After Xu Mian came to this world full of cyberpsychosis, he encountered all kinds of absurd things every day:
"Tianjie Kung Fu Cracked Version. Zip" is sold in the ghost market. After decompression, it is "You are a little cutie. Txt"
The inner demon is actually a pop-up advertisement for the exercise software, which cannot be turned off.
Taoist companions can be generated by AI, and you have to hit 648 to unlock the in-depth experience.
Genuine software requires a lifetime loan, while free software turns people into walking advertising players. Only pirated software is the cutest, and it just turns people into lunatics.
Someone buried the mining code in the sect's enterprise server, and all the monks in the sect became his computing power.
I installed the green version of the "Auto-Tunna. Exe" software, which is said to "hang up for three days and rise to Yuanying". As a result, the computer started mining after running it.
A certain monk attained the Taoist Fruit and was about to ascend to heaven. As a result, a line of words appeared in the sky - "Congratulations on the ascension! However, the Fairyland DLC needs to be purchased additionally!"
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If you can't beat it, join.
Xu Mian decided to go crazy early and burn the world with his cyberpsychotic companions.
Luger was sullen.
He noticed that he was losing some hair recently.
But that's not important.
The door to the extraordinary world is opening to him.
He's going to become a powerful wizard and then make himself covered in scales like that annoying, terrifying twenty-eight-clawed earth-burrowing dragon.
In his spare time, he often dreams, dreaming that he no longer has a dog-headed face, but has transformed back into the refreshing human being.
He also often thought about letting his almost bald forehead grow into the slender and twisted horns of the advanced demon species.
But that's not much easier than growing scales.
The legendary dragon and powerful demon species will have a natural human form when they reach adulthood. Yes, a huge detour, just to become a human again and say goodbye to the smelly kobold body that only keeps shedding hair.
At least at first, that's what he thought.
First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a deceptive fake.
Secondly, Roha also knows that Lockhart is a fake because he traveled through time and became Lockhart.
The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts to serve as a negative example, while Roha, a fake who can't even cast the simplest magic, just wants to lie back and enjoy the great wealth accumulated by his original self.
But in the end, Roja went to Hogwarts to serve as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a magical mansion and a vault full of gold galleons?
Or is he still not satisfied with the achievements of more than a dozen best-selling books that continuously earn royalties?
Or maybe Snape and Voldemort, who are obsessed with their positions, are not scary?
No, it's not that, it's because Roha was escorted to school by Dumbledore!
Then...
Find a way to pass this year's term. After one year, I will be free~
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The old book "Hogwarts: Gray Wizard" has been completed with 3 million words. The quality is guaranteed. Welcome to join!
"The Messenger" is an MMORPG that has won the world's best game operation award for ten consecutive years. It is also the first online game in the world to have over 10 million players online.
Yanqing had never played this game before.
Now,
He is the only player in this game.
On the infinitely chaotic dimensional battlefield;
Uchiha Madara's eyes were stern, Susanoo opened it, "Do you also want to dance?"
Liangmian Sunuo put his hands in his pockets and said, "You are the challenger."
Aizen Sosuke said with a touch of hairspray, "From now on, I will stand in the sky!"
Bald Saitama touched his head, wondering what these people were doing;
The black Saber who lost her stupid hair was waving the curry stick crazily;
In the midst of the chaos, strong energy burst out from Bai Cangzhu's body. He lowered his eyelids and smiled.
"I'm sorry everyone, it seems... I am the monster."
[Unlimited Animation Streaming + Invincible Streaming + Data Streaming] (Mainly anime copies, mixed with movies, TV shows and novels)
Good news: I traveled through time and became a powerful god.
This god's record: Original work: These mirror gods can transform their hosts into their own fearful appearance, and can pass on the chaos and fear in them to others through contact. In this way, one by one, until the whole world is plunged into fear and chaos.
Bad news: This record comes from [The Adventures of Jackie Chan].
This world pays attention to the balance of yin and yang, a bit like the underworld.
The most important thing is that not long after he traveled through time, his father's friend was walking towards him with his father's phone number.
It's that phone that once sealed the blue curse that can affect the movement of the planet! !
What to do? Waiting online, urgent! !
Guilliman originally thought.
The life of a witcher is to eat, sleep, and fight monsters.
But what he didn't expect was that in addition to monsters, there were many things he had to deal with, such as unruly people, nobles, cultists, sorceresses, monster girls, and goddesses.
And after he studied the life of the legendary witcher predecessor Geralt, he came to the conclusion that sorceresses were the strongest weapons for witchers.
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This is the story of a legendary demon hunter who travels across the world, slaying countless terrifying monsters, saving countless worlds, igniting divine fire, and becoming a god through killing.
