I Cheat, and I’m Proud of It

Shaquille O'Neal: Why didn't I complete my three-peat? Besides that Wang Dalin guy, who could have stopped me? Kobe: The only player in the league who can go toe-to-toe with me is Wang Dalin. He's only got a few more championships, MVPs, and scoring titles than I do... LeBron James: Back then, Wang Dalin told me, “The future is yours.” I thought he meant it. Later, the guy said it to me every year. I bought a watch last year... Kevin Durant: Could you please stop saying Wang Dalin was my draft comparison? I really can't compare myself to a player as great as him! Giannis Antetokounmpo: Wang Dalin is my idol. Doesn't my shooting look just like his? Wang Dalin was an ordinary Chinese basketball fan in his previous life. After transmigrating into the body of a hapless NBA undrafted player in 2000, he began his cheat-fueled NBA career...