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10 point scale. 6 Points: I can read it and pass the time. 7 Points: There are bright spots, but there are also shortcomings, but the flaws are not hidden. 8 Points: A work of love, a series of fingertips. 9 Points: A masterpiece. 10 Points: Sorry, it doesn't exist.

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Anecdotes About Unusual Creatures1

Far Pupil

5.2M9.63,261

Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

Curator

8 points: The language is interesting, the characters are vivid, the plot is reasonable, and the most important thing is that there are all kinds of foreigners, right? It's very easy to read. The protagonist has a good outlook on life and doesn't slap in the face or show off. The descriptions of science and technology and magic are not off-line, but I always feel that the pace is a bit slow...

The Wizard in the Detective World2

Dream Chaser Love Ping

6.6M8.74,421

A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518

Curator

7 points: Even for a primary school student like me who doesn't watch Death, there is no obstacle in reading it. The author's handling of the original plot and original content is quite natural. The connection between cases is also good. The golden finger of the spiritual master is also quite interesting. All in all, it is a good washing machine fanfic, but I am very curious about how to deal with this timeline. Hehe, I am afraid that I will have to go to middle school for more than ten years.

Top Player3

Gu Feng Xiaohan

3.8M8.3236

Novel about playing serious online games has almost no realistic content, no hidden profession exclusive to one person, and no unique skills. The game is set in 2040. It starts with a virtual helmet + keyboard and mouse, and then turns to the game cabin. The game cabin does not appear until more than 1,300 chapters. The novel is more realistic. The game is not for the protagonist. The government wants to make money and will actively intervene in the game. However, there is no poisoning content in the book. Because this book was written in 2015, some of the plots are relatively old, and the routines in the first volume are relatively cliched. After all, the Novice Village has not yet been released, and many game features have not yet been enabled, so it looks a bit like a legend, so please be patient. Because the game setting is relatively new, it is best to read the seven chapters related to the work. If it is too troublesome, at least read the prologue. The essence of RPG online games is a virtual communication platform. This book will comprehensively display the game ideas and vision of top players. The protagonist in the novel does not have the aura of mental retardation, and the supporting characters' IQs are basically above the passing line. This book is a data flow intelligence-oriented article on online games. It is extremely professional and involves many industry insiders. It also has a lot of useful information from me. It can be read as a textbook for RPG online games. This book is suitable for readers with a certain reading age, and it is best to have a certain understanding of RPG online games.

Curator

7 points, rigorous, with a lot of private goods, an eye-catching online game novel. To be honest, I have no doubt that the author of this book can rub all the online writers of Qidian on the ground. He is talking about game awareness and game understanding level. If you want to read it for a novice, you will have a magical tool in your hands within a few chapters. I have it all in the world. I recommend this book. This is a reliable and solid online work, suitable for novices to read. There are not so many pretense and slap-in-the-face scenes. In the power system of this book, the protagonist is not invincible. Why did he switch to a hidden profession? To get the head of a general out of a million soldiers is like searching for something. It makes sense. Reading that kind of novel makes me sick from embarrassment. This book is very reasonable, let alone the enemy of ten thousand people. , It is impossible to defeat hundreds of people. This is the online game in my mind. Use reasonable game resources to obtain the maximum game value. That kind of book with a blind power system that is impossible to read. If you replace the protagonist with a Teletubbies and you can kill everyone, how cool is it? I really don't know how cool it is. The highlight of this book is that the author himself is a real gamer. He has probably played more games than those so-called cool writers who have watched pornographic films. Therefore, all aspects are reasonable and true, and various cases are readily available, especially in terms of guild handling. , I really can't understand that kind of exciting plot, that kind of awareness, tsk tsk, I almost thought that socialism has been realized. This book is very nice, and it allows people to learn a lot of principles of life that can be used in real life. Hey, I used to like reading online novels. The first one I read was Lost Leaves, but the more I wrote, the less interesting it became. Anyway, my favorite was pirated myths. After Zhan Long, I couldn't read them at all. Then there were a lot of cool short stories, and the online game sector was also in recession. Fortunately, a full-time master was born, and it was eye-catching and hard to put down. Unfortunately, Butterfly turned around and wrote routine novels... I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling. By the way, the shortcomings of this book are also very obvious. It may be a replica of the author's gaming career. He is addicted to games and cannot extricate himself. The girl retreats and there is no endearing life atmosphere like full-time. No matter how perfect the data flow is, it will still make people tired, so I can only read it slowly.

Straight to Death4

Like Pouring Out Something Like Telling A Story

5.1M8.62,757

"From today on, you will become an envoy of the Lord God in the Lord God's space, going back and forth from world to world. In that way, you will get something that others can't get in their lifetime." From the moment these words rang in Fang Li's mind, Fang Li's life was destined to become no longer ordinary... (PS: Two novels of more than 5 million words, "Girl's Calling" and "Omni-directional Fantasy", have been completed. The updates are regular, and all book lovers can feel free to eat.)

