I'm Not Crazy, This World Is

Ye Jing transmigrates to an absurd world and becomes a prisoner from the start. Order a tunnel-boring machine online to break out of prison? And ask the guards to run an extension cord for it? Has this world gone completely nuts? From the start, Ye Jing witnesses three cellmates carefully plotting their escape and unexpectedly awakens the Error-Correction System. Correct mistakes that defy common sense, and he’ll earn attribute points. 【Prisoners can’t come and go from their cells as they please: Strength +1】 【Brush your teeth every morning and night: Agility +1】 【Wash your hands after using the toilet: Spirit +1】 【Soy milk is sweet: Constitution +1】 A guard reports aggrievedly: “Warden, that prisoner named Ye Jing hit me.” The warden flies into a rage: “If he dares hit a guard today, what’s to stop him from hitting me, the warden, tomorrow? Throw him out of prison at once!” Ye Jing: “I’m not leaving.” Warden: “What kind of crazy talk is that? I’m the warden!” Ye Jing: “I’m not crazy. This world is. If you can’t understand plain speech, then I happen to know a few fighting moves.”