Bringing Calamity to the Heavens, Starting with Dongfang Bubai

For sixty years atop Blackwood Cliff, he listened quietly as flowers bloomed and faded, watched clouds drift by, and looked on coldly as an age of martial arts desolation descended. The greatest under heaven, the Eastern Depot’s Chief Eunuch. Yang at its extreme gives rise to yin; yin at its extreme gives rise to yang. Heaven and humanity transform into life, and all under heaven is subdued. In the Great Tang world, killing to protect life, cutting down karma but not people. If the world follows my example, it will fall into the demonic path… Across the vast myriad heavens, divine beings wielding a bell arrive, claiming to act out of great love as they bring about the end of the world. … In the main world, the five celestial regions stand apart, and five heavenly palaces rule over them. Immortal, yet not immortal; divine, yet not divine. Everything is absurd. Heh. What a bunch of rotten fish and shrimps. So you can’t be an immortal without romance? Then none of you get to be immortals anymore. Xi Mingzhang: This poor Daoist is Huang Tian. I invite all immortals and gods to die. Let the Heavenly Dao perish, usher in the age of the end of the Dharma, and complete the cycle of creation and destruction across heaven and earth. … This book is also known as The Daily Struggles of a Jinx, If My Fellow Daoist Dies, I Don’t Have To, So Lie Down Already, Remember: My Daoist Title Is Huang Tian, Not Huangtian, Don’t Mess With Me, Or You’ll Die, and I, Who Sever Calamities and Transform Fortune, the Great Venerable of the Final Tribulation Who Recreates the Vast World.