The Host Is Being a Menace Again Today

(Quick transmigration, no romance, no pursuing love interests) When a newbie Host accidentally clicks into the perilous survival division, the System spends every day in a state of panic. When they run into an inexplicably obsessive CEO, the System trembles: "Host, let's switch divisions!" Qian Xixi: "Stay calm. We can win!" Then she talks the CEO's entire family into a complete mess. When they run into a tyrannical emperor who executes entire clans at the slightest provocation, the System's life seems hopeless: "Host, let's switch divisions!" Qian Xixi: "Don't panic. We can win!" Then she talks the consorts of the six palaces into starting a rebellion. When they run into a zombie horde in the apocalypse that shows no mercy even to its own kin, the System is full of confidence: "No problem. The Host can win!" Qian Xixi: "I'm panicking! I'm just a young girl. I only want to do my makeup, dress up, and look pretty." Then she talks all of humanity into ascending to heaven. 4588: My Host refuses to act human. With just a few words, she takes me to the peak of System life.