Ming Dynasty: Wear into Chongzhen and Open Unparalleled

I, Chongzhen, just woke up in the crooked neck tree. System prompt: [Novice protection period: Strength +500%, Speed +500%, Defense +500%] He pulled out a three-meter-tall tree and used it as a weapon. Rebel: "Catch the dog emperor in exchange for wealth!" I'll knock down thirty people and turn them into minced meat. The surrendered general: "Chongzhen, is it cool to be captured alive by your own soldiers?" Me: "The emperor guards the gates of the country, and the king dies in the country." Then he hit his head with a stick and turned it into a rotten watermelon. He jumped into a river to escape and was hit by several arrows, but was rescued by Jin Yiwei at the risk of death. Eat steamed buns stained with blood and drink water from river ditches. Looking at the homeless people everywhere, I broke the last piece of cake in half. This world can be given to Li Zicheng. But not to the Tatars. Go north and guard Shanhaiguan Pass. He is guarding the last gate of the Han family. Kill eunuchs, corrupt officials, rebellious generals, and obedient troops. Each chapter must kill, a massacre in three thousand words. Maces, street light poles, and large wooden sticks are used to treat all kinds of dissatisfaction. The Holy Ancestor appears? No, I opened Wushuang. [Gain experience by killing enemies, add points to strengthen five senses, physical strength, and strength] [The wound is visibly healed and the feeling of relief is doubled] This is my country. Wherever I want to go, I go. ——The whole text is just one word: cool!