Forever Second Place, Yet They All Call Me a Genius

[Comedy and everyday life + golden finger + play the pig to eat the tiger + everyone’s favorite] After unexpectedly transmigrating, Lin Jiuwu got bound to a useless System. The System said it could grant her three wishes. In this cultivation world, how could Lin Jiuwu use those three wishes to get the most out of them? All right, first wish: Max out my combat power. It’s essential for cultivation! Second wish: Keep me alive! Third wish: I want more money than I can spend! But who told me this System could have bugs? Maxed-out combat power turns into being able to fight anyone to a draw? Keeping me alive turns into making sure I’m left with one breath, then randomly teleporting me away? And having more money than I can spend turns into becoming the God of Wealth, so other people are the ones with money they can’t spend! Lin Jiuwu: ... What a useless System. Luckily, she’s clever as can be. So what if the System has bugs? She can exploit loopholes too! And so, everyone in the cultivation world watched in utter disbelief as Lin Jiuwu, an alchemist, not only fought the Sword Sect’s number one to a draw, but could also draw talismans! The elders were astonished: This poor girl from the countryside is an undiscovered genius, one seen only once in a century! The Pill Sect elder clutched his money pouch tightly: You people have no idea what you’d be getting into with this money pit! Lin Jiuwu: I can hold my own against anyone, but only for two rounds.