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  1. I Can Whip Five Times in a Row with Lightning You Will Die If You Go OutLight Novel7k Wordscompleted "Master! What happened yesterday?" Teacher Ma: "I was careless yesterday and didn't dodge. They came well prepared to attack my 69-year-old comrade. They don't follow martial ethics!" "Didn't you use your five lightning whips?" Teacher Ma: "The Five Lightning Whips are the secret skill of our Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect. It is extremely powerful and must not be used lightly. My teacher has already advised them to use rat tail juice!" 0Votes8Recs0Fans
  2. This Supreme Lord Is Unusual Not a LemonLight Novel9k Wordscompleted I, Taishang Laojun, give money. I was recently demoted to earth by the Jade Emperor, and all my property was seized by heaven. As long as you transfer me 50,000 yuan to pay the pledge fee, my tens of millions of elixirs and millions of magic weapons will be yours! ! ! Alas, don't do it, I'm not mentally ill! 0Votes8Recs0Fans
  3. The Most Powerful Incense System of Shushu Not a LemonLight Novel30k Wordsongoing Reborn as a little hamster in the world of cultivation, he awakens the incense golden finger. As long as someone worships it, he can obtain incense points to exchange for items. When other immortal cultivators were practicing hard year after year and bleeding like rivers for a genius treasure. Shushu, I have become an immortal in the process of leading the people to a well-off society. The elixir of ten thousand years is used as fruit, and the magical weapon of immortality is used as toothpick. 0Votes2Recs0Fans
  4. I Still Want to Hold On Of RiceLight Novel48k Wordscompleted "Can I still save him?" "I'm sorry, you have one more minute to live." "Then can I still hold on?" "Please tell me your last wish." "Wait, I'm not dead yet!" 0Votes60Recs0Fans
  5. A Different World That Begins with Raising a Maid Cold State ColdLight Novel9k Wordscompleted As a migrant worker, Lu Xuan unfortunately fell into the workplace of 007. But fortunately, he became the 10 millionth reincarnated working soul in this century, and got the opportunity to customize his reincarnation! "I died working in this life, so I won't work in the next life! I want to be my own boss!" "Okay." "Then I don't want to buy a house. I want a big house." "Okay." "Then... Then I will remain a virgin in this life, and I will marry a beautiful, heavenly wife in my next life!" 0Votes123Recs0Fans
  6. Fate Purple Eyes Mo Yuan Blowing TracesLight Novel20k Wordscompleted The first darkness was born when Chaos fought against the first light for tens of thousands of years. In the end, both sides got tired and rested for tens of thousands of years. Within tens of thousands of years, the two sides became friends again. The darkness wakes up from chaos, and the light is no longer there, so the darkness is ready to go out and see the world tens of thousands of years from now. Reincarnate into a secular dynasty and carry out your life. 0Votes31Recs0Fans
  7. Anomalies in the Japanese World Fat WatermelonLight Novel7k Wordscompleted Hu Lin was reborn in a different world. The demons, humans, elves, and undead that existed in this world... Under the guidance of God, lived in harmony. It was in this world that Hu Lin (Hu Qi) lived a different daily life in Epoch College than in the original world - or "abnormal" 0Votes0Recs0Fans
  8. My Classmates Are All the Protagonists of All Worlds Windy and RainyLight Novel20k Wordscompleted Jia Renlu is not an orphan. He has no system, no grandfather, and no awakened martial spirit. Just an ordinary member of the tens of millions of people who have traveled through time... This is a funny story... 0Votes20Recs0Fans
  9. Genius Quotes Classmate TangtangtangLight Novel1k Wordscompleted This is a world of geniuses, and ordinary people cannot fathom their thoughts. Let me open a door and window to a new world for you! 0Votes6Recs0Fans
  10. Conan: I Died 1100 Times Brown Pastoral CatLight Novel8k Wordscompleted Reporter: Mr. Maori, do you have anything to say about finding the wrong murderer this time? Mao Li: This time the problem is not mainly with me. It's all with that naughty boy Conan who provided wrong clues. Conan: It's none of my business. The victim's body was so naughty that I was misled. Kudo Shinichi: What does Conan's fault have to do with me, Kudo? Protagonist: I'm just a corpse that can't move, so what bad intentions can I have? PS: There is no heroine in this book because I haven't dec 0Votes36Recs0Fans
