Her Divination Is So Accurate, the Entire Internet Begs Her to Come Out of Seclusion

A metaphysical master dies and loses her cultivation overnight, then is reborn as a vicious illegitimate daughter who has been kicked out of her home and vilified across the internet.

To rebuild her Taoist temple, You Mengzhi chooses fortune-telling as her line of work.

[Master, is my boyfriend my destined match? I really love him, even though he hits me. He's already decided to change...]

"No. Break up with him."

[But he makes me porridge and picks me up from work at the front door...]

"...He'll ruin your financial luck."

[I'm wrong. I'll break up with him right away.]

[Master, Master, could you tell me about my financial luck? I've worked for twelve years and never managed to save any money...]

"Dump your eight partners first. You'll have money in no time."

[Master, can I put rat poison out for the rat in my house? I'm worried killing it will affect my luck...]

"Have you considered, and I mean this seriously, that getting a cat might be better? Leave professional matters to professional cat talent."

[Master, Master, if I'm reborn as a fish in the River of Forgetfulness and someone jumps into the water and crushes me to death, can I use reincarnation insurance to be reborn in the human realm?]

"..."

For the sake of an impressive Taoist temple, You Mengzhi endured it all.

Her fortune-telling career was like tofu pudding: sweet or savory, who cares? Either way, it was all a complete mess.

But when she finally saved up enough money to rebuild the temple...

Huh?

Why were people outside her door calling for her to come out of retirement every day?!