Wei Shen: A gala tonight, two hours.
Lin Qian: I show up when the money does. Triple pay for overtime, and special performances cost extra!
Wei Haochen: Mommy, parent-teacher meeting, one hour.
Lin Qian: You got it! I’ll even give you the son discount!
Wei Shen: Family dinner tonight, three hours.
Lin Qian: High-risk job! I need hazard pay!
Wei Shen: Stay the night, twelve hours.
Lin Qian: Great service. I’ll pay for this one, by the hour!
One day, Wei Shen said to his friend Han Gaoyang, looking glum, “I think Lin Qian might be falling for me. When our contract expires and we get divorced, what if she refuses to eat or sleep and makes a scene?”
Just then, he heard Lin Qian on the phone: “Hey, handsome, I’ll give you half off because you’re exactly my type. Dinner? A movie? I’ll be there in five minutes!”
Wei Shen: I’ve been looking for you for a long time.
Lin Qian: Yeah, right. And in the meantime, you just happened to have a son with another woman?
