Grocery Store
杂货铺
Write down the books I read so I don't forget the content
1这个明星来自地球
Guan Crow
Welcome to read the new book "Actors Have No Holidays"~ ---- Han Jue, a young film and television screenwriter who was still struggling, woke up and found that not only had he changed, but the world had also changed. The entertainment industry in China here is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean. The China Golden Bull Awards have become the most valuable film awards in the world. "Singer", as the top competition for singers, has entered its tenth season; "The Voice of China" is held every three years, and every time it is a national carnival; "The King of Masked Singer" never lacks buried voices every week. You can easily see them on the street: the crew filming a show, the anchor holding a mobile phone, the video influencer pranking passers-by... This is the best time for entertainment practitioners. In this world, Han Jue, who is a has-been idol star, is on the edge of this entertainment age. He no longer wants to be a star at all, okay? He just wants to swim happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet homebody. Group 1: 579483758 Group 2: 160824139
Welcome to read the new book "Actors Have No Holidays"~ ---- Han Jue, a young film and television screenwriter who was still struggling, woke up and found that not only had he changed, but the world had also changed. The entertainment industry in China here is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean. The China Golden Bull Awards have become the most valuable film awards in the world. "Singer", as the top competition for singers, has entered its tenth season; "The Voice of China" is held every three years, and every time it is a national carnival; "The King of Masked Singer" never lacks buried voices every week. You can easily see them on the street: the crew filming a show, the anchor holding a mobile phone, the video influencer pranking passers-by... This is the best time for entertainment practitioners. In this world, Han Jue, who is a has-been idol star, is on the edge of this entertainment age. He no longer wants to be a star at all, okay? He just wants to swim happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet homebody. Group 1: 579483758 Group 2: 160824139
The career aspect was average. The protagonist's participation in Chinese hip-hop received a lot of complaints from readers, but the author quickly let him quit. And it doesn't feel useful to me at all to watch the protagonist in a movie. But the author's descriptions are very delicate and have a light feeling, and the author used to like to arrange relatively unpopular songs for the protagonist, but it feels really good to listen to it. I have downloaded a few songs to my mobile phone (Bloody Love Story has become one of my favorite songs) But this is not the point. The best and most attractive thing about this book is the emotional scene between the heroine, Teacher Zhang, and the protagonist, which is so sweet that it makes you laugh. (To be honest, I actually prefer the protagonist's girlfriend in her previous life. Although there are only a few descriptions of her, I really like her. I have always hoped that she would pass by, but unfortunately it is impossible now)
2Including Entertainment
Light Novel席卷文娱
Fortunately I Didn't Go
At the birthday party, Jiang Huo and his sister made wishes in front of the candles at the same time, hoping to receive gifts from heaven and start over. When he woke up, Jiang Huo brought his system and his sister to a strange but familiar world... (Double wear, Meiyu)
At the birthday party, Jiang Huo and his sister made wishes in front of the candles at the same time, hoping to receive gifts from heaven and start over. When he woke up, Jiang Huo brought his system and his sister to a strange but familiar world... (Double wear, Meiyu)
The description of the entertainment industry in Transformation Lily is quite interesting. The author also checked a lot of information. The emotional drama is average, but the entertainment part is still good.
3I'm Really Not a God
Urban我真不是神仙
Plow With A Knife
When I woke up, I was back in 2016. The great global changes caused by the revival of spiritual energy have not yet come, and Zhao Zijian has begun to move forward alone. At first, he just wanted to be alone and protect the people he cherished, but he accidentally became the god of the new world.
When I woke up, I was back in 2016. The great global changes caused by the revival of spiritual energy have not yet come, and Zhao Zijian has begun to move forward alone. At first, he just wanted to be alone and protect the people he cherished, but he accidentally became the god of the new world.
I really like the heroine Zhou Mo in the author's previous book, so even though I didn't read much of the previous book, I couldn't help but read it when I found out that he had published a new one. So far, I feel that the female characters in this book are not as good as the previous one. There are no characters that I like. The author is a bit of a literary youth, and he is also very watery. However, his descriptions are very delicate, and it's still good to watch while jumping.
4问道红尘
Ji Cha
Qin Yi once believed that people who cultivate immortality should first be indifferent and peaceful, have no desires and desires, be patient, and be able to withstand temptation. But in the end, it was discovered that Xian first had a person next to him. The fairy road is bitterly cold, and you and I hug each other to keep warm. ------ PS: The original title of this book is "Fairy, Please Respect Yourself".
Qin Yi once believed that people who cultivate immortality should first be indifferent and peaceful, have no desires and desires, be patient, and be able to withstand temptation. But in the end, it was discovered that Xian first had a person next to him. The fairy road is bitterly cold, and you and I hug each other to keep warm. ------ PS: The original title of this book is "Fairy, Please Respect Yourself".
