Can't I Get a Decent Rebirth?

Li Dai looked at the fat-burning weight-loss method he'd just learned and waited excitedly for the results.

[Fat-Burning Weight-Loss Method learned. Ability reward: Fire Control +1]

"Heh. What does burning fat have to do with controlling fire?"

[Skill mission activated: Read this novel synopsis carefully, draw conclusions from it, and write a 300-character review.]

[Random reward selection activated. Choose one of three: Parkour +1, Flying Swordsmanship +1, Speech +1]

"This time, I'll definitely get to say something!" Li Dai declared confidently, feeling sure of himself. Then he started writing his review.

[Congratulations, Host. Mission complete. Choose one of three random rewards: Flying Swordsmanship +1]

Li Dai was devastated. Once again, he had to do without the ability to speak.

After that, the stubborn Li Dai let out his final, proud cry:

Baa baa baa...