Crosstalk Master

"Xiao Er, have a cup of loneliness." "I'm sorry! Sir, our store is empty." "Then have a drink and be happy." "I'm sorry! Sir, it's sold out. How about I give you a cup of Loneliness that you usually drink?" "No need, I've been drinking that stuff for five years, and I want to change the taste today. Isn't there any happiness in it?" "Yes, but it's just parallel import." "Do you really mean it?" "Yesterday, there was a man who bought fake love. I bought one and got one free for him. As you know, these days it's really worthless, so I have no choice but to use it as a gift." "Forget it, let's have some true love." "Sir, please don't embarrass me. You also know that there is no such thing on the market. It has been out of stock for many years. However, I heard that this thing has appeared on the black market and the price is very high." "Sigh... I haven't drank that stuff in years, and I have forgotten what it tastes like." "Sir, I advise you not to drink that stuff. It tastes good, but it can easily leave side effects." "How do you know? Have you drunk it?" "I would rather drink Sanlu than drink that thing. I just listened to what other guests said. Guest, if that doesn't work, you can have a cup of Wuqing. This one has been selling well recently, and many guests like to drink it." "Haha! Really? Didn't they like to drink wolf heart and dog lung a while ago? Why did they change the taste again?" "This is popular in the market recently." "Oh! Forget it, I don't like that. Do you have a lover?" "Yes." "Come on, give me more promises." "Now the promises are false." "Then how do you sell a confidant?" "This is precious, one is destined to receive it." "Come for one, oh! By the way, here's some love. Pack it up and I'll take it home to feed the pigs."

This is how Deyun Society was banned from performing in those days, so the later Wire Wire Festival came into existence. What do you call a villain? Cao Jin Hewei and others. The crosstalk at the Wire Wire Festival every year is better than the sealing and unboxing of the box, because Lao Guo knows that this is a festival that is truly for parents who have food and clothing. What he said is the best joke of the year.

I finally waited for a book that wasn't sensationalistic.

Can you update it faster? It's not difficult to give birth. Just update it twice a day. Just don't make it difficult to give birth!

After seeing so many comments, I was moved indescribably. It turns out that so many people like cross talk! The moment I saw that cross talk was dead, I couldn't control my tears at all, as if my hard work would be completely looked down upon by others. Supporting traditional art and insisting on what you like is always right.

It feels like He Xiangdong was written after Guo Degang! Guo Degang and Yu Qian have indeed made contributions to the inheritance, promotion and development of traditional cross talk!

If a physical book comes out, be sure to buy one

Crosstalk also comes to an end

You can see that there is no such book in his bookshelf! Moreover, the reviews he posted were all five-star reviews! ! !

Today I went to a driving school for the first time. Before driving practice, the instructor asked me to see how much oil was left in the fuel tank. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap. The light was too dark and I couldn't see clearly after looking at it for a long time. I took out the lighter and put it close to the gas tank. Just when I was about to press the lighter, the master kicked me away. Damn, this coach has such a bad temper. I tried not to get angry. When I was practicing driving, I happened to be going downhill. I stepped on the accelerator nervously and the instructor shouted: "Brake! Use your foot to brake!" I quickly opened the car door and put one foot on the ground. The sole of my shoe rubbed hard against the ground! After dragging for more than 20 meters, the car finally stopped! The coach was so frightened that he took 50 yuan and asked me to buy him a bag of Zhonghua to calm his shock! I was very depressed at that time, why did I still use toothpaste to calm my shock! When I handed him ten boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said: There is a driving school next door. I said: I was introduced to it by the one next door! In the end, I had no choice but to go to the bank to deposit my tuition fees. I ended up waiting in line, but luckily I met a nice guy. He said he wanted to withdraw money and I happened to be depositing money. I gave him the money and we didn't have to wait in line. I thought it was right, so I happily gave him the money. There are still many good people in the world. When I went out, I suddenly saw a circle of people gathered around me. When I got closer, I saw that it was two women fighting. I shook my head and thought: The quality of Chinese people is so poor, what's the point of having a fight? Just as I turned around to leave, I suddenly heard a voice saying, "Tear off her clothes, pull off her pants, let's see how she behaves in the future!" Oh my gosh! Who are these people? So I returned to the crowd... I went to the bar to watch football in the evening. It was already past 2 o'clock at night. I went out to take a taxi for a long time and didn't find a taxi. Suddenly, a Porsche Cayenne slowly parked next to me. The window slowly fell down and a sexy young woman in sexy clothes looked at me with a very charming smile. She looked at me and said: Where are you, young man? I send you. Brother answered her very politely: I'm sorry! I don't do blackmail. Afterwards, I was deeply impressed by my own wit. How much would it cost me to buy a Porsche? Walking back to the apartment, I was stopped by the goddess next door as soon as I arrived at the door. The goddess said that her mobile phone was broken and she wanted to go to the computer city to buy a 6Plus. I saw this opportunity and said to her: "If you stay with me tonight, I will give it to you tomorrow." The goddess readily accepted, so we played Ludo all night, and I rode a tricycle to send her to the computer city early the next morning. I didn't rest all night, so I went back to my residence and fell asleep. But there is a child downstairs in my house who loves to sing Lu Binghua recently. Then the song started to sing again: Stars in the sky... I shouted in time: Beidou! That kid hasn't even found a callback yet! I slept until I woke up in the afternoon, and my buddy called me to say that we wanted to have barbecue together. When we came home from the barbecue, we were all in love! I was checking for drunk driving in front of me. I had just drank a lot with my buddy. I had known better not to take this road. I was getting closer and closer to the traffic police. My heart was beating fast and my palms were all sweaty. I wanted to run away, but there were police in front of me.