April Fool's Day Funny Quick Book List
愚人节搞笑速成书单
Seeing that the Qingming Festival holiday is coming, Dian Niang is even more concerned about today's April Fool's Day! It's a rare day when you can joke without restraint, how can you miss it! Have you prepared mustard, glue, funny jokes, or WeChat confessions? Or have you already "laid down"? Whether you want to take revenge on the bad friend who made you look bad in public last year, or you are a blind person who just wants to avoid being punished this year. The funny quick book list prepared by Dianniang can satisfy you!
1Crosstalk Master
Urban相声大师
Tang Sifang
This is a novel about reality, a novel about the rise and fall of the cross talk industry over the past few decades, and a novel about folk artists. Crosstalk Master Book Club 551574545 Crosstalk Master Full Subscription Group, you need to screenshot the subscription picture to join the group, 585834469 Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation funded project
This is a novel about reality, a novel about the rise and fall of the cross talk industry over the past few decades, and a novel about folk artists. Crosstalk Master Book Club 551574545 Crosstalk Master Full Subscription Group, you need to screenshot the subscription picture to join the group, 585834469 Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation funded project
Crosstalk is an art that makes people happy. It is rare to be able to write crosstalk in novels and write it so wonderfully. Good writing style, reasonable plot, distinctive characters, and professional description make it a pleasure to read. And the various jokes interspersed in the article make people laugh.
2The Universe Age of the Mad Knight
Light Novel疯骑士的宇宙时代
Angry Squirrel
"Goldfinger system? Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?" "No, I am a virtual person. The whispering chaos in the sky, the most feared nightmare of all the creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister. ""... I only have one sister, no sister!" "No, you do, I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."
"Goldfinger system? Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?" "No, I am a virtual person. The whispering chaos in the sky, the most feared nightmare of all the creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister. ""... I only have one sister, no sister!" "No, you do, I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."
Book lovers who like to complain should not miss this book. As a book full of complaints and laughter, this book is suitable for book lovers who enjoy fun without using their brains. In addition, the author is very distinctive in the description of the general environment, which can be regarded as a masterpiece among two-dimensional original works. The only drawback is that the rhythm of the article is not smooth enough, and there are serious jumps in some places.
3铁掌无敌王小军
Zhang Xiaohua
Wang Xiaojun, the fourth heir to the Iron Palm Gang, simply does not believe that there is a so-called martial arts world in modern society. His biggest hope is to inherit the position of gang leader and then sell the gang's courtyard house at a good price to travel around the world. Only then did Wang Xiaojun realize that his sect occupies an important position in the mysterious organization "Martial Arts Association", and his responsibility was to carry forward the sect. He was the future of the sect... Panic!
Wang Xiaojun, the fourth heir to the Iron Palm Gang, simply does not believe that there is a so-called martial arts world in modern society. His biggest hope is to inherit the position of gang leader and then sell the gang's courtyard house at a good price to travel around the world. Only then did Wang Xiaojun realize that his sect occupies an important position in the mysterious organization "Martial Arts Association", and his responsibility was to carry forward the sect. He was the future of the sect... Panic!
Zhang Xiaohua's books are still so light and humorous, using poverty, humor and gags to make people laugh unintentionally. The writing is smooth and very enjoyable to read. However, the plot is a bit cliche, and some plot points have been worn out. But compared to many comedy novels, this book is still worth reading.
5咸鱼翻身的正确姿势
Second Treasure Angel
Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and hand-held weapons... One word: Fight against him. The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and the reality category "Grassroots of the Republic of China". The quality is guaranteed, and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.
Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and hand-held weapons... One word: Fight against him. The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and the reality category "Grassroots of the Republic of China". The quality is guaranteed, and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.
It's the same world, the same background, but the ending of someone's life would be completely different. The male protagonist traveled to that special era and told people some things that are not easy to obtain in the infinite flow and joy. The book has a wonderful plot and many funny jokes. But if you look slowly, you'll find something special. In addition, this book has a slightly homely feel.
6史上第一混乱
Zhang Xiaohua
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
A classic of online comedy novels. Not to mention the hilarious plot and text in the book, as for the supporting characters, the author has made the characters lifelike with just a few strokes. This kind of writing power is really rare. The whole book is coquettish but not obscene, parody but not obscene. It is funny but also moving. It is able to freely adjust its funny skills, leading future comedy works.
