Stop Spamming Me with Black Tech

Meng Xiaobai was just bored, posting short videos and poking fun at science fiction movies and games. Who knew he'd suddenly gain a bunch of inexplicable fans who pestered him to update every day and showered him with gifts?

The Mother: “Keeping them in captivity? That's a great idea. Like! I don't have anything else to send, so here's a robot army.”

Aquaman: “Thanks for explaining it, Author. So that's how you get the trident! When I become ruler of the Seven Seas, I'll send you an Atlantean nuclear submarine!”

Viktor: “@Author, Jayce's Hextech cannon is better than mine? Let me tell you about the Hextech Core!”

Thanos: “Didn't your last preview say you'd explain where the Soul Stone is? If you don't update soon, I'm sending my fleet over there!”

Meng Xiaobai had always thought these were just jokes from online fans, until one day, packages arrived from those worlds!

Meng Xiaobai: “Please stop sending me advanced tech! I really have no use for Ultron robots, bioweapons, planet-destroying cannons, or two-dimensional foil!”