Curator1

6.5, A delicious and refreshing two-dimensional unlimited flow fan. Except for the first Iron Fortress World, which I felt I couldn't watch, everything else was good. But, after all, it is a two-dimensional theme. It is a little more middle school, a little whiter, a little younger, and has a heavier sense of playing house. These are not important. Among a bunch of silly and silly similar works, it already stands out from the crowd. The important thing is... You! Special! What! Of! For! God! Horse! This! What! Water! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! It really opened my eyes and I learned all kinds of tricks on water word count. Now I am watching World End. If I catch up on the update, I don't even know what I am watching. Hey, not much to say, it's all water.

One Piece Code5

One Piece Code

Light Novel

Just Seek Success

875K8.3337

A hero has great ambitions, a good plan, the opportunity to contain the universe, and the ambition to swallow up the world! In the world of "ONE PIECE", thousands of sails are racing on the sea, and hundreds of teams are vying for the current. In this era of heroes, should you choose to drift with the waves on the sea like a small boat, or stand still like a reef, taming the violent waves? A fan of One Piece, a BOSS-type protagonist who does not follow the ship. An ordinary white-collar worker travels to the era of great pirates after Roger's death. He rises from the East China Sea with wisdom and hard work, becomes a sea lord, and competes with the heroes of the original book. [Book Club Group: 278213374]

Curator

7 points, which is much higher than some inexplicable ghost sword and soul system. A pirate fan with a weird style of painting makes me want to slap the protagonist aside and say, Damn, are you Sa, that is Zoro, who do you think Zoro is, super crazy! Ahem, let's get back to the point. A guy who knows zero about pirates travels to the pirate world and embarks on the road to struggle for hegemony in a realistic style. Goldfinger is reasonable and the character's IQ is online. The only thing that dissatisfied me is that the protagonist has 0 understanding of the pirate world and has 0 interaction with the plot missions. It makes me feel uncomfortable. You say that you are an earthling and see a bunch of main characters indifferent... Just wear a fool and just treat yourself as a native of the pirate world... If it weren't for this weird sense of violation, I would give it 8 points.

Let That Witch Go6

Two Eyes

3.4M9.39,983

Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. ----The new book "The Equation of Heaven's Way" has been released, please feed it!

Curator

8 points, not much to say, all kinds of cute girls, royal sisters, goddesses and mature witches are addictive, I choose harem. Well, the author is very dedicated in dealing with emotions, which adds a lot of points to this work. There is no problem with the language, the plot is reasonable, and the rest is full of love. If you don't have any objections, except for Nightingale and Anna, I packed it up and took it away. I have always been very humble and don't compete with others. Hey, this book also has a shortcoming, that is, it is very embarrassing for a liberal arts dog like me. You said, they are all socialist young people cultivated by the party and the great motherland. How could they just start and prosper industrially? If I, a liberal arts dog, could only huddle in a small town and hold Anna in my arms, shivering, hey, I am so angry.

Pet King7

All Broken

4.1M9.12,733

[1. Download a suspicious game] [2. Capture a few magical pets as partners] [3. Lead the pet shop on the road to rise in a relaxed and interesting daily life] ### Physical books 1-3 have been published and are available on major e-commerce sites ### Reader group: 513717593 (no fan value requirement) VIP group: 567288256 (5,000 and above fan value can enter)

Curator1

I'd give this book a score of 7. It gets a score of 6 before chapter 20, and then there's a very good section, maybe an 8, and then a bunch of Teletubbies-type characters appear. It's so disgusting that I don't want it, but for the sake of Xinghai and Fina, I barely get a 7. Personally, I still feel that it is a pity. The more I write, the less interested I am. You said, it is not annoying to spend so many chapters on a good cute pet article, but I am too lazy to follow it. I will just save it for now. And the character of the protagonist, how good he is at the beginning, neither arrogant nor impetuous, down-to-earth, the more he writes, the more... Cheesy. When did being mean become a selling point? Is it good to use novice urban routines in this book? Personally, I came here for pets. I hope to see a second book about cats, which is so warm. Cute, daily life related to pets, instead of a few stupid and featureless imbecile characters pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. They are those two brainless college students. I was convinced. What kind of intelligence do these two idiots have? I have never seen such things around me. They are still in the golden elixir stage. I am afraid they are two stinky muds. After all, this book is not about returning cats, the protagonist is a human being. If the author wants to develop the plot, he will inevitably use up some space to focus on human beings. But the problem is that several chapters are boring. What the hell is this thing that challenges the lower limit of my mental retardation? We are all adults, and they are really not that stupid when they come out. I really hate the kind of plot that forcibly lowers the IQ of passerby characters and slaps them in the face. Okay, I won't be too pushy. All in all, what attracts me to this book is the various cute pets. The author's portrayal is pretty good. I hope I won't put the cart before the horse. I really don't want to write about business wars. Please let me go. Another suggestion is that promoting plot development from the perspective of pets is much more interesting than watching a bunch of silly humans playing house. The author can try it.

