[Song of Mental Illness]i Haven't Had My Brain Opened and I Can't Write Such a Big Idea
【精神病之歌】脑袋没开过瓢写不出这么大的脑洞
Are you tired of watching this? Tired of fantasy? Are you tired of watching military, urban, romance, online games and comedy? The whole world is drunk and I am alone awake? Come, come, I have one, no, ten secret books. It's up to you to save the world from now on. The mental hospital director took out ten books, and I had a premonition that after reading them, I would never be able to leave the door again. I can only accompany the author in the critical area to write the novel. The novel is purely fictional, please do not rise to the level of the author. The behavior of the characters in the book and the author's thinking reflected in the book are only the tip of the iceberg of the characters in the book. The single recommendation index in this book is the pill 💊 index. The more pills, the more severe the symptoms. Normal humans should read with caution. If possible, please click on the collection in the middle. Your attention will be my motivation for continuous updates. Click on the avatar to see my other book lists. If you have books of the same type that you want to share with me, you can leave me a message below. I will be very grateful for your sharing and will also include good works.
1我的身份愈发变态
Three Line Book
"The great Mr. Chen Yu, you were successfully elected as the leader of the human race last night. What do you want to say to the world?" Chen Yu got up in a daze, without any clothes on: "I don't know, I just woke up..." ... Readership: 1017612638 VIP group: 419402072 (2000 subscription value can be added)
"The great Mr. Chen Yu, you were successfully elected as the leader of the human race last night. What do you want to say to the world?" Chen Yu got up in a daze, without any clothes on: "I don't know, I just woke up..." ... Readership: 1017612638 VIP group: 419402072 (2000 subscription value can be added)
Pill Index: 💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊 Everyone has a label on their head. Why is it that I have the title of "The World's Most Wanted Murderer" on my head? As soon as the protagonist arrived in this world, he was reported by the fat house and was imprisoned by the police for half a year for rehabilitation. The labels on his head became more and more outrageous. After he was released from prison, he was captured by the underworld when he was experimenting on a dead fat man. The target was a terrorist, and he was transformed into a top scorer in the college entrance examination. At this point in the writing, there are already so many contradictions that they are about to explode, and they will become even more explosive after the author reveals the worldview. Classes in the human world have been solidified to the extreme. The evil creatures in the city destruction incident were born from human captivity. When I first saw Chaofan with the evil sister, I thought the evil organization was an organization seeking survival. However, after entering, I discovered that it was Ye Wenjie➕Leading the Party. Seeing the update, there may be a reversal, but all the villains have reasons to support them. The class of the human world is for the sake of race, and the self-destruction of evil things is for the purpose of resisting class. The author's imagination is really big, don't let him get involved, just see what kind of fangs there are in this vicious world.
2谁让他修仙的!
The Whitest Crow
"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said this to reporters, expressing great anger. The next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. --"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.
"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said this to reporters, expressing great anger. The next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. --"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.
Pill Index: 💊💊💊💊💊💊💊 "As we all know, the atmosphere in the immortal world is not caused by my three brothers, Lu Yang." If you are tired of the orthodox fairy tale routines and want to read some strange and interesting stories about cultivating immortals, then "Who Let Him Cultivation to Immortality!" " Is a novel you shouldn't miss. The author White Crow uses a humorous style to describe the experience of the protagonist Lu Yang, who has a clear mind and does not play by the rules, and his journey in the world of immortality. Together with his fellow apprentices Meng Jingzhou and Man Gu, he encountered various adventures and troubles, showing an evil style of cultivating immortality. This is a light-hearted, funny, unconventional, and extremely imaginative fairy tale novel that is worth reading.
3三国:关家逆子,龙佑荆襄
Milk Sugar Sugar Sugar
Standing in front of you is Guan Yu's "rebellious son" Guan Lin. Let him go east, let him go west, let him practice martial arts, he will have diarrhea. Everyone who meets him says that his father Guan Yu is a reckless man without any brains. Killing Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou was because he did not follow martial ethics. Riding alone for thousands of miles would be a detour of hundreds of miles. And Guan Lin did this just because he didn't want his father to be careless and lose Jingzhou and end up with a tragic death. --"Dad is so arrogant that he has lost his pride, his whole family has lost his pride, and he has lost his pride as well! Even if I help him avoid crossing the river in white clothes, as long as his character remains unchanged, there will be others who will defeat him in Maicheng." --"In order to suppress my father's arrogance, I, Guan Lin, have decided to take over this traitor!"... Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master burned down the beacon tower. "Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master has tied up Mi Fang and Fu Shiren and beaten him!" Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master has made Sun Quan's daughter Sun Luyu pregnant, and the Jiangdong envoy came to visit!" Guan Yu's face was ashen, "How could he have given birth to such a rebellious son!" After closing the door, Guan Yu shouted: "I, Qilin, am the best at stealing!"
