"I'm not standing here today to prove how great I am!"
"But I want others to know that I will definitely take back what once belonged to me!"
Standing in front of reporters, you know nothing about depression. How can I live without you? Said the inspirational king and fanboy Bai Zhu.
"What was that thing that once belonged to you? Was it your original traffic? Or was it your honor?"
"No, it's my 140-square-meter house with four bedrooms and two living rooms!"
"..."
This book is also called "Top Scientists in the Entertainment Circle"
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Some people say that Xu Nuo is an artistic madman and a real-life shooting maniac, while others say that he is too talented to be a director.
Because in order to make a "Terminator", he actually built a super AI.
After his "I Am the God of Medicine" was released, domestic tyrosine kinase inhibitors came out!
An "Iron Man" makes people have to suspect that Xu Nuo is not a toy seller but an arms dealer.
"It's fake, it's all fake. He Xu Nuo is just a bad movie maker. He doesn't know anything about black technology. The Nantianmen Project is just our company's entertainment IP, you guys!" - Super AI's first cleanup.
At the annual entertainment ceremony——
Host: "Excuse me, Director Xu, why do you insist on real shooting in every work?"
Xu Nuo: "Special effects are so expensive."
Host: "I heard that your next movie is going to be "Oppenheimer", so you will definitely use CG special effects this time, right?"
Xu Nuo: "..."
Host: "You can use special effects... Right, right?"
Audience from a certain country: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakup, Blue Star Federation Council, come out and refute this rumor right now!"
"He is the most valuable illustrator of all time and the reason why children fall in love with art!" - The New York Times.
"The combination of East and West is the best of all schools. He is the most glorious graduate of the Hamburg Academy of Fine Arts in its two-century history." - Principal Martin Köttering.
"We have witnessed the overnight success of countless artists here... Tonight, a new artist will be added to these great names." - Venice International Art Biennale.
Gu Weijing, who runs a traditional calligraphy and painting shop, seems to have encountered a little trouble recently...
Until he discovered that he had an art experience system inexplicably, and everything seemed to take a new turn.
Menzel, Wang Wei, Titian, Picasso...
I have a paintbrush in my hand,
The master is behind me and the future is in front of me.
[Even if you have nothing, even if you are weak and fragile, even if you face fate, you only have the paintbrush in your hand.
Gu Weijing... He can still choose to be a noble person.
Facing the tide of fate, look up to the sky and laugh.
(Book club group: 108348475)
On the day Zhou Bai officially became a charterer, a mysterious game arrived!
She traded several of her downtown buildings for a mysterious reward.
After the game was officially launched, her reward arrived!
The result... Traveling to another world, surrounded by monsters, and starting in a small shabby house.
Territory? ? ? That's it? ? ?
In order to survive, Zhou Bai could only work hard on construction.
Soon after, she built her territory into one of the largest cities and continued to work as a "charter" from another world.
Elves, dwarves, orcs, goblins... All became her "tenants".
Xu Qingzhi died suddenly at the age of 26.
After binding the King of Rolls system and completing the task, Xu Qingzhi returned to the entertainment industry when all the black people on the network shouted for beatings.
In this regard, Xu Qingzhi said: I won't study anymore, I will go back to the countryside to retire.
Farm, go to the fields, fish, raise chickens, herd cattle...
Xu Qingzhi is omnipotent.
Xu Fuqiang looked at his daughter who had been busy all day and felt distressed: "Qingzhi, stop being busy and come back."
Xu Qingzhi: "Dad, I'm not tired."
The two little ones squatting at Xu Qingzhi's feet curled their lips: profiteers! We are the ones in charge, so of course you are not tired!
Xu Qingzhi frowned: "There will be delicious chicken drumsticks tonight."
"Gah~" The master is the best.
"Meow~" Ben Meow +1.
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[No cp] + [Cute baby] + [Live variety show] + [Prodigy] + [Vest] + [Group pet]
Rookie actor Song Qinghe suffered a tragic setback as soon as he entered the entertainment industry. He urgently needs a poor guest to appear on the variety show "The Home of the Rich and the Poor" with him to clear his name.
In a barren mountain, they found Lin Jiayi, a dirty kid.
Left-behind children make a living by farming with their grandmother.
Before the variety show started, everyone thought that Song Qinghe formed a group to do misfortune to gain sympathy, and there was a lot of scolding.
