[Selected Anti-routine Tea Drinking Articles] Life is Short, Why Not Sit Down and Have a Cup of Tea?

【反套路喝茶文精选】人生苦短,何不坐下来喝杯茶呢?

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Long Aotian will not accept him, he will not accept his aura of mental retardation, he will not accept his excessive abuse of his master, he will not accept his random plug-ins, and he will not accept his unhealthy outlook on life. Priority will be given to high-quality works with unique creativity, writing style, characters, and tea-drinking articles that are easy to read. The quality of online articles fluctuates during the serialization. If the fluctuation is too large, I will try my best to update the evaluation in time. (Please don't expect too much from a salted fish)

Keep Pace with the TimesBookworm of Ten YearsMale ChannelEasy
Entertainment Star Factory27

More Mushrooms For You

851K0

Run the entertainment star factory, upgrade the recording studio, and recruit mixers! Hire five-star screenwriters, train four-star artists, and strive to turn ordinary scripts into top-notch blockbusters! Stay fresh and refuse to be coquettish! Carefully crafted, happily cultivated!

Curator10

This is an author who needs to hit the airwaves... If you like mushrooms this author will probably love every one of his books. This is the "Mark Twain" among Qidian writers, and he can actually write satirical novels into enjoyable novels. Mushroom originally wrote "Running for President of the United States from Scratch" to spoof American politics. As a result, Emperor Chuan was banned after he ascended the throne, so he began to criticize various strange phenomena in the entertainment industry today. Even if the edges are gradually smoothed out and you gradually learn how to please readers, Mushroom's novels are still the most offensive novels, making you laugh and grit your teeth at the same time... Because in reality there is no such protagonist to punish evil and promote good... This book tells the story of a small entertainment boss who entered the entertainment industry with cheats, routines, poisoned milk and true love after obtaining the time film method. The characters are slightly exaggerated, but they are indeed very vivid. There is nothing to say about the plot. There are all kinds of funny routines, show-off routines, and face-slapping routines that are hard to guard against... Disadvantages: Every book of Mushroom will end abruptly at a climax... Even if it can continue according to the method of online articles...

Advanced Players in Arc29

Big Face Cat Face

2.0M8.3364

Professional maintenance of nuclear submarines, nuclear warhead refurbishment, modification, polishing, painting, space shuttle maintenance and filter replacement. Scrubbing for high-altitude operations, dust removal on satellite surfaces, and planetary design. Wholesale all types of nuclear warheads. Large quantities give priority! It seems... My original job was just an art student! Laoqun, 638866614, a popular chat group. The new group, 495461881, has a small number of people and is used by the big guys to talk about technology. VIP group: 714025287, 3000 fans screenshot ps: readers' uprising, amateur coding, fantasy works, please don't take it seriously! New book "Monster Battlefield" released~

Curator5

The story of a technical nerd who acquired three lifeless game worlds and used the black technology in the games to become a technology tycoon. The highlight of this book is that the protagonist is always obsessed with the development of technology and has a smooth journey without any vulgar urban plot. The disadvantage is that if the interactive plot is limited to the real world, the story plot is actually a bit bland (if you polish it a little bit, the side books may be gone, just write it as a ghost)

Completion Program for Autistic Teenagers30

Fourier

840K042

This is a Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic. The first fanfic book that young people must read; An EVA fan that I never tire of reading; A must-read EVA fanfic; The most touching EVA fan; EVA fans who grow up with you; EVA fans who have influenced generations; EVA fans who can treat drug addiction; EVA fanfics that touch readers' hearts; An EVA fan that people can't put down; The EVA fan that caused the most discussion; An EVA fanfic that you will never borrow; An EVA fanfic that you should read in the hustle and bustle; An EVA fanfic that benefits people a lot; The longest EVA fanfic in history; EVA fans worth passing on to the next generation; EVA fanfics that you should read before your life dies; An EVA fanfic that should be rescued when your home is on fire; An EVA fan that makes you cry late at night and be unable to stop; A book called EVA Fans that all literate people should read;

Curator9

It's a very rare EVA fanfic, and what's even more rare is that it's almost finished. The author has great imagination and writes very interesting things in daily life. Readers who like EVA should not miss it. Slightly harem-oriented, but the protagonist really spends his life trying to pick up girls, so I choose to forgive him.