  11. I'm Just a Cat Du ShenyiLight Novel2k Wordscompleted I can't understand the happiness of those people because I'm just a cat - Mao Xun 0Votes5Recs0Fans
  12. What Have I Become? Can't See the SkyLight Novel44k Wordscompleted The last thing Lin Ye saw was that the car knocked him away. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had come to a beggar's version of my world, with only soil and trees. How should he live like this? Fortunately, Lin Ye has awakened to the world reincarnation system. He can reincarnate into creatures in various worlds to obtain the racial talents of the reincarnated species. He can also find modules for developing the main world in these worlds. However, there are so many species in the world 0Votes24Recs0Fans
  13. The Embarrassing Journey of a Delusion Drama SalesmanLight Novel12k Wordscompleted The emphasis is on complaining, and then on being funny. 0Votes6Recs0Fans
  14. Acne Without Labels Of RiceLight Novel16k Wordscompleted Why are you like this? Are you nervous? What a nerve Sorry, I'm sick, I'm nervous If I don't put a label, I will die. 0Votes2Recs0Fans
  15. Rise from the Island of Ten Thousand Buddhas You in the Autumn NightLight Novel156k Wordscompleted Master Jingse said: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form (when there is no love in your heart, you will naturally not be affected by it) Little Wugen. If one day a girl really falls in love with you, don't worry too much and just let go and love. If you don't enter the mortal world, how can you understand the mortal world. Caution: When you encounter an opponent you cannot match, don't hesitate to hide! Hide as deeply as you can Caution: When you encounter something you like, get it in your 0Votes81Recs0Fans
  16. I'm Really Not Funny Leather GourdLight Novel2k Wordscompleted I am a very serious person... 0Votes46Recs0Fans
  17. Escape from the Clutches of Senior Sister I Love Xiaobaiwen 2Light Novel3k Wordscompleted I am Lin Bai, a free young man reborn in a small mountain village. I was planning to live happily like this for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect that a beautiful woman with strong martial arts suddenly came to my door and put a sword on my neck. She must be my senior sister and wanted to take me to cultivate immortality. I cried, why don't I just go with you? Senior sister, they are just low-class bandits, there is no need to use shamisen real fire to burn them! Senior sister, I'm jus 0Votes4Recs0Fans
  18. My Girlfriend Has Ten Personalities DelasiumLight Novel54k Wordscompleted After the spiritual energy was revived, Su Yi's girlfriend awakened nine personalities. The first one is the absolutely domineering female war goddess, physically invincible as a dick. The second one is the little witch from the Black-bellied Demon Sect, with full charm points. The third one is the San Wu Qing Leng female assassin, whose speed and movement skills disappear without a trace. The fourth one is the second grader who failed to save the old and useless boy, and transformed when he 0Votes325Recs3Fans
  19. God, I've Changed It's up to You HahaLight Novel83k Wordscompleted Parallel world, transformation? This is a hilarious daily story of a lucky~lucky~ son who passed through his soul~ 0Votes343Recs0Fans
  20. My Wife Is Quite Fierce The Above IngredientsLight Novel214k Wordscompleted The new book "Strange Creatures Always Come into My House" is welcome to try. Bai tide: "Madam, they say that falling in love feels like an electric shock. I am willing to touch the electric switch for you." Bai tide: "Madam, I want to hide the throbbing in my heart. I think I will like you for the rest of my life." Bai tide: "Madam, I don't want to deceive myself with lies anymore. The moon is not as good as one hundred thousandth of you." A crooked good-for-nothing, the best wife in the world 0Votes228Recs0Fans
  21. Losing Money Started with Iron Man A ScumbagLight Novel3k Wordscompleted "The binding is successful and the Invincible Prodigal System is activated. Please lose money from the system as soon as possible." ! Okay, then, our road to losing money starts from making movies... 0Votes15Recs0Fans
  22. I Really Don't Know How to Slay Demons I Can Only Write NovelsLight Novel8 Wordscompleted "I'm so handsome. Isn't it too much to carry a magic mirror with me?" "Then I like cheerleading and carry a demon-quenching sail with me. Is this normal?" While Chen An was arranging his clothes in front of the live broadcast camera, he took out magical weapons one after another from the sack on the side. What about the Eighteen Demon-Subduing Sail, the Golden Light Demon-Slaying Sword, the Dementing Bell, the Heavenly Thunder Hammer, etc. 0Votes12Recs0Fans
