Honghuang: This Leopard Seems to Have Become Useless!

As the very first leopard in the primordial world, how could I, the mighty Mengji, let the great deceiver, the scummy immortal Queen Mother of the West, keep me as her mount and pet? So I, your leopard, decisively left West Kunlun to revive my own grand enterprise and build it up into something big! The first step toward greatness is to cripple my enemies, the Qilin Clan! Mengji: Great Ancestor Dragon, Great Yuanfeng, can you help me get revenge? Ancestor Dragon and Yuanfeng: Of course. We were going to deal with the Qilin Clan anyway! Mengji: Fellow Daoist Kunpeng, would you like to join me in building a great enterprise? Kunpeng: I’m Kunpeng, not Kunkun! Mengji: Wawa, it seems someone has been spreading rumors lately that your relationship with Fuxi is improper, not the kind of relationship siblings should have! Nuwa: I’m pretty sure you’re the little leopard spreading those rumors! Mengji: Dijun, I heard your ten sons look a little like Eastern Emperor Taiyi! I wonder why Eastern Emperor Taiyi never looks for a Dao companion! Dijun: ... Mengji: Fellow Daoist Taiqing, you wouldn’t want that matter getting out to your fellow Daoists Yuqing Yuanshi and Shangqing Tongtian, would you? So please cooperate! Taiqing Laozi: ... Mengji: Dao Ancestor Hongjun, I think I’ve seen you somewhere before! Dao Ancestor Hongjun: ...