Dark Night is Coming33

Dark Night is Coming

Science Fiction

Want To Eat Braised Chicken Wings

39K0

Dark night falls, zombies run rampant, and an unprecedented crisis breaks out... (This book has special powers)

Curator6

Placeholder We are humans, the darlings of evolution. Our ancestors emerged from the primitive sea hundreds of millions of years ago. Our ancestors thrived in the age of dinosaurs 65 million years ago. Our ancestors wore animal skins and used stone axes to forcibly create a brilliant human civilization during the Ice Age. How could such a human civilization collapse as a whole because of a zombie crisis? In the book "The Night Is Coming", there are both selfish villains and warriors who die generously; there are maniacs who evolve through cannibalism, and heroes who can turn the tide. The contradictory and complex human nature of multiple characters makes the apocalypse in "The Night Is Coming" more real and believable. On the other hand, after seeing too many selfish and selfish protagonists in apocalyptic novels, normal people like the protagonist in this article are even more valuable. He understands the truth that "one tree cannot survive alone" and attaches great importance to cooperation with other forces; he knows that he does not have the "power of a king" and reads management books whenever he has free time; he is willing to take certain risks to save people, and will kill when necessary. To put it simply, IQ and EQ are always online. Disadvantages: Because it does not follow the style of Gao Wuliu fighting alone in the world, the protagonist naturally develops his own power in the later period, and the novel also adds a lot of group portrait descriptions, which seriously affects the performance of this book. Authors who can write about the profession of "leader" well and make group portraits popular among readers can be counted on one hand, and they are rarer than the Platinum Master. The character growth and fading of the protagonist in the later part of the book is in line with the setting and logic. The problem is that no matter how "reasonable" such writing is, it is useless. There will always be a small number of readers who are willing to buy it. And the main character is a murderer before the end. The kind who kidnaps, extorts, and kills to vent his anger in one go. The second male lead is also an awakened person who doesn't regard ordinary people as human beings. As a result, after sitting in the leader's seat, I instantly became great and upright, using a bunch of big labels like "maintaining stability", "human interests" and "law" to attack dissidents. This double standard is very real, but it directly poisoned me to the point of canceling my subscription...

I'm the President of a Virtual Reality Gaming Company34

Devil Pen

1.6M0198

Facing interviews with reporters from various countries, Li Ang spoke eloquently: "If we don't have any money, we must do it. If we don't do it, there will be no use for the money." "It's impossible to raise money, it's impossible to raise money in this lifetime." "I don't know how to make money by going public. I can only make a living by doing this (referring to the game). This is how it is." "Today's players are all talented and well-spoken. I really like making games for them." "Entering the game forum feels like returning home. I will go in and take a look around on New Year's Eve." "Playing games feels much better than going out and having fun!" ... Ps: This book focuses on making games, not random writing. Pps: This work has been completed with one million words, and the updates are as stable as a dog. Please feel free to collect it. Ppps: This book is cute, fight with pictures, chat about coquettishness, group: 254332753

Curator15

Someone who has not thought deeply about the game industry cannot write a book like this, someone whose perspective is not at the forefront of the industry cannot write this book, and someone who has no dreams in his heart cannot write this book. The settings of three different levels of artificial intelligence, aliens who experiment on earthlings but also protect "human rights", fellow entrepreneurs who can only use PPT to draw pie... Every setting and character has traces of the author's thinking, which is different from those coquettish bitches outside who are apocalyptic or infinite. What is even more valuable is that while letting your imagination run wild, you are grounded enough to write with the feeling of "yes, this is reality." There is no such thing as too many works like this.

Extreme Demon35

Get Away

3.9M8.83,010

New book ~ Desperate Night, a strange world where I am the only fairy. If you are interested, you can search and read. Demons are rampant and people are suffering. The magic weapon and magic blade shroud the world. A game modifier on his mobile phone accidentally became a superpower in Lu Sheng's mind. It also became his only support in this dark and troubled world. ~~~~~~~

Curator12

A new book from the author of Journey into Mystery. A dashing and handsome gay friend appeared on the scene, and the whole family was finished playing together in a blink of an eye; a sister with no brains soon lost her brain. The protagonist offended a powerful force that he couldn't afford to offend, and was destroyed by others within ten chapters. This style of killing girls to preach is like the work of Go away Beast at first glance, and it sounds like "exhilarating" when you read it.

When an Abandoned House Gets a System37

Salted Fish Landed

1.9M0447

A thirty-year-old otaku is reborn into the body of an abandoned otaku who choked to death on instant noodles. The level of my predecessor's attempt to commit suicide was so high! Well, if I can live my life again, I don't care. The system that accompanies rebirth can improve your own attributes! Oh, that's great, like it. This system actually has an incredible function of saving and reading files! Well, label it for use with caution. In this new world with two-dimensional elements, he just wants to live well and face a glorious future... But first, let's lose weight. Book group: Uehara Apartment 630038774, you need to answer a simple question to join the group

Curator9

A novel with the flavor of a light novel. The setting can be said to be very old-fashioned, but it impressed me with its unique narrative style. Like many light novels, although there are various superpower battles, the main plot is the warm daily life of the protagonist and various beautiful girls... The two happy things overlap, which will definitely bring more happiness to readers...