7The First Demon in History
Xuanhuan史上第一妖
Shuishan
A small citizen who is always unlucky suddenly, a piece of jade that can create monsters, a group of electrical monsters who like to cause trouble... Quotations from Chen Mo: I picked up a little loli. She loves slaying demons and ice cream. Her biggest hobby is using spells randomly. I have a Greek fiancée, and she is jealous of my boss's wife. The problem is that they will transform whenever they break out... I have a group of monster pets. The rice cooker likes to rob banks, the laptop likes to play hackers, and the mobile phone always imitates my voice to pick up girls. As for the battery car - well, it is working hard to practice and strive to evolve into a Cadillac as soon as possible! Just to buy a house and a car, I actually had to collect a bunch of inexplicable scraps of jade, find a way to get rid of bad luck, and have to fight with a group of gods and monsters! But in the end, they actually said that I was... Meow, it was none of my business, I was just a food delivery guy, okay? ------ Please note before reading that this book focuses on relaxed and interesting urban life, and is not an upgrade to the Tao Bao Cultivation style. Please do not eat or drink while reading to avoid contaminating the screen or choking your esophagus while laughing. Please do not imitate the use of electrical appliances after reading this... I bet your rice cooker can only cook rice, definitely not steam elixir!
A small citizen who is always unlucky suddenly, a piece of jade that can create monsters, a group of electrical monsters who like to cause trouble... Quotations from Chen Mo: I picked up a little loli. She loves slaying demons and ice cream. Her biggest hobby is using spells randomly. I have a Greek fiancée, and she is jealous of my boss's wife. The problem is that they will transform whenever they break out... I have a group of monster pets. The rice cooker likes to rob banks, the laptop likes to play hackers, and the mobile phone always imitates my voice to pick up girls. As for the battery car - well, it is working hard to practice and strive to evolve into a Cadillac as soon as possible! Just to buy a house and a car, I actually had to collect a bunch of inexplicable scraps of jade, find a way to get rid of bad luck, and have to fight with a group of gods and monsters! But in the end, they actually said that I was... Meow, it was none of my business, I was just a food delivery guy, okay? ------ Please note before reading that this book focuses on relaxed and interesting urban life, and is not an upgrade to the Tao Bao Cultivation style. Please do not eat or drink while reading to avoid contaminating the screen or choking your esophagus while laughing. Please do not imitate the use of electrical appliances after reading this... I bet your rice cooker can only cook rice, definitely not steam elixir!
As an old book, this book is light and humorous, has a warm atmosphere and an interesting plot. Furniture in the book has become spiritual, and household appliances such as rice cookers have become funny things to shake off the burden. Together with the protagonist, they can stage hilarious scenes in the city. The jokes are strong enough and the baggage shakes wonderfully.
8Anecdotes About Unusual Creatures
Science Fiction异常生物见闻录
Far Pupil
Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."
Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."
This book tells the story of a grassroots civil servant in Xiling named "Good Man" who leads his strange companions to save civilizations in different universes. Although it is about daily life, the author is not limited to one family or one place. The layout of the book is as grand as a cosmic epic. There are all kinds of cuteness and complaints, and some plots can make people smile, which is very happy.
9修真聊天群(聊天群的日常生活)
Paladin Legend
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632
I have read too many articles about cultivating immortals by defeating monsters, upgrading and using plug-ins. This book is definitely a wonderful book for urban immortality. There is no king and hegemony, and there is no harem of various stallions. In their long cultivation career, cultivators experience the joy of life that is different from ordinary people, and carry out their own funny and funny cultivation journey. It's more about daily life. What's rare is that the author has the writing ability to write daily life in a wonderful and funny way.
10重生完美时代
Out Of Yangguan In The West
In 2013, 4G emerged, the Internet era came, housing prices skyrocketed, and various industries began to develop rapidly... This is an era where even pigs can fly if they stand on the cusp of the storm. Lin Qiang returned to 2013 with the memories of seven years later, and began to invest heavily to promote the rise of network-related industries, expand his global presence, and become the world's richest man!
In 2013, 4G emerged, the Internet era came, housing prices skyrocketed, and various industries began to develop rapidly... This is an era where even pigs can fly if they stand on the cusp of the storm. Lin Qiang returned to 2013 with the memories of seven years later, and began to invest heavily to promote the rise of network-related industries, expand his global presence, and become the world's richest man!
A traditional urban rebirth novel. The male protagonist made his first pot of gold by selling online game plug-ins, and then relied on the IT advantages of the reborn to overwhelm BAT and rise strongly. The plot lines of career and family in the book unfold smoothly. The author has done a good job in shaping the business plot atmosphere. However, the focus is on the career line, and the emotional line is a bit thin.