Ji Cha's new book, I followed it from the starting point to the palm reading, and from the palm reading to the starting point. His previous entertainment articles were pirated, which is quite embarrassing. Entertainment Spring and Autumn is all set, and I will definitely read this one as well.
5I'm Really Immortal
Urban我真的长生不老
First Love Is As Bright As Summer Flowers
This article tells the story of how an immortal person should live a correct and active life in modern human society under the guidance of the core socialist values. I hope it can inspire other immortals, people with special abilities, cultivators, aliens, and non-human creatures to share their experiences in building a stable and harmonious life in the country. Work QQ group: 741825442 is full, 783764489 (full) 907366463 (empty) Book v group: 870388766 (full), 723479938 fans worth 10,000
This article tells the story of how an immortal person should live a correct and active life in modern human society under the guidance of the core socialist values. I hope it can inspire other immortals, people with special abilities, cultivators, aliens, and non-human creatures to share their experiences in building a stable and harmonious life in the country. Work QQ group: 741825442 is full, 783764489 (full) 907366463 (empty) Book v group: 870388766 (full), 723479938 fans worth 10,000
Xia Huaniang's new book, his books have always been very delicate in their descriptions of emotions. Although I haven't completely read all of his books, the first and middle stages are still very good. I love my sister more, but her updates are too slow.
6Final Catastrophe
Martial Arts最终浩劫
Water Shear Ii
The Ultimate Demon King's Road to Acting as Emperor... The Sword God Chapter. The sword, lonely and crazy, is just like my heart. I go to the Hongmen with my sword alone, cross the river alone to break the demons in my heart, go up to the blue and fall into the underworld, until half of my hair is covered with black hair and half with snow. Ps: Self-promoted new book "The Invincible Emperor"
The Ultimate Demon King's Road to Acting as Emperor... The Sword God Chapter. The sword, lonely and crazy, is just like my heart. I go to the Hongmen with my sword alone, cross the river alone to break the demons in my heart, go up to the blue and fall into the underworld, until half of my hair is covered with black hair and half with snow. Ps: Self-promoted new book "The Invincible Emperor"
Dark books are really dark books, and people with upright views should not read them. The male protagonist is invincible, an experienced dramatist, and he is clearly the biggest devil, yet he always pretends to be a hero. Some people will think that the protagonist will have thoughts about his sister after watching the briefing. In fact, judging from its current content, this is not the case. The protagonist just wants his sister to get pregnant so that his bloodline can continue. His sister doesn't want him, so he secretly kidnaps his sister and makes her pregnant.
7老衲要还俗
A Dream Of Huangliang
There are all kinds of things in the world and thousands of supernatural powers, but they are just one mountain, one temple, and one monk. The new book: "The Rabbit Must Die" will be updated on June 1st. Friends who like Huangliang can check it out.
There are all kinds of things in the world and thousands of supernatural powers, but they are just one mountain, one temple, and one monk. The new book: "The Rabbit Must Die" will be updated on June 1st. Friends who like Huangliang can check it out.
I've had this book for a long time, and I wouldn't even be able to remember it if I didn't flip through the bookshelf just to add to my list. Personally, I think this book is the best monk article written after the abbot system. Moreover, the abbot system is a martial arts harem novel wearing a monk's skin, but this one is different. At least when I read it, there was no female protagonist in this book, and the protagonist's behavior was also full of Zen. Many of the contents written by the author are related to current affairs, and many plots in it will touch people's hearts. It is a novel worth reading.
8漫威世界的术士
Joy Of Fire
Demons are my servants, fel energy is my power, shadow and fire are by my side, I am a warlock. A warlock walks the world of Marvel. (There is no system, just rely on yourself, young man.) Welcome to join the Warlock Book Club in the Marvel world, group number: 177873494
Demons are my servants, fel energy is my power, shadow and fire are by my side, I am a warlock. A warlock walks the world of Marvel. (There is no system, just rely on yourself, young man.) Welcome to join the Warlock Book Club in the Marvel world, group number: 177873494
The protagonist is a warlock. You know how lucky he is? He is very poor, but he is very lucky. In addition to having a girlfriend, he also managed to find a demon sister. The writing is okay, but some characters are a bit broken, especially the director of S. H. I. E. L. D., Who is not as calm as he should be, and there are too many jokes in the article, which affect the character of the character. The reading experience is not very good, but it is good to read it in your spare time.
9My Wife is an Idol
Urban我的老婆是偶像
The Red Dragon Wakes Up
There are many advantages to marrying an idol as your wife. For example, you must be good-looking, have a good figure, and have good flirting skills... The most important thing is that she