One Song, 'Under the Sea,' and the Whole Internet Is Depressed

“I'm standing here today not to prove how amazing I am!” “But to let people know that I'll definitely take back what once belonged to me!” Facing the reporters, Bai Zhu, the motivational king who suffers from depression, cries, “How can I live without you?”, and is a fan-adoring fanatic, says this with conviction. “So what is it that once belonged to you? Your former popularity, or your honors?” “Neither. It's my 140-square-meter apartment with four bedrooms and two living rooms!” “...”