Starting a Farm and Earning Skill Points in Naruto

A flower-growing nation's youth merges with Naruto Uzumaki and obtains a rather irreverent Achievement System. Orochimaru gets Uchiha blood; Tsunade successfully kicks her gambling habit; Jiraiya becomes a reform fanatic; Konan runs up a debt of tens of billions and debuts as an idol; Sasuke's Susanoo turns into a magical girl; Neji awakens the Tenseigan and becomes a scientist; the Nine-Tails loves dog food, cola, milk tea, and acting chuunibyou; and Hinata becomes a yandere girl with the Moon Goddess affliction.

Naruto Uzumaki discovers that the secret identities he let loose have already wrecked the Shinobi World. As it turns out, I'm the real mastermind behind the scenes.

The main world is Naruto, with Type-Moon, Dragon Raja, and the like possibly appearing later.

PS: A lighthearted, overpowered story about farming, management, romance, and sweet couple moments.