  23. There Will Always Be Problems with the Plots I Design GhrstLight Novel19k Wordscompleted Destiny's Child plot design team (World Mission Agency) announced: In order to complete various tasks issued by world consciousness, we enter the world to help the protagonist act, but the plot always develops in strange directions. Dear friends, please remember to give us a five-star rating! -- This title mocks the author. After taking this title, the author will always have problems when setting up the plot... Author: The works offer sacrifices to heaven and have boundless power. 0Votes29Recs0Fans
  24. Why Is It so Hard to Be a Good Person? Dog of FireLight Novel44k Wordscompleted Because you attacked XXX, XXX's favorability towards you increases and you gain favorability points. Because you helped XXX, XXX hates you and gains evil deeds. Yang Xiu said, I want to be a good person, a truly good person, but in this twisted world, how should I choose? 0Votes9Recs0Fans
  25. The Woman with the Poisonous Tongue Who Sweeps the List Captain ShuiLight Novel13k Wordscompleted [Reading Reminder 0] "From Uncle Nine to the End of God's Blessing" is in the hot update. PS and the following are not important. [Reading reminder 1] Some contents in this book may cause discomfort. [Reading Reminder 2] Writing a book is not easy, but you have to do it and cherish it. If you offend me, it's none of my business. It's just inspiration that told me to write this way. There is money to be made by using leverage on the table, and there is a comment section for arguing offline. Th 0Votes21Recs0Fans
  26. The Creator of Zombies in the Apocalypse I Can Only Write NovelsLight Novel16k Wordscompleted The end of the world is coming, and zombies are awakening. Bai Lian accidentally obtained the zombie manufacturing system. [Piranha] + [Music Box] + [Blood of the Living] + [A Zombie] = [Irritated Musical Zombie] [Crazy Baby] + [Titan Zombie] + [Soul Ninja] = [Terminator? Security Bureau: "What? S-class alarm? It's okay! Call Bai Lian first, ask him to take his zombie brigade to crush a wave head-on, then ask Bai Lian to attack head-on, and then ask Bai Lian to have a love affair, that's it." 0Votes15Recs0Fans
  27. Does Anyone Really Think I'm Lucky? Assist to Get Out of Yaoyao QuicklyLight Novel324k Wordsongoing Huangluo, whose curiosity is comparable to that of a kitten, roams freely in this continental world with a two-dimensional structure, meets all kinds of people, and experiences all kinds of strange things. The care of relatives, the persistence of the witch, the whirlpool of the elves, the conspiracy for recovery... 0Votes403Recs19Fans
  28. I Am Too Invincible and Choose to Shatter the Void Pluto BulldozerLight Novel32k Wordscompleted The strongest man in the Blue God Realm, Hunyuan Tianzun felt too bored because he was invincible in the world, so he decided to break the void and reach another plane called Blue Star. In Blue Star, as the strongest man in the God Realm, facing the dazzling new world, what story will happen... 0Votes28Recs0Fans
  29. New Hidden Uchiha Likes to Throw BricksLight Novel1k Wordscompleted This was a cheat to kill people with bloodstains on the sun and Uchiha. Because there are not many words updated by students, we update every two days and twice a day during holidays. 0Votes12Recs0Fans
  30. I Broadcast Live in All the Worlds Love Eating Salted FishLight Novel58k Wordscompleted "Welcome everyone to my live broadcast room, please follow me if you haven't followed me." "Thanks to the big brother on the list, this hot man gave me a super rocket." "Here, let's set off some fireworks for Brother Bang." Su Fan said. He flipped the hand holding the Xuanyuan Sword, and a golden divine dragon flew up, destroying all the huge fleets in the distant starry sky. From a distance, it looks like a grand fireworks display that never stops. 0Votes66Recs0Fans
  31. I Want to Be the Villain Behind the Scenes Love Eating Salted FishLight Novel7k Wordscompleted Su Luoyi's parents left him early, and he also obtained the system by chance. In order to find his family, he traveled through all the worlds. "You think so, system?" Su Luoyi smiled and asked the system. The system trembled and hid in the corner without making a sound. "I'm just a child!" The system collapsed in its heart and shouted, "How could you do this!" In this way, he became the heart knot of not only the system, but also the major Ultraman. 0Votes10Recs0Fans