Kingdom Blood8

Masterless Sword

4.9M8.71,438

A lowly beggar, a holy and noble prince, a monster who is the enemy of the whole world - if there are three paths in front of you, which one will you choose to be happier? Thales had no answer. He only knows that he has arrived in a magnificent and different world, facing a nightmare-like future: the glorious empire has been destroyed for thousands of years, the decadent royal family is hard to recover, the legendary holy war is full of shady stories, and the divided world is in turmoil. And Thales had nothing. All he has left is his unshakable self, the courage to survive, and the creed of never compromising. "Kings are not honored by blood, but blood is honored by kings." Darkness washes away light, fire forges real steel, and the story of the forbidden prince begins. PS: Prize-winning quiz for this book: Who is the heroine? Are you really living in ED? Book Friends Q Group: It was blown up four times and was too lazy to build.

Curator

7.5 Points, a rare good Western fantasy novel. The author's breaking point is really powerful. I have a habit of reading books, that is, when encountering a crisis plot, I will take it into consideration and think about how I would handle it if it were me. After reading this book... Wow, I am convinced. I am ashamed of myself. The plot is very real, quite real, so real that when the protagonist suddenly dies, I won't be surprised at the end of the book. Anyway, if I were to go through it, I would have died a long time ago... Even giving an infinite resurrection buff is enough. The plot of the palace fight is very nice. It is probably the most realistic and profound aristocratic fight I have ever seen. The IQ of this supporting character is so high that I felt both pain and pleasure watching it. The professional knowledge in the memory flashback is very... So pretentious, and the girl... Seems to be a tragic love story. The daily life is very heartwarming, and a few dialogues make people feel the atmosphere of dog abuse. Why don't the author write an urban novel or something, just stick to this feeling, it will feel very good. By the way, writing a Gong Dou Wen Shenma for a female channel seems very suitable, hehehe. The shortcomings are the visual fatigue caused by too intense confrontations. I feel sorry for the protagonist. In addition, the plot development in the general environment always feels a bit scattered.

Frost Wings9

Salted Fish Duke

1.6M8.4

"Boss, do you think that's a white dragon?" The dwarf looked at the half of the dragon wing exposed on the glacier with a pale face, and his legs had begun to tremble. The dragon's wings covered the sky, the sun dimmed, and the cold breath seemed to solidify the entire sky. "Maybe... Close the team, we should leave..." The captain felt an inexplicable chill in his heart: "Quick! Prepare for battle!" A strong wind tore through the sky, and the mercenaries fell to the ground one after another. He opened a pair of strange scarlet pupils and looked down at the earth condescendingly. The dragon's roar was like thunder: "Human? Dwarf? Elf? Welcome, I am Bai He. This is my research institute. What research do you want to participate in? Genetic modification? Forced armor? Or physical energy?" ... The story of a white dragon with an out-of-character personality who goes crazy and causes trouble in a different world with his infinite-flow artifact. Unlimited streaming, dnd, self-made, nothing else to say. Group: 111848048

Curator

7.5 Points: catching up, good. The increasingly funny Bailong is going further and further on the road of being a ghost. I hope I can master it and work hard to be a white dragon who is not white. The soul-piercing white dragon under the dnd system comes with unlimited flow dice. It took 180 days to wear it. The first time I wore it, I went to the three-body system. I originally thought it was going to collapse, but the result was eye-catching. The subsequent Harry Potter world was also handled well. Unfortunately, I ate too much candy at Mr. Ke's place and turned into a joke, covering my mouth. But it's quite interesting. In addition, I suspect that the author is a gay. The art of seduction and the like is the king of mind control spell research, okay? The mass gay art is a weird thing. I'm shocked, black people have question marks.

Go Back in Time and Become a Cat10

Lazy Speech

1.4M9.71,044

At the gate of the courtyard of the East Family Area of ​​Chuhua University, the guard uncle answered the phone, opened the window and shouted angrily toward the grove not far away: "Hei Tan, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Whoosh - a black cat burst out of the dense grass on the other side of the grove, ran towards a certain building, and disappeared at the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye. After it, cat heads emerged from the grass one after another. When dinner is served, everyone goes back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers. ... Some people say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire race is insane. Yuanfang, what do you think? -----------------If you don't have any practice, you can click "X" if you want to see it. ----The new book "Future King" has been released.

Curator1

8 points. Because of the name, I put it on the list and haven't read it yet... I always felt that the name didn't appeal to me. But after I started reading it, I felt good. It felt very comfortable. The writing was gentle and the language was smooth. It got better in the middle and later stages. I couldn't put it down and couldn't bear to finish reading it. The descriptions of various friends are all unique and full of life. Seeing the world from a cat's perspective has a unique flavor. The most important thing is that Heitan's spread of relationships makes the progression of the plot very natural, without feeling scattered, and the stickiness is great. Ps: Kick Heitan, punch Sir Alex, take a bite of peanut candy, smile, and take away the little grapefruit