The Entire Universe Is My Friend

In the middle of the night, WeChat gets an upgrade: fish bottles out of the entire universe and add friends from across the cosmos. Once you offend me, it won't matter whether you're in heaven or on earth. No one in the whole universe will be able to save your sorry hide!

Jiang Daoli fishes out bottles and adds friends, bringing the Immortal Realm, the Western Gods, super-tech civilizations, and demons from other worlds into one group. What could possibly happen?

The Jade Emperor: "Damn it, we're the group admins! You Westerners and demons from other worlds, keep your heads down, or I'll kick you out!"

"Exactly. The group admins should be from the Eastern Immortal Realm. I'm going to be a moderator someday." Taishang Laojun.

"Pfft, you think your Eastern Immortal Realm is so powerful? Come fight us if you've got the guts." The Western Gods.

"What a bunch of idiots. Cultivation has rotted your brains. Don't you know the group admin comes from a technological civilization, the same path as us?" Someone from a super-tech civilization spoke up.

Jiang Daoli watched it all in silence, not daring to say a word. He just wanted to grab some red envelopes. Stop yapping and send them already!