Fairy, Don’t Be Afraid. I’m Really a Proper Cultivator

My name is Ye Guan. I’m in the world of immortal cultivation, and I’ve just awakened an apparition of my past life. In my past life, I was the greatest Divine Emperor of the Nine Heavens, suppressing the ages and famed throughout the world. So in this life, I may not start out invincible, but surely I should at least be an unparalleled genius, right? Reality dealt me a crushing blow: I’m so poor I can’t even afford a Star-Attracting Pill. After finally saving a beautiful immortal maiden, she woke up and chased me for three thousand miles with her sword. She says I saw something I shouldn’t have? Come on, I paid for the medicine, and the healer changed your clothes. I’m more wronged than Dou E! Miss Immortal, put down your sword. Let’s talk this out. I really am an upstanding cultivator!