Escape from the Clutches of Senior Sister

I am Lin Bai, a free young man reborn in a small mountain village. I was planning to live happily like this for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect that a beautiful woman with strong martial arts suddenly came to my door and put a sword on my neck. She must be my senior sister and wanted to take me to cultivate immortality. I cried, why don't I just go with you? Senior sister, they are just low-class bandits, there is no need to use shamisen real fire to burn them! Senior sister, I'm just going to compete with my classmates, there's no need to give so many talismans! Senior sister, I have already established my foundation, and I really can't take these pills. Senior Sister, I like Junior Sister Yin Xue, can you... Ah! Senior sister, do you want to break us up?