Consistent Logic, No Retcons 逻辑自洽不吃书

1 仙 The Immortal Just Wants to Lie Low 仙人只想躺着 Pork Heart and Shrimp猪心虾仁Urban2.5M WordsCompleted With the spiritual qi revival, faith comes first. Some impersonate the Heavenly Father, Buddha, or the gods and immortals, hoping to attain the Dao through false belief. Some publish autobiographies, believing they are legends in their own right and have no need to borrow someone else’s name. Others become celebrities, idols, and every other kind of figure people worship, convinced that even counterfeit faith is still faith. Li Yi has returned, too. He was not reincarnated; he simply returned to 70Votes162.3kRecs1.3MFans

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When spiritual energy is revived, faith comes first. Some people, Li Daitao, have frozen the Heavenly Father, turned them into Buddhas, and turned them into immortals and gods. They intend to achieve enlightenment through false beliefs. Some people write autobiographies, and they believe that they are legends, so there is no need to pretend to be someone else. Some people have become celebrities, idols, and other things that can be synonymous with people's admiration. They believe that no matter how false their faith is, it is still faith. And Li Yi is also back. He is not reincarnated, he just returned to his own body. Having lived for 5,700 years, he was tired and exhausted. He has seen all the prosperity in the world, and he has suppressed that there is no equal in the world. He is a living immortal, and he is Li Changsheng. Now that he is Li Yi, he just wants to lie down. Then he became a fairy again in the world. This time he did nothing but lay quietly at home. New Bible, Big Thunder Sound Book, Autobiography of the Sword God, Autobiography of Tianxue, Autobiography of Qingxuan... Countless deeds written by powerful men cannot escape one ending, the living immortal Li Changsheng. No matter how stunning or unparalleled his talents are, they will eventually stop in front of him. Li Yi: Li Changsheng's matter, what do you care about Li Yi?

2 我 I'm a Director, and I'm Not That Bad 我是导演，我不比烂 Not an Old Dog不是老狗Urban7.0M WordsCompleted In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In it, he saw an entertainment industry where everyone was competing to be the worst. People would do anything to stand out and go to great lengths to chase traffic. “If that's how things are, why can't we live like a beam of light?” (High-definition, uncensored, no angst or melodrama. The author's character is guaranteed, so feel free to jump in.) 0Votes893kRecs1.1MFans

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In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw an entertainment industry that was in a bad state. They are desperate to gain a position and spend a lot of effort for traffic. "In that case, why can't we live like a beam of light?" (High-definition, uncensored, no abuse, no bloodshed, character guaranteed, don't worry about entering the trap)

3 带 Storming the Marvel Universe with a Wand 带着魔杖闯美漫 Fish-Fragrant Sauce鱼香汁儿Light Novel553k WordsCompleted Spider-Man: Hey, buddy, don't use the Tongue-Sealing Choking Curse on me next time. I promise I won't be so chatty! Thor: Using the Summoning Charm to get your hammer is cheating! Captain America: I didn't want to dance the Tarantella! Ant-Man: Could you stop saying "Engorgio"? You want me to grab some food while you spin the table, is that it? Iron Man: JARVIS, you can be Confunded too? Doctor Strange: Don't even think about going after my cloak! Lynn: There really isn't a more suitable spe 0Votes2.7kRecs22kFans

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Spider-Man: Hey buddy, don't use the gag curse on me next time, I promise not to talk too much! Thor: Using the Flying Curse to get the hammer is cheating! Cap: What I want to dance is not the tarantella! Ant-Man: Can you stop saying "shrink"? If I want to pick up the food, you turn the table, right? Iron Man: Jarvis, can you be confused? Doctor Strange: Don't think about my cape! … Lynn: There is really no more suitable spell. Don't force me to use Avada! Ps: This is a story about Thanos arriving on Earth five years late due to a failed hair transplant.

4 兼 Part-Time Boss 兼职BOSS Precious Moonlight宝月流光Gaming2.4M WordsCompleted A princess locked up in a dragon’s lair is like a yacht owned by a tycoon. Whether you ever use it is beside the point; what matters is that you can’t do without one. Ideally, it should come with a few bounty quests, and the higher their level, the better. A dragon-slaying quest would be even better. That’s the kind of prestige we’re after. If you don’t have a princess locked up at home, cursing you to go to hell every day, you can hardly call yourself a proper dragon when greeting the others. W 9Votes110.7kRecs398kFans

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The princess kept in the evil dragon's house is just like the yacht raised by the rich. The second is whether it is used or not. The key is that you can't live without it. It is best to have several bounty missions attached. The higher the mission level, the better. It would be even better if there is a dragon-slaying mission. This is what we want. If you didn't have a princess in your family who would curse you to hell every day, you would be embarrassed to say hello to other evil dragons. What, the king sent a group of adventurers to fuck me? Hahaha, I am a dignified level 80 Black Dragon Lord, a world-class BOSS, how could I take this group of adventurers seriously? What! The adventurer has already reached the outside of the dungeon? They are all full-level players, and there are two heroes leading the team! The leader of the team is still a dragon-slaying swordsman! It's over, what should I do now... Heroes and villains, black dragons and mortals, the powerful BOSS in the game and the little anchor in reality. This is a story about the Black Dragon BOSS player.