After the variety show started, a group of black people looked at the screen and wiped away tears!
The children of the poor have become masters early, Zaizai is so sensible!
Persuading the father of the Song family to care about the physical and mental health of his children;
Moving the mother of the Song family to play less cards and study more;
Supervise Song Qinghe to return to school and prepare carefully for exams;
Correct the attitude of the naughty children of the Song family to learn and make every child fall in love with learning!
With the popularity of the variety show at its peak, everyone has discovered that the little guest invited seems to be a little too smart. Not only is she unable to overcome the knowledge of the third grade, but she can also easily answer the questions for the third grade of high school.
Just as everyone was guessing about her identity, her identity was suddenly exposed, and everyone was shocked!
My parents are both professors at Peking University, my grandparents are senior researchers at the Peking University Research Institute, and my brother is Lin Huaijin, the top student in the national school!
Netizen: Oh my God! I beg Jiajia's children to start live teaching! We also want to attend Jiajia Class!
Jiajia's fans: Song Qinghe! If you still fail to get into college after taking our Jiajia class, just wait until the whole internet laughs at you!
Lin Qian struggled in the world of immortality for three hundred years, but found out that she was a sheep raised by heaven.
The wool finally grew long, and the shearer came.
She was struck back to her original world by lightning, and the treasures of several mountains were confiscated by the law of heaven.
She hates... But can't do anything about it.
Just lay it down and lie flat.
Unexpectedly, he made a huge profit of 100 million the next day after returning home.
Since then, he has been lying more flatly.
But, she has a damn occupational disease, "Dad, are these the vegetables you grew? Are these the sprouts you stimulated?"
She couldn't stand it, so she had no choice but to succeed her father and become a vegetable farmer.
/Overhead/No CP/There is a spiritual spring/
Yu Susu was originally a botanist. She was supposed to win the highest award and be applauded by the people of Blue Star. But when she opened her eyes, she found that she had arrived in the interstellar era ten thousand years later, where vegetation was rare, food production was extremely low, and natural disasters intensified.
Powerful and terrifying monsters, as well as destructive sandstorms, tornadoes and other natural disasters, and unpalatable nutrients, most humans live in iron houses.
Looking at the bare-walled house and her skinny brother, she felt that she could no longer sit still and wait for death.
Isn't it just a plant? She speaks professionally
Isn't it just that the ability awakening failed? She has a second awakening
Don't you just have no money? The grass she grows in her yard is worth tens of thousands of dollars.
....
Snippet:
[Surprise, Taohuasu actually held hands with a blond man to visit a bridal shop in a high-profile manner! !
As soon as this star news came out, many fans were heartbroken and vowed to find out who the bad guy was.
However...
Emmmm~What should I do if I can't beat my love rival? Waiting online, it's quite urgent]
[Who dares to challenge this golden-haired electric hill? I will pay 40,000 star coins]
Let's break up
...
After reading the comment section, a certain man was grinning and moaning in the arms of his wife~
[If you have CP, please pay attention to the handsome blond man. The male and female protagonists are unique to each other.
The first day at the Law Department of Tsinghua University she wore a book. She dressed up as a sweet and silly supporting actress who was tied up and hyped in entertainment industry articles. She was so criticized by the entire Internet that she quit the industry.
Brokerage company: You are so confused. If you don't accompany Mr. Zhou, how can you still have resources? !
Black fans: Do you think the photos I gave Ji Xinp look good to you?
Ji Xizhi sent the two indictments directly to the court: You can withdraw from the circle, but you will withdraw after filing the complaint.
Hangxing Entertainment: Can you afford the legal fees?
Black fans: I deleted my Weibo a long time ago, what can you do to me?
No one expected that on the day of the trial——
Ji Xizhi went to court alone, defended himself, defeated the other party's lawyer, and won the case!
The brokerage company was furious and wanted to ban her. Unexpectedly, a top law professor from Tsinghua University posted a blog for her.
Jiang Qianli, a professor at Tsinghua University Law School: Congratulations to my student for winning her first lawsuit. @Jixizhi
To all students of the Law Department of Tsinghua University: Schoolgirl, the law school is waiting for you! @Jixizhi
Ji Xizhi also posted her shiny acceptance letter for postgraduate studies at Tsinghua University.
The brokerage company that said harsh things:? ? ?
Fan:? ! ! ! The idol I just became a fan of suddenly came to Tsinghua University?
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