I’m a Sixty-Year-Old Plague Doctor Who Placed First in Three Exams. Taking Concubines Makes Me Stronger!

Can you believe it? An all-nighter cramming for the civil service exam killed me, and now I’ve transmigrated into the body of a seventy-year-old granduncle in ancient times. The original owner is practically on his deathbed! I planned to coast along until I died. With seniority this high, no one would dare boss me around. But then I got bound to an absurd System: take concubines and spend wedding nights to get stronger?! Fine. If I want to stay alive, I’ll just have to go for it! Each wedding night makes me a little less decrepit; each concubine boosts my strength. Before: a frail old man, panting just from walking. Now: a handsome young man, talented in both letters and arms! People laugh at me for being an old lecher, but I laugh because they can’t see the truth. Chen Zixian: Thanks for asking. I’m a seventy-year-old civil service exam candidate, and I’m using a concubine-collecting System to cheat my way to the top in ancient times.