? A movie? I'll be there in five!”

Wei Shen: “I've been looking for you for a long time.”

Lin Qian: “Oh, really? And somewhere along the way, you just happened to have a son with another woman?”