Why Did You Call Me38

Sixteenth Cage Steamed Buns

1.9M8.0263

The souls of 33 top strong men were imprisoned in the endless void prison. But the opportunity to escape lies in the hands of an innocent girl. In order to get out of trouble, Bai Yi took the knowledge and experience of these top experts and thoroughly trained this girl. A relaxing and wonderful journey begins. Book friend group: 619224865 Verification question answer: Sixteenth Cage Steamed Buns

Curator9

Seedlings and tea-drinking articles, so far they are all warm and daily scenes with crazy funny jokes. It tells the story of a cute magical girl and thirty-three sealed portable grandfathers, which feels a bit like how a girl is raised. The author is an FGO player + Dota player, so don't expect updates on certain days... Some of the jokes just made me laugh. Non-FGO and DOTA players can ignore this recommendation.

Martial Arts Master39

Squid That Loves Diving

2.5M9.51,938

Here, martial arts is no longer an illusory legend, but a real inheritance. After confrontation with technology, it has been completely integrated into society. There are various martial arts competitions. Wenwu is the first, and martial arts is second! After Lou Cheng received the severed inheritance from a major school of martial arts, he moved forward step by step towards his original dream and towards the glory in his heart. There are still heroes in the city, and today's era relies on heroes!

Curator14

Also known as "The Master of Dog Food", I have never seen dog food with such a high concentration... The author relied on delicate character descriptions to write an urban martial arts novel into "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years". No one else has this ability to distort books. As a single person, I often cry when I look at it. I have only read the public chapters of this book... After all, who likes to pay for abuse? T_T

Fight to Break the Sky41

Cecilia Potatoes

5.3M9.510,003

This is a world of fighting spirit. There is no fancy magic, but only fighting spirit that has multiplied to its peak! The new book's hierarchy: Dou Zhe, Dou Master, Great Dou Master, Dou Ling, Dou King, Dou Emperor, Dou Zong, Dou Zun, Dou Saint, Dou Emperor. ... The annual animation of "Fights Break the Sphere" is broadcast on Tencent Video every Sunday at 10:00. VIPs can watch 2 episodes in advance; Nirvana in the abyss and the heartache of death! Doupo's first official blind box set is on the market! There are even more surprise hidden items waiting for you!

Curator13

The ultimate form of routine is anti-routine. Just as everyone thinks you want a pigeon, the pigeon is actually a kind of non-pigeon. Isn't it wonderful to be able to understand all the common routines in Qidianwen by just reading one book? Without reading this book, you may not be able to tell which books are making jokes and which books are following routines... Please give me Emperor Yan some face...

Travel to the Game Store42

Longinus

1.5M0199

A dead college student suddenly found that he could go to the game store by pushing the door. Very good! Black Jade Intermittent Cream? Bought! What? You only collect cash? OK, I'll get the money. Wow! Is this Tianxiang Life-Sustaining Dew? Ah? Want Tang Dynasty copper coins? OK, I'm going to Panjiayuan! This, this, this, this... I want this star battleship! ! What? Star coins? Well, man, can you tell me where to get the Star Coins first?

Curator11

A relaxing and humorous journey through the game planes. Currently there are planes: Jin Yong's Legend of Heroes, Fairy Sword, Mass Effect, Resident Evil, and Super Cannon. There is no abusive master, no harem, and no common stupid pretense and slap-in-the-face routines. What is commendable is that the protagonist has the ability to freely travel through multiple worlds without causing an imbalance in combat power. He is neither a holy mother nor Long Aotian. There seems to be no other shortcomings except slow updates - or does the slow update outweigh all other shortcomings? It's a big pit, so enter with caution. You can always see the author Lao Qiang being urged to update in the major book review sections of Qidian.

Pet King43

All Broken

4.1M9.12,733

[1. Download a suspicious game] [2. Capture a few magical pets as partners] [3. Lead the pet shop on the road to rise in a relaxed and interesting daily life] ### Physical books 1-3 have been published and are available on major e-commerce sites ### Reader group: 513717593 (no fan value requirement) VIP group: 567288256 (5,000 and above fan value can enter)

Curator14

The imaginings are uncanny, the writing is humorous, and the descriptions of pets are lifelike. The ordinary life is mixed with the setting of various legendary pets, which is really the finishing touch. Through the setting, the author cleverly bypasses the difficulty of character description and creates a pet image with a distinctive personality and different backgrounds. It also constitutes small climaxes in the plot, or "refreshing points". It is a rare masterpiece in the pet category.

