Naruto's Master Enhancer

Why does the weasel in the crib keep crying? Why does Kushina's son call Minato "Uncle"? Why does Kakashi never marry? And why is Shisui Uchiha so fond of cross-dressing? Who is the mastermind behind it all? Irene: That's right, it's me, the protagonist of this book, the brother of the King of Talk no Jutsu, and the owner of an enhancement System. I'm handsome, charming, cute, and irresistible: a thoroughly "good" character. Ding! Your Thousand Years of Death has been enhanced successfully: now it's Ten Thousand Years of Death. Ding! Your bones have been enhanced successfully: Kekkei Genkai Shikotsumyaku unlocked. Ding! Your Mangekyō Sharingan enhancement failed. You received 1 Enhancement Protection Ticket Fragment. Um... it failed again. To make up for my losses, I might as well tell everyone about the Third Hokage spying on people with the Telescope Technique. It's not like making people furious is a crime, after all.()