This book specifically collects various nonsensical, nonsensical, light-hearted and humorous novels from Qidian.
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The book list is basically a poison test, so you can eat it with confidence and it will be updated from time to time.
If you find any books that are funny, please recommend them.
"I don't read much. Don't lie to me. The idea of destroying an enemy country within a short distance clearly means that if I stand still within a short distance, I can destroy an enemy country with one person."
"However, I remember that this sentence seems to mean that when two people are very close, it doesn't matter if the other person has a country behind him."
"False." Baili Qingfeng raised his sword straight, and the electromagnetic field formed by the movement of thunderous energy erupted with huge ampere force, pushing the divine sword made of superconducting red Kobelco steel in his hand, tearing the atmosphere at twenty times the speed of sound, exploding an aircraft carrier three hundred kilometers away, and the flames of the explosive detonation rose and illuminated the sky.
"Look, I'm so close."
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A world with no cultivation, no supernatural powers, no magic, and a little bit of Qi, a world where warriors have culture.
You boiled two eggs, and your cooking skills +1.
You ate your breakfast and your bite strength improved.
You ride a bicycle once, your driving ability +1
You glance at the beautiful woman and feel very happy, your kidney function has been strengthened, and your appreciation ability +1.
When you see your aunt dancing in the square, you can't help but want to sway with the wind, and your dancing skills will be +1.
You read the newspaper, your reading ability is enhanced, and your knowledge and experience +1.
You sneeze and your resistance to disease increases.
If you take a pack of cold medicine, your resistance to toxins will increase, and your medical proficiency will increase by 1.
When you see a nurse giving an injection, your basic medical skills are strengthened and your medical skills are proficient +1.
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I don't know what's going on. Even if I take a sip of cold water, my strength is constantly improving. I can't stop even if I want to. I'm so anxious...
Gained the ability to create virtual game worlds.
Expanding the size of the game world map requires swallowing up other worlds.
As a result, the worlds ushered in the most greedy, cunning, and terrifying existence in history - players.
Traveling in the world, traveling in the world, it's come to an end, but I still can't see clearly what the world is like...
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What should I do if I travel through time and become an NPC?
This idea took root deeply in William's mind!
So, he decided.
I want to become the strongest NPC in history.
Build the thickest armor and get the hardest beating!
Who said NPCs have to be killed by players?
Who said NPCs have to upgrade slower than players?
Who said NPCs must explode their equipment? I can explode even more... Bah bah bah.
It's impossible to die anyway, you can only fool the players, fool the NPCs, and live a rough life.
Hey, the chosen one in front, please stay. I see that you are not afraid of life and death. You are unparalleled in iron head. How about I sell you this legendary helmet for 100,000 gold coins?
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I'm so unlucky, really
When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time
When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls...
In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. They talked all day about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, and so on.
Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years!
Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight!
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Someone dug up a spiritual stone in the north of the city, and Su Xiaoxian picked up a bowl of white rice.
Someone in the south of the city discovered the fairy sword, and Su Xiaoxian picked up a chopstick of beef.
There is a female devil with a cat running rampant in the south of the city. Su Xiaoxian opened the system panel:
[Eat uncooked rice and get the blessing of the earth]
If I put down my job, I will be invincible.
My name is Su Xiaoxian, and I speak for myself.
Su Heng traveled through time and became the invincible leader of the Demon Cult, number one on the Heavenly Ranking, and a world-famous demon.
There is also a system that claims to spread positive energy, allowing it to do good things and save those believers who are still addicted to killing and unable to extricate themselves.
The leader solemnly said that he would be a good person in the future and advocate harmony and friendship. The righteous people laughed to death after hearing this. Then, the demonic sect came to dominate the world...
The believers asked the leader to wake up. The Righteous Alliance from outside has stormed the mountain gate...
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To put it simply, this is a story about a bitch and a devil.
The Demon King devoted his whole heart and soul to training the bitch to grow into a murderous and arsonist Demon King. As a result, he discovered that this guy seemed to have gone astray...
But it seemed that there were more heroes who wanted to kill them!
Jiang Li faced countless heroes in the world alone, squatting on the ground and smoking a pipe: "I just like to see you angry and unable to defeat me..."
The crowd was angry!
Jiang Li punched the sky, and from then on there was no full moon in the world!
Su Anran, who traveled through time, discovered that she had nine senior sisters.
The elder sister is the master of alchemy.
The second senior sister is invulnerable.
The third senior sister's swordsmanship is unparalleled.
The fourth senior sister is murderous.
The fifth senior sister is strategizing.
The Sixth Senior Sister controls the beasts freely.
The Seventh Senior Sister refines weapons and hides treasures.
The Eighth Senior Sister's formation skills are unparalleled.
Ninth Senior Sister has great luck.
You ask what Master is doing?
He went to Jiankai Tianmen.
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Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era.
Natural selection, the winner is king.
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Damn it, I'm going to die, I actually share a golden finger with a Erha! Hurry up and refresh my tasks! I don't want to complete the task of chewing bones for an hour, let alone stare at the little girl in front of me for ten minutes!
(The animation "It's Up to You! God of War System" adapted from this book is currently being broadcast on Station B!)
Introduction? It doesn't exist, the books are all fake, and the introduction is of course also fake! Hahahahahahaha, what's fake is all fake, everything about cultivating immortality, and any novels are all fake! Don't touch me! I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy! There are always book friends who want to harm me! Hahahaha, you people all want to harm me, protect me! Escort! ! ! !
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(The new book "Seven Gods" is grandly released, the style remains the same, you can go and read it!)