Standing in front of you is Guan Yu's "rebellious son" Guan Lin. Let him go east, let him go west, let him practice martial arts, he will have diarrhea. Everyone who meets him says that his father Guan Yu is a reckless man without any brains. Killing Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou was because he did not follow martial ethics. Riding alone for thousands of miles would be a detour of hundreds of miles. And Guan Lin did this just because he didn't want his father to be careless and lose Jingzhou and end up with a tragic death. --"Dad is so arrogant that he has lost his pride, his whole family has lost his pride, and he has lost his pride as well! Even if I help him avoid crossing the river in white clothes, as long as his character remains unchanged, there will be others who will defeat him in Maicheng." --"In order to suppress my father's arrogance, I, Guan Lin, have decided to take over this traitor!"... Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master burned down the beacon tower. "Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master has tied up Mi Fang and Fu Shiren and beaten him!" Zhou Cang: "General, the Fourth Young Master has made Sun Quan's daughter Sun Luyu pregnant, and the Jiangdong envoy came to visit!" Guan Yu's face was ashen, "How could he have given birth to such a rebellious son!" After closing the door, Guan Yu shouted: "I, Qilin, am the best at stealing!"
Pill Index: 💊💊💊 I didn't think it looked good at first, just to pass the time. Later, the author's step-by-step design was considered to be exquisite, and it felt like a strategist. Later, the more I looked at it, the more it looked like the Three Kingdoms killing card. Especially when I read the chapter about Li Miao, I got goosebumps all over. There is indeed a feeling of strategizing. Zhuge Empty City: At first, I was still thinking about how to deal with Cao Cao's advance, but in the end, I came up with an empty city strategy. You think you are on the second level, but actually the author is on the fifth level. This is the novel I have read the most so far. The other two chapters of Chechu Suosuo are completely inferior to the one and a half chapters of Tangtang, and they are very watery from time to time. Three chapters a day are enough to satisfy your needs.
4史上第一混乱
Zhang Xiaohua
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
Pill Index: 💊💊💊💊💊 In 2008, the work "The First World War" was collected by half a million people. Countless people were fired for reading novels and laughing at work. (Among them is me) Xiao Qiang, a pawnshop employee selected by the fairy Liu Laoliu, was assigned to receive many guests from different dynasties, so that they could live a stable life in real life. Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu and other big bosses have complicated relationships. The protagonist's task is to prevent them from causing big troubles. As a result, troubles come one after another like leeks. The language style of this book is really good. The dialogue between the characters is very realistic and vivid. It is not as rigid as other books. It is completely like gags in real life. Moreover, the narration part adds a lot of discussion in the first person, showing the rich inner drama of the characters. Reading it is like you are Xiaoqiang. The most outstanding thing about this book is the setting. There are two obvious differences: 🖕🏻It just doesn't describe how the protagonist becomes stronger, practices, how to become an official, how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. There is no training system at all. Except for the exaggerated parts, other strength settings are very realistic. When encountering a gun, you still have to deal with it. It all relies on a special world view to support the plot; ✌🏻️The language is basically psychological description except for verbal description. There is no special explanation of strength, world view, tricks or anything like that. Even if the author's interpretation of the chapters of Human Realm Axis is still Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou and others talking about the "history of suffering", they are all talking about me. I think that the whole book is so real and natural, just like recording what you see and think when you visit the Seventh Aunt and the Eighth Aunt, so this book gives people a "participant" feeling, such as "When I saw that Hu Sanniang was not there, I put my hands on my hips and smiled proudly."
5剑灵同居日记
His Majesty The King
"The Sword Spirit of the Heavenly Sword awakens in response to the call. Let me ask you, are you my mount?" Public fan group: 633948707
"The Sword Spirit of the Heavenly Sword awakens in response to the call. Let me ask you, are you my mount?" Public fan group: 633948707
Pill Index: 💊💊💊💊 Other people's sword spirits are either old men or young girls. Why is mine a lunatic and treating me as a mount? Li Qingming bought a whiteboard long sword. After accidentally holding his hand, he thought the sword spirit recognized the master, but it turned out that he recognized the sword spirit as the master. From then on, he became the mount of Sword Spirit King Jiu. It's a pretty good book, and the analysis of the character made me feel like I was awake. This relaxed style, strange thinking and unexpected twists make people want to spit out a mouthful of old blood. But it's this feeling that makes people feel happy. Not to mention the unpleasant points: 1. Crazy ridicule of fat people, believing that fat or ugly people are extremely obscene; 2. There is an extreme female character who believes that all men are straight and has sex with hundreds of women and is enjoying her life; 3. Thinking that there are people who live purely by reason and have no scruples in mentioning fujoshi and what they watch; The final ending was not very satisfying. The foreshadowing was already very good, but nothing was made clear at the end.