11发个微信去天庭
Rhythm Under The Desk Lamp
When Qin Fen opened the WeChat account of Tianting Moments on his mobile phone, he found that his life had changed, but the changes in Tianting were even more shocking. If you want some good ideas, fine, give me something in exchange. I'm not picky about food. New book uploaded "It's terrible, the god is possessed by me again" PS: The internal sign has passed. As for my character, I have a lot of integrity. Is that okay? Please click and collect, please vote, please support a group (566830963), the second group (366756421) is full, all reservations for the V group (513424835)
When Qin Fen opened the WeChat account of Tianting Moments on his mobile phone, he found that his life had changed, but the changes in Tianting were even more shocking. If you want some good ideas, fine, give me something in exchange. I'm not picky about food. New book uploaded "It's terrible, the god is possessed by me again" PS: The internal sign has passed. As for my character, I have a lot of integrity. Is that okay? Please click and collect, please vote, please support a group (566830963), the second group (366756421) is full, all reservations for the V group (513424835)
A novel that spreads app streaming, followed by follow-up works such as "Send a WeChat to the Future". A story about connecting to the three realms of heaven through WeChat. It has wonderful creativity, reasonable characters, and a lot of laughs. But it is easy to have good ideas, but it is not easy to write them out completely. Some of the plots in the book have no logic.
12Let That Witch Go
Fantasy放开那个女巫
Two Eyes
Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. ----The new book "The Equation of Heaven's Way" has been released, please feed it!
Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. ----The new book "The Equation of Heaven's Way" has been released, please feed it!
This is a very interesting science and technology farming novel. The male protagonist travels to a different world and becomes a prince. He protects witches against the background of the persecution of witches in the Middle Ages, and uses the abilities of witches to develop technology, produce equipment, build territories, and strive for world hegemony. This book is fluently written, full of suspense, fascinating and worth reading.
13最强反套路系统
Tai Shang Commoner
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! "Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine journey. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! "Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine journey. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
This book summarizes the popular memes on the Internet for more than ten years, in a simple and crude way. The male protagonist has his own show-off system. As long as the show-off value is enough, the system can redeem anything unlimitedly. This kind of pretentious system can be said to be a mudslide in the system text. If you don't investigate it in depth, you can't stop laughing. No need to think too much, just laugh.
14仙界网络直播间
38 Prawns
As a male online anchor, Zhang Xiaodong discovered that a group of immortal bosses suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room! "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. My name is Guo Gang! The person standing next to me is Teacher Lu Qian." Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, rewarded more than a dozen gold ingots and shouted loudly, "Hey~ I know! I know! Smoking, drinking and perming your hair!" "Brother Monkey!! You are really amazing! The Five Elements Mountain cannot hold you down." After hearing this, the Great Sage was filled with emotion and rewarded! "Seventy-two Transformations of Earthly Evil"! Zhang Xiaodong, a super internet celebrity male anchor who lives in the world and is famous in the fairy world! (The new book "Who Let This Immortal Cultivator Receive Social Security" has been steadily updated. Readers are welcome to appreciate it)
As a male online anchor, Zhang Xiaodong discovered that a group of immortal bosses suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room! "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. My name is Guo Gang! The person standing next to me is Teacher Lu Qian." Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, rewarded more than a dozen gold ingots and shouted loudly, "Hey~ I know! I know! Smoking, drinking and perming your hair!" "Brother Monkey!! You are really amazing! The Five Elements Mountain cannot hold you down." After hearing this, the Great Sage was filled with emotion and rewarded! "Seventy-two Transformations of Earthly Evil"! Zhang Xiaodong, a super internet celebrity male anchor who lives in the world and is famous in the fairy world! (The new book "Who Let This Immortal Cultivator Receive Social Security" has been steadily updated. Readers are welcome to appreciate it)
The male protagonist's live broadcast room was actually live broadcast in the fairy world, and attracted a group of immortals to watch. This is a joyful and slightly neurotic story with wonderful creativity, wide imagination and reasonable plot. However, the author's writing style is average and the characterization of the characters is also weak. If IQ is not a factor, this book can be a drug test.
15懒神附体
Don't You See Me?
Ever since he was possessed by the Lazy God and had an infinite amount of energy in his body, Nan Ming has become lazy... He consumes energy in everything he does. It hurts not to be lazy! Take two steps and the wasted energy can turn your flashlight into a laser sword. Sweeping the floor, the wasted energy can turn the voice assistant into artificial intelligence. Carrying a bucket of water, the wasted energy can turn the quadcopter into an invincible flying robot. In addition to food, energy also needs to be supplemented by various positive energies. A sense of accomplishment, satisfaction, happiness... In order to collect more energy, Nan Ming began his dream life of a young man who was lazy, enjoyed sex, and was willing to help others. The most luxurious thing in the world is walking down the long street with you.
