The Clever Life of a Hokage

Today is the first day Team 7 gets together. Naruto: “My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I love Master Kong beef noodles most of all. Braised, pickled pepper, or pickled cabbage, I like them all. My dream is to get a jonin position, then maybe take charge of a genin team or something.” Sakura: “My name is Sakura Haruno. I don’t really have anything I like, but I can’t stand arrogant guys. Well, I don’t care about having an official position, as long as you don’t discriminate against women.” Naruto: “Whoa, wait... If the odd changes, the even stays the same?” Sakura: “Look at the quadrant of the symbol.” Naruto: “Holy crap! May I ask where you came from, miss? I’m from Fujian.” Sakura: “I’m from Sichuan and Chongqing.” Naruto: “So you’re a Sichuan girl. My respects.” (fists clasped·jpg) Sasuke: “What... are you two talking about?” Kakashi scratches his eyebrow, sensing that something is not quite right...