5 这 This Game Is Too Realistic 这游戏也太真实了 Morning Star LL晨星LLSci-Fi6.9M WordsCompleted This game is way too realistic! Hauling bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages... At most, a company can make you experience the hardships of working 996. Here, you can experience 007 on super speed. All right, enough talk. The great Administrator has called me to haul bricks. The Administrator says that as long as we work hard and offer up our livers, next month he can get himself another brand-new set of power armor. Then he’ll take us to explore a whole new map, where 2.1kVotes4.9MRecs9.4MFans

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This game is too real! Moving bricks, running errands, picking up garbage, delivering express delivery... The company can at most let you experience the hardships of 996. Here you can experience the super double 007. Okay, no more nonsense, the great manager asked me to move the bricks. The adult said that as long as we work hard to donate our livers, he can get a brand new set of power armor next month, and then he will take us to a new map and go to the vast wasteland to pick up more garbage! … Chu Guang, who traveled to the wasteland world, found that he had unlocked the shelter system and could summon creatures named "players" from the parallel world. From that day on, the entire wasteland became unruly.

6 我 My Stand-in is Steve 我的替身是史蒂夫 Moonlit Azure栖月幽蓝Light Novel6.3M WordsOngoing "Child, do you know what this is?" Thanos raised his golden gauntlet, the six Infinity Stones shining with dazzling radiance. "With one snap of my fingers, you will turn to dust in the wind." "I don't believe you, Dad." Fang Mo, wearing the Infinity Suit, slowly shook his head. The Universe Sword in his hand pointed straight at Thanos's shiny, bald purple head. "Forget the Infinity Stones. Even the Heart of the Universe can't save your sorry life today!" "Do you know what this is? This is a Trut 1.1kVotes522kRecs1MFans

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"Kid, do you know what this is?" Thanos raised his golden glove, and the six infinity stones flashed with pleated light: "I will snap my fingers, and you will turn into dust in the wind." "Dad doesn't believe it." Fang Mo, who was wearing the Infinity Suit, slowly shook his head, pointing the Universal Sword in his hand directly at Thanos' shiny purple head: "Don't talk about the Infinity Stones today, even the Heart of the Universe can't save your life!" "Do you know what this is? This is the Taoist Jade!" Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air and laughed wildly: "It is the strongest spear and the strongest shield. There is nothing it cannot destroy!" "You've really never seen anything hard before..." Fang Mo smiled grimly and took out a piece of bedrock: "Do you dare to touch it!?" "Is this... The Philosopher's Stone?" Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "Can it ignore the law of equivalent exchange?" "Well, in a sense, it can only be regarded as the basis of equivalent exchange." Fang Mo touched the portable transformation table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set." … When the fourth natural disaster encountered the mysterious island module, this cube man finally began to bring disaster to the world. (To reiterate, the substitute is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America. This is an MC article...

7 晚 A Floating Life in the Late Tang 晚唐浮生 Lone Wheat Farmer孤独麦客Historical5.9M WordsCompleted In 878, the fifth year of Emperor Xizong’s Qianfu era. That year, Wang Xianzhi died in battle at Huangmei. His followers chose Huang Chao as their leader, gave him the title of Grand General Who Reaches the Sky, and campaigned across the south. That year, Li Keyong killed Duan Wenchu, the military commissioner of Datong. He and his father launched a rebellion, and Shatuo troops pillaged Hedong. That year, bandits rose throughout Jiangnan, capturing prefectures one after another. That year, Henan 392Votes937.2kRecs1.1MFans

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AD 878, the fifth year of Qianfu reign of Emperor Xizong of Tang Dynasty. In this year, Wang Xianzhi died in battle against Huang Mei, and his tribe elected Huang Chao as the leader, named General Soaring Heaven, and moved to the south to fight. In this year, Li Keyong killed Duan Wenchu, the envoy of the Datong army. The father and son launched a rebellion, and Shatuo soldiers and horses raided Hedong. This year, thieves in the south of the Yangtze River began to appear in large numbers and captured all the prefectures and counties. This year, Henan suffered from continuous drought and locusts, and the soldiers caused chaos. This year, Xizong played cockfights and ignored the government affairs. This year, the Tang Dynasty was in turmoil. This year, Shao Shude, who traveled through time from later generations, had his own ideals. He wants to climb high and look far away, and see thousands of lights; he wants to visit mountains and rivers, and see pastoral songs. He wants children to grow strong, he wants women to be protected from humiliation, and he wants old people to have a good death. He wants to end this troubled world.