  32. The Only Superpower in the World of Doraemon Love Eating Salted FishLight Novel110k Wordscompleted "Why! Why!" Yuzuru Hanyu knelt on the ground and burst into tears. "Obviously, I have become a god, but I still can't meet you!" Chapter 30 begins I can't even stand what's in front of me The further back you go, the better it looks Especially the extras one more thing Not a dual protagonist 0Votes483Recs0Fans
  33. Three Hundred Ways to Run a Hotel Inch-Headed Old ManLight Novel127k Wordscompleted "Welcome~" "Is your place... Legal?" "Emmm... Regular!" "Who's coming? Let's go, let's go..." A man took a woman and left without looking back... "Welcome" "Is your place legal?" "Irregular!" "Hey, you Yao Yao Ling? I'm reporting someone running an irregular hotel!" "... Nima..." Until sitting in the police car... Hao Nan is thinking... Is it better to have a formal hotel or an informal one... ------Separating line------ This article is mainly funny and nonsensical, and is designed to deal with 0Votes2.1kRecs0Fans
  34. Alien Beastmaster I'm the OneLight Novel50k Wordscompleted Qin Kan, an ordinary boy, was tricked by a powerful man into a world where beast masters were the main body, and there were various training systems. Low-level talents, weak natal monsters, let's see Qin Kan activate the monster system given by the powerful, step by step, from humor to passion, uncovering all the fog. 0Votes40Recs0Fans
  35. Villain Teaching He Sheng Sued One Point ZeroLight Novel13k Wordscompleted "Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is a jerk!" Ye Wenshuo said with a contemptuous smile on his face. 0Votes21Recs0Fans
  36. A Gluttonous Life Starting from Scratch Get a Cat in the FutureLight Novel100k Wordsongoing People's physiques cannot be generalized. Human beings can punch through steel plates when they are extremely angry! Qin Yi once thought it was a joke, but he didn't expect it to be true. The story started when he picked up a cat who called himself Taotie. [You fed the blue cat a bottle of dichlorvos, and the poison resistance +10] [You fed Blue Cat a facial cleanser, and the skin smoothness +1] [You fed the blue cat a bunch of garbage, causing intestinal obstruction and digestive capacity -10] 0Votes29Recs0Fans
  37. Something Is Wrong with My Relationship Lazy Little Black GuyLight Novel43k Wordscompleted Because of an accident, the soul of Jiang You, who was about to be a senior, traveled to another world, where Yu Aihara was about to take the junior high school exam. Yu Aihara, who worked hard to pass the junior high school graduation exam, after rejecting the offer to go abroad with his parents, lived a life of owning a car [bicycle] and a house [rented] while his parents were busy [working abroad]. The following is the abnormal version: "You may not know what it is like to travel back in time 0Votes37Recs0Fans
  38. I'm Really Not a Senior I Took the First Exam Eight TimesLight Novel12k Wordscompleted The monk hides in the forest, with profound knowledge and boundless power. They eliminate demons and monsters just for peace, but they are not known to the world. It turns out that this city in this world is not as beautiful as imagined... As an abandoned housewife, she was actually dragged into an Internet addiction. Not only is his name good, but his speech is also good. But who would have thought that because of her, he would be mistaken for a senior... But one day, after learning her true id 0Votes2Recs0Fans
  39. Sister, Please Respect Yourself Don't Call Me WeirdLight Novel73k Wordsongoing What should I do if I have a controlling sister in another world? Waiting online, quite urgent. 0Votes170Recs1Fans
  40. I Became an Idol Producer in Tokyo Card CursorLight Novel150k Wordsongoing There is no place for idols in Reiwa's era—— AKB and Sakamichi continue to struggle on the downhill road, the impact of Bang Dream's plan "Speed Budokan Legend", the new musical possibilities shown by Girls' Opera, and the producer P of the original virtual singer Hatsune Miku has impacted the Japanese pop music industry with strong strength, giving it a new lease of life. Idols these days are about to exit the stage of the times. But there are always some producers who like to go against the wa 0Votes137Recs4Fans