Magic Apprentice45

Aquamarine

2.4M0

According to legend, the demons and gods originally lived together in this world. They had the same power but opposite personalities. There was no dispute between the two. However, in order to fight for control of mankind, the "Glorious Battle" finally broke out between gods and demons. After the battle, powerful forces broke through space and formed many different worlds. After thousands of years, humans rebuilt civilization and became the masters of this world. However, the gods and demons are still trying to get involved in and control this human world-- Enleco, a young man who was born in a grocery store, appeared in this turbulent era. His qualifications were not suitable for practicing magic at all, but he became the disciple of the lustful and treacherous magician Victor. Together with three other friends in need - Bertina, Kate and Jerry, they embarked on an adventurous career as a magic trial student and embarked on the path of becoming a "prophet" known in the holy scriptures of future generations...

Curator9

There is a hidden thread of the Hades Emperor throughout, a young protagonist who can be either male or female, and supporting characters with calculating IQs that never fall off the line. Together with the four kingdoms with very different cultures from food and magic to customs and culture, this is the pinnacle of this Western-style magical web novel. Together with "Magic Warrior" and "Magic Thief", it is also called Lan Jing's Western-style magic trilogy. For readers who like magic, it is a masterpiece not to be missed. There are a lot of plots that torture the protagonist, but there are also a lot of fun moments where the protagonist shows off his strength along the way. It's a real pleasure to watch the protagonist being bullied while dressed as a woman.

The Wizard in the Detective World46

Dream Chaser Love Ping

6.6M8.74,421

A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518

Curator12

Entering the world of Conan as a ghost wizard, teasing Conan Kidd through plug-ins while perfectly maintaining the daily atmosphere in Conan, and not writing the protagonist into a dragon-aotian-like existence. On the other hand, the author has the courage to modify the plot when necessary to make up for the regrettable plots in the original work. Coupled with the stable updates, it is really valuable as a fan work. Disadvantages: The level of original cases is average. Fortunately, with the number of episodes of Conan, there are not many original cases...

Rise of the House47

Hushan Small Farmers

1.3M019

There are too many cuts in the new book "I, Upgraded". If you cut it again, it probably won't grow anymore. I will stick to this book until the end. Please support me.

Curator8

A pair of glasses that can see two-dimensional characters, a Lilliputian country living next to the protagonist, a novel entirely supported by imaginary settings. This is a fairy tale for older children. Creativity and humor are at the top level in Qidianwen. It's a pity that the writing fell apart in the end. After finishing the book in a hurry, the author seems to have changed his vest again and ran away... I'll hang it up before my book list is full...

Frost Wings48

Salted Fish Duke

1.6M8.4

"Boss, do you think that's a white dragon?" The dwarf looked at the half of the dragon wing exposed on the glacier with a pale face, and his legs had begun to tremble. The dragon's wings covered the sky, the sun dimmed, and the cold breath seemed to solidify the entire sky. "Maybe... Close the team, we should leave..." The captain felt an inexplicable chill in his heart: "Quick! Prepare for battle!" A strong wind tore through the sky, and the mercenaries fell to the ground one after another. He opened a pair of strange scarlet pupils and looked down at the earth condescendingly. The dragon's roar was like thunder: "Human? Dwarf? Elf? Welcome, I am Bai He. This is my research institute. What research do you want to participate in? Genetic modification? Forced armor? Or physical energy?" ... The story of a white dragon with an out-of-character personality who goes crazy and causes trouble in a different world with his infinite-flow artifact. Unlimited streaming, dnd, self-made, nothing else to say. Group: 111848048

Curator11

A very creative time-travel novel. The protagonist travels through time and becomes a dragon. However, as soon as he was born, he was abandoned by the mother dragon as a mentally retarded baby because he couldn't say the phrase "Mom sells the batch". Comes with plug-in travel dice, random travel has a cooling time. In the first world, he traveled to Trisolaran and abducted a group of Trisolarans as his golden fingers. Disadvantages: The protagonist becomes more and more amusing as his strength improves, and with the overwhelming advantage of magic technology, it is reasonable to compare different worlds, but it is also very boring... I still hope to write about the characteristics of each world, even a world with low magic and low martial arts.

The Greatest Chaos in History50

Zhang Xiaohua

1.8M9.61,496

I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."

Curator11

A time travel that refuses to be clichéd, and a good book that makes people laugh out loud. Never miss a good book just because of its title or author's name. There are two idiots here, Jing Ke who thinks there is a villain hidden in the radio, Qin Shihuang, the king of the big stomach who is addicted to playing games, Xiang Yu who drives a van to find Yu Ji all day long, Liu Bang who is invincible at the mahjong table, etc... Distinctive characters, clear main line, humorous behavior coupled with off-line settings, can be said to be the pinnacle of comedy and anti-travel flow.

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