6Free Lich
Fantasy自由的巫妖
Helen's Inn
The story of a person traveling to the world of Faerûn, if you don't abuse the master, that's about it. ---------The new book "The Radio Merchant of Another World" has been uploaded..
The story of a person traveling to the world of Faerûn, if you don't abuse the master, that's about it. ---------The new book "The Radio Merchant of Another World" has been uploaded..
Pill Index: 💊💊💊 The protagonist is Xiao Ming. After arriving in a different world, he discovers that everything can be transformed into a cute girl. Except for Xiao Ming, almost all other characters are female. Even the Sun God is not only feminine but also loli. "No moral integrity, no lower limit", I believe everyone agrees, because the author's moral integrity cannot be expressed in words and words. Just looking at the chapter title is enough to give it a 404. Then there is the unfolding of God. Liya obviously likes the protagonist very much, but she cannot get it, and commits suicide in a bloody manner. The other female characters who appear are easily taken into the harem. The contrast fully reflects the "if you don't seek death, you will not die" situation that often appears in the text. The author has received various vicious curses because of this, and the book has been banned for several years. Now that it has been released, many chapters have been missing, and new readers will feel that what he said does not match his words.
7You Are Such a Genius
Xianxia你真是个天才
His Majesty The King
Look at the good things you did! Is this small temple unable to accommodate you? You are such a genius! The genius boy Bai Xiao's journey of finding his relatives over a thousand miles. Readership 820802261
Look at the good things you did! Is this small temple unable to accommodate you? You are such a genius! The genius boy Bai Xiao's journey of finding his relatives over a thousand miles. Readership 820802261
Pill Index: 💊💊💊💊 I felt so wronged for the protagonist that I wanted to cry! Needless to say how outstanding the male protagonist is, he is a genius, the strongest hunter, and invincible. His father cheated him and made him rich. In addition, he was influenced by his father and was very single-minded. He was unmoved by how many stunning figures appeared in the article... And so on. The heroine would die if she didn't leave when she was a child. After leaving, she lost her memory. The hero told her that he was her ex-boyfriend. The heroine decided that she would be the boyfriend of whoever was good in the academy. . . . . However, it is so perfect, but I feel very wronged for him. It shouldn't be like this. If a template like this is placed in other novels, what kind of talent is it? His dedicated heroine was a childhood sweetheart who was honest and helpful to each other, but was later forced to lose her memory. He pursued her, and it was okay. She could slowly pursue the cliché of falling in love again and regaining her memory. As a result, we have two personalities: the first heroine and the second heroine. Well, I have to accept it reluctantly. But, dear heroine, the heroine "No. 1" Who has the original memory, please, please understand the protagonist, how much he has paid for you, really, I really want to cry after summarizing the whole process, and what about the heroine's feedback? The male protagonist with low emotional intelligence is asked to guess and guess, and he has not been with the male protagonist for a long time. No, it is more likely to be with the male protagonist for a while. This idea has not been seen much. The male protagonist is really humble to the extreme. Such a talented and perfect male protagonist! It's because of his single-mindedness that he has to suffer from the two female protagonists, and I didn't see or feel the two personalities' understanding, consideration, or anything like that, but I felt that the male protagonist was being manipulated. Oh my God, please, please look after the protagonist. Even in those novels with abusive protagonists, I have never felt this way for the protagonist, such aggrievedness and sadness... ⊙∀⊙! I seem to have forgotten to take my medicine today.
8Talisman
Light Novel幻符
Sixteenth Cage Steamed Buns
Xiao Bai's father, Xiao Daniu, was a crazy person. He always said that he came from another world. He often told Xiao Bai those bizarre but wonderful stories, and often sighed: "Why don't I have a template for the protagonist? Why can't I become Long Aotian?" Later, his father passed away, and Xiao Bai planned to do something. He is going to try to find the so-called protagonist template, and try to become Long Aotian, who is unable to be a father. So I embarked on a wonderful and wonderful journey with the upgrade strategy and magic talismans left by my father. This book, also known as "The Temptation of Making Talisman", tells various joyful stories about a funny boy who aspires to become the protagonist Long Aotian.
