You Can't Afford to Mess with My Guests

The moment Fang Ze realized his cat could talk, his first thought was whether selling the big, fat, scruffy yellow cat might let him spend an entire day living it up at the best club in Haiping City.

“No one would believe a cat could talk,” the yellow cat said, licking its paw. “I guarantee that before anyone buys me, you’ll be locked up in Haiping Second Hospital for a while, under observation and treatment.”

Haiping Second Hospital was the only psychiatric hospital in Haiping City. It had a proud twenty-year tradition of patients checking in but never checking out. In other words, in the entire twenty years since it opened, the hospital had not cured a single mental patient.