Thirty Years of Taoist Cultivation in the Northeast, and the World Reveres Me Like a God, Extra

I have cultivated the Dao for twenty-nine years and been struck by lightning seven times.

I've seen dragons.

I've seen cultivators fly on swords.

I've even torn the skin off a vicious ghost with my own hands.

My name is Feng Ning. I'm from Heicheng, Long Province, in the northeast.

I was just a mischievous kid, but an accident left me mentally disabled, and people called me the village guardian.

Then, when I was eighteen, a foolish white woman from the Bear Country woke me up... and I embarked on a bizarre, fantastical path of urban cultivation that would make me famous throughout the world!