The Old Ancestress Is Only Eight, Yet She's Raised the Entire Sect into Geniuses

The number one sect in the cultivation world is now full of weaklings and about to be forcibly disbanded?

Grand Ancestor Yu Shuo returns reborn and pretends to be a junior sister to save the sect!

The eldest senior sister is tricked by a scumbag into the Northern Myanmar Sect, where they drain her immortal bones and turn them into the foundation of a formation?

Yu Shuo presents her with the Anti-Fraud Handbook. The eldest senior sister turns around and sells the scumbag to immortal traffickers, speed-running the Guide to Curing Love-Brain Syndrome Through Anti-Fraud Training.

The second senior brother unleashes an evil talisman, and ten thousand ghosts swarm around him! Yu Shuo makes a tiny adjustment, and the evil ghosts go after deadbeats who owe spirit stones and refuse to pay.

A rogue cultivator is stunned. "Why is your evil cultivator glowing with the Buddha's light?" Yu Shuo replies, "That's the light of the righteous path!"

The third senior brother is a top medical cultivator, whose academic masterpiece is The Postpartum Care of Spirit Pigs, but he suffers from severe people-phobia?

Yu Shuo turns people into pigs. From then on, the third senior brother thinks, "All living beings see me as jade among immortals, but I see all living beings as pigs."

The well-behaved fourth senior brother is a puppet cultivator. Inspired by Yu Shuo's outrageous antics, his puppets fall apart at the slightest disagreement.

"You still say you didn't hit me? The walking puppet's dashcam recorded everything!"

Yu Shuo: "Is that what I gave you the memory stone for!?"

Everyone in the cultivation world: Run! The scammer's back with his puppets, trying to shake people down again!

Yu Shuo is delighted. "This batch of disciples sure knows how to make a scene."

[The Cultivation World's Latest Rules for Survival]

Better to be tricked once by the eldest senior sister than to suffer one of the second senior brother's talismans.

Better to be treated like a pig by the third senior brother than to get in the way of the fourth senior brother's puppets at work!

Seeing how absurd things have become, Yu Shuo rubs her forehead and looks at the current sect leader, who is the biggest coward of them all.

"Master, why don't you go down the mountain for a walk? Is it possible that you're not the strongest in the sect, but the strongest in the world?"

Parenthetically, apart from me.