Ever since he was possessed by the Lazy God and had an infinite amount of energy in his body, Nan Ming has become lazy... He consumes energy in everything he does. It hurts not to be lazy! Take two steps and the wasted energy can turn your flashlight into a laser sword. Sweeping the floor, the wasted energy can turn the voice assistant into artificial intelligence. Carrying a bucket of water, the wasted energy can turn the quadcopter into an invincible flying robot. In addition to food, energy also needs to be supplemented by various positive energies. A sense of accomplishment, satisfaction, happiness... In order to collect more energy, Nan Ming began his dream life of a young man who was lazy, enjoyed sex, and was willing to help others. The most luxurious thing in the world is walking down the long street with you.
When you first read this book, you may feel that the writing is obvious, but the more you read it, the more you feel that the author can bring happiness to people just right in the plain writing style. The character setting is also very interesting, even the various supporting characters around the protagonist have their own characteristics. In addition, the black technology content in the book, drones, and supercomputing are also very exciting.
16从前有座灵剑山
His Majesty The King
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the same as before, still funny
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the same as before, still funny
Some book friends believe that the author's creative purpose is to "shatter the moral integrity of readers and destroy the lower limit of readers." As a complaint about classical fairy tales, this book looks at the world of fairy tales from a modern perspective, uses the otaku method to transform the world of fairy tales, and explains between the lines what it means to have no bottom line and no moral integrity. Amazingly imaginative and incredibly funny.
17算卦我靠玩微信
Lazy Cat Sticking Out Tongue
"Master, everything is not going well for me recently, can you give me some advice?" A well-known domestic actor rushed to Shen Qiong's shop late at night just to ask for advice. Shen Qiong took a look at the other party's information on WeChat (acting skills: 75, dance: 86), he smiled and said four words: "It's better to dance." After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong found that his mobile phone's WeChat had been updated. The new version of "people nearby" could actually see other people's health, ability, luck, etc... From then on, he used his mobile phone to tell people's fortunes and embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! ! ! Group one: 129737778 (general group) Group two: 131972571 (full subscription group)
"Master, everything is not going well for me recently, can you give me some advice?" A well-known domestic actor rushed to Shen Qiong's shop late at night just to ask for advice. Shen Qiong took a look at the other party's information on WeChat (acting skills: 75, dance: 86), he smiled and said four words: "It's better to dance." After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong found that his mobile phone's WeChat had been updated. The new version of "people nearby" could actually see other people's health, ability, luck, etc... From then on, he used his mobile phone to tell people's fortunes and embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! ! ! Group one: 129737778 (general group) Group two: 131972571 (full subscription group)
What comes to mind when you think of fortune telling? Is it Five Elements Bagua, or just nonsense. Someone said before that when I talk about fortune telling, I want to talk about big data. As a novel with arithmetic themes, this article has many interesting points. The author searches for nearby people through WeChat and looks at WeChat to basically get the results. This article is suitable for mindless reading.
18太受欢迎了怎么办
More Mushrooms For You
Question: What was it like to find out that you are a handsome man after losing 30 pounds? Anonymous answer: It will waste a lot of time dealing with redundant questions. Follow-up question: I don't understand. Are you really answering my question? I just want to know if I will be pursued by girls after I become handsome! Anonymous answer: Yes, just like living people will be pursued by zombies, please read my answer in "What is it like to be chased by zombies", or read "What to do if you are too popular"!
Question: What was it like to find out that you are a handsome man after losing 30 pounds? Anonymous answer: It will waste a lot of time dealing with redundant questions. Follow-up question: I don't understand. Are you really answering my question? I just want to know if I will be pursued by girls after I become handsome! Anonymous answer: Yes, just like living people will be pursued by zombies, please read my answer in "What is it like to be chased by zombies", or read "What to do if you are too popular"!
This is a story about a passerby who acquires the superpower of Plague Company and takes it upon himself to spread the poisonous chicken soup, thus leading his super teammates to save the world that is being flooded with chicken soup. To put it simply, fight fire with fire. The seemingly nonsensical laughter and curses inadvertently reveal the weirdness of this world. This book combines elements such as the system, campus, football, and painting. The author turns vulgar scenes into gold, making it lively and interesting.