This book is also known as "The Demon Hunting Badge Moved, There Must Be a Sorceress Around Here", "Let That Goddess Go, Let Me Do It" and "Why Does the Demon Hunter Like Monster Girls".
"Cards" × "Original Heavens" × "Humorous and Relaxed"
Wang Xi, well-known card game product manager, senior Neptune. Because he was riding ten ships, his girlfriend kicked the accelerator and was sent to another world.
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A cataclysm to rebuild a new world.
The five major countries formed the "World Alliance" and struggled to resist the maze and disaster. Professional braves hold cards and fight against countless monsters with extraordinary powers imagined in thousands of fantasies.
Wang Xi, who had great luck, woke up and re-understood the new world——
High walls, electric towers, wilderness, mazes, disaster areas; overlooking bureau, defense team, brave association, gear consortium, holy mark organization.
Disaster strikes and monsters run rampant.
A gap in his mind opened the door for Wang Xi to travel to another world——
He can only survive the disasters in the main world by walking in different worlds of fairy tales, mythical monsters, medieval times and ghost stories again and again, and capturing the ability cards of legendary characters and creatures.
This is the story of a retired Aquaman who changed his mind and went further and further on the road to playing the "shrimp-headed man" until he became Cammy.
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Note: Friends who are in a book shortage can go to the old book "I Became the King of Villains in the Game" (The Fourth Natural Disaster NPC) and the great old book "From Prisoner to Si Chen" (add a little bit of Western Fantasy).
Others' skills:
United as one: As long as we unite together, we will have a 20% collective strength bonus;
Li Ye's skills:
Beat up my teammates: The pain you inflict on your teammates with your own hands will double your attributes and increase your teammates' combat effectiveness;
Others' skills:
Death Coil: If the enemy bound by you is not stronger than you, he will not be able to break free from your shackles;
Li Ye's skills:
Praise of Life: When you use binding on a target, it will awaken the other person's desire to give birth to a new life...
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What? You say your skills are orthodox? But why does the entire universe belong to me...
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There are already Wanding novels "The Dream Master of All Realms", "The End of the World: I Have One More Keyword than Others" and "Ten Thousand Ways to Eliminate Players". Their character is guaranteed and their completion is guaranteed, so please read with confidence.
The six pillars fight and the world collapses.
The plane dimension is digitized, and the Shattered Ember Zone is opened.
Xia Lin raised his head and looked at this fragmented world.
"This is the worst of times. The bad things are the invasion of alien races, rampant monsters, internal fighting among human beings, and the infighting between flies and dogs."
"This is also the best of times. The good thing is that my name is Xia Lin, Sequence One, Uncertain Shadow, Supreme!"
[Unstable mutation: All your skills will produce random mutations at the beginning of an Ember Zone. All buffs or debuffs you receive will also produce random mutations.
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[Backstab (F-level skill): The damage of attacks launched from behind is increased.
[Backstab (Mutation): When you backstab the force you belong to, all attributes will be permanently improved based on the impact caused.
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[Lighting trick (F-level skill): Light up the darkness.
[Nuclear Explosion Sun Fist (Variation): Set the world on fire, spreading love and nuclear peace.
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[Six Armor Heavenly Soldiers (S-level skill): Summon Six Armor Heavenly Soldiers to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
[Pregnant with the Liujia Celestial Weapon (Mutation): Let the target be forcibly impregnated, and the offspring will be reincarnated as the Celestial Weapon and bring their own spiritual roots.
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Explosive attributes and regular skills.
I, Xia Lin, am both a numerical monster and a mechanical monster!
"Damn it, my skills have mutated again!"
Xia Lin clenched his fists and his smile became more perverted.
"Oh, let me correct you. I said the word "done" on your behalf."
Generally speaking, if I have to travel to American comics, I hope to avoid the dark world of DC.
If I must travel to DC, then at least don't let me travel to those high-risk cities, such as Gotham, which has simple folk customs.
If I must be allowed to travel to Gotham - please provide a system so that the child can still live.
"The self-made system has been loaded. Please work hard to make money and get rich through hard work. As the saying goes, money can guide you. Before you are penniless, you will always have the opportunity to continue."
Ma Zhaodi took a deep breath and geared up. At least he had a cheat in this dangerous world.
One month later.
The dark bats spread their wings and flew in the night sky, biting down fiercely. The members who used the restaurant as a disguised base had their bones broken in a few seconds.
Ma Zhaodi stared dumbfoundedly at the restaurant where he had just worked for a month, drifting away with the salary he would receive tomorrow.
Where is my boss? Where is my job? Where is my monthly salary?
Batman, I'll go to school at eight in the morning!