Songs of Chu in the Ji Han

Turns out, even transmigrating as Liu Bei's son doesn't mean you can lie flat.

Watching Liu Bei about to suffer defeat in Xu Province, Liu Biao made a bold decision:

Lü Bu next door had always wanted a son but had only a daughter, and lately he was fretting over whom she should marry.

Liu Biao decided to make him his adoptive father.

Wait, no!

His father-in-law.

Three cobblers together can surpass Zhuge Liang.

Two down-and-out fellows can't possibly go bankrupt, can they?

Lü Bu: This is my son-in-law! What a handful!

Liu Bei: This is my eldest son! What a handful!

Liu Biao: I thought I could lie flat, but it turns out this family would fall apart without me! What a handful!

(A lighthearted, humorous Three Kingdoms story. The MVP is a hemp rope.)