Xiao Bai's father, Xiao Daniu, was a crazy person. He always said that he came from another world. He often told Xiao Bai those bizarre but wonderful stories, and often sighed: "Why don't I have a template for the protagonist? Why can't I become Long Aotian?" Later, his father passed away, and Xiao Bai planned to do something. He is going to try to find the so-called protagonist template, and try to become Long Aotian, who is unable to be a father. So I embarked on a wonderful and wonderful journey with the upgrade strategy and magic talismans left by my father. This book, also known as "The Temptation of Making Talisman", tells various joyful stories about a funny boy who aspires to become the protagonist Long Aotian.
Pill Index:💊💊 64 full-level grandfather souls were packed into a hammerhead shark doll and given to the second lady. The jokes are fun, and the overall style is pretty good. The protagonist's only purpose in life is to practice, and he still wants to practice to become a great hero. But there is no such motivation for a great hero. There is at least a reason for becoming stronger, such as not wanting to be bullied and wanting world peace. He came here purely to become stronger. Becoming stronger is both a goal and a process. As you continue reading, the protagonist's character problems become bigger and bigger. Although he has an "innocent heart", the protagonist obviously has no sense of empathy. So the way of thinking towards others is ridiculous. (Beat someone to cry to get tears, etc.) Compared with Wang Jiu, he has a similar character, but he is a sword, not a person. The plot is highly watchable. If I insist on the connotation, it is that the education of parents is really extremely important. Such stupid children with brains are abnormal...
9我师兄实在太稳健了
Closer To Home
Reborn in the ancient times before the Conferred Gods War, Li Changshou became a small Qi practitioner. He had no luck and was not destined to be a catastrophic child. He only had a dream of immortality. In order to be able to settle down and live in the cruel prehistoric world, he worked hard not to be implicated in cause and effect. He would always be ashes when he killed someone. He planned everything before he did anything and never stepped into danger easily. He hides his trump cards, practices escape techniques, refines erysipelas, and masters magical powers. He is immobile and as steady as an old dog. His movements are earth-shattering, and he quietly leaves after doing so. Originally, Li Changshou's plan was that he would hide in the mountains and practice peace and become an immortal. Until one year, his master was very thoughtful and gave him... A junior sister... [PS: No new groups will be opened for the time being, five groups (1 098711961) Group One (474095492) Group Two (836797636) Group Three (398929196) Group Four (1071059242) Follow through to the end and cultivate immortality easily!
Reborn in the ancient times before the Conferred Gods War, Li Changshou became a small Qi practitioner. He had no luck and was not destined to be a catastrophic child. He only had a dream of immortality. In order to be able to settle down and live in the cruel prehistoric world, he worked hard not to be implicated in cause and effect. He would always be ashes when he killed someone. He planned everything before he did anything and never stepped into danger easily. He hides his trump cards, practices escape techniques, refines erysipelas, and masters magical powers. He is immobile and as steady as an old dog. His movements are earth-shattering, and he quietly leaves after doing so. Originally, Li Changshou's plan was that he would hide in the mountains and practice peace and become an immortal. Until one year, his master was very thoughtful and gave him... A junior sister... [PS: No new groups will be opened for the time being, five groups (1 098711961) Group One (474095492) Group Two (836797636) Group Three (398929196) Group Four (1071059242) Follow through to the end and cultivate immortality easily!
Pill Index:💊💊💊💊💊 This book really doesn't follow the rules. The prehistoric novels we have seen before basically just don't care who you are, I will just go over and be done with it, and convince people with virtue. This is the opposite. I am a dogma, I am a sure person, and I will not be affected by the cause and effect if I can. I'm just a coward. Only I know my true trump card. What others know is just what I want you to know. As long as no "accidents" happen, you never know how many cards I have. To put it bluntly, if you have a good relationship with me, I can clearly arrange your future, and it will be the most stable kind. After killing a person, they have to rub their bones and scatter the ashes, and then they have to play, play, and sing in the funeral procession. As for the heroine: (Based on the conclusion drawn by the Archmage when he asked Yue Lao to lead the red line) First is the junior sister. After all, it was Li Changshou who "tuned the focus" since he was a child. Although he could not completely teach the truth, he still learned quickly in some aspects, and he aspired to be a heroine, and wanted to be the caring little cotton-padded jacket of his senior brother, a proper female); The second thing is Poisonous Xuanya, cough, that's wrong, it's Youqin Xuanya. After all, Poisonousness will always bring a lot of troubles to Senior Brother Changshou, adding variables to Senior Brother Changshou's prudent behavior. As for the third one, Senior Uncle Jiujiu, after all, he was able to dress himself up for Senior Brother Longevity, although the effect was not very good, and his chest was indeed surging. Summary: This is an anti-routine book about cultivating immortality.