  41. One Punch Master Ripe CrabLight Novel221k Wordsongoing Listen, the so-called disciples are not idiots who only know how to listen to the master, nor are they idiots who only know how to practice! A true disciple is a ruthless machine that urges the Master to practice and make the Master stronger so that he can marry a beautiful wife and give birth to a junior sister. He is an overlord who runs rampant in the world under the power of the Master. He, Guo Xiao, doesn't have any feelings! His master is invincible at the same level with one punch. An 0Votes1.7kRecs7.3kFans
  42. What to Do If You Become the Richest Man at the Age of Six Douer. CSLight Novel3 Wordscompleted Ever since Wang Yiran activated the winking cash-in check-in system. His life is changing exponentially every moment. One and a half year old bragging about not drafting. Driving a Ferrari with one hand at the age of two and a half. The name of my three-and-a-half-year-old girlfriend needs to be backed up in a memo. What should I do if I become the richest man at the age of six? Waiting online, it's quite urgent... 0Votes11Recs0Fans
  43. I'm Really Not a Child of Fortune There Is a Moon Under the Left EarLight Novel91k Wordsongoing My name is Qin Xie, and I am a time traveler. You may not believe it, but my luck is worth MAX. If you walk on the street, you will definitely find money Any stock you buy will definitely hit the daily limit! I have 'worked hard' and 'made money' over the years and finally bought the most luxurious villa in Tianhai City However, on the day I checked in, I was hit by a meteorite! ..... [Ding! Doom system, successfully bound! [This system has no other functions and will only bring endless 0Votes171Recs0Fans
  44. Transformation of Reincarnation Chess Luo FengjinLight Novel102k Wordscompleted Because of an earthquake, Su Jin's peaceful life was broken. Weird things happened one after another. The ancients were reborn, and demons were everywhere. But the most bizarre thing was how she turned into a woman. All kinds of absurd things happened one after another, and a chess game gradually surfaced... 0Votes22Recs0Fans
  45. The System Asked Me to Repair the Sky Plastering in SilenceLight Novel52k Wordscompleted Why is the door of a small town brothel frequently knocked on by an old man in the middle of the night? Why does the sow in the butcher's backyard scream in the middle of the night? Why did the master of alchemy become a master of gynecology? Why do masters of weapon making make a living by forging iron on the streets? It all starts in a small town... The protagonist travels to a world of spiritual cultivation that lacks spiritual energy. At the age of eighteen, he gets a belated golden fin 0Votes1Recs0Fans
  46. Bringing the Zerg to Another World Sneer Three TimesLight Novel144k Wordscompleted That day, he took the StarCraft Zerg base to an unknown world. There are empires and nobles, mercenaries and fighting spirit, temples and magic. In a chaotic situation, it turns out that the best thing to do is to stay up and observe secretly. However, the Zerg generals under his command are all too unique, which is really a headache. So, once your wings are full, start exploring slowly! I just hope the people here can be more friendly, otherwise... 0Votes104Recs3Fans
  47. Is the Way I Traveled Through Time Wrong? Ink Pen Lightly TicksLight Novel23k Wordscompleted I——Lin Xiaosong. Yes, that's right, I traveled through time. Both parents died and he was an orphan. Born a loser. The old man hasn't appeared yet, and he hasn't found the ring yet. If nothing else, it should be the system. By the way, I still have a marriage contract. As long as I cancel the engagement, it will be the beginning of my useless counterattack! One year later. Two years later. Three years later. .... Lin Xiaosong felt that the old lady who broke off the engagement had definitely for 0Votes15Recs0Fans
  48. Is There Really an Upper Limit to Humanity? A Slight RippleLight Novel16k Wordscompleted Is there really an upper limit to humanity? Is it really impossible to defeat demons and monsters? Do villains really have no human rights? In horror movies, do keys drop when you open the door? 0Votes8Recs0Fans
  49. The Holy Grail War Begins with Pirates Emperor WuyiLight Novel69k Wordsongoing At the beginning, you inherit everything from the great hero Arash, and let's see how Sean starts the largest Holy Grail War in history in the world of One Piece! 0Votes143Recs3Fans
  50. Eighteen Acts of Youth: Deskmate I'm Hungry Blue Gorilla Flash RiceLight Novel10k Wordscompleted Come to Yuewen's website to read more of my works! 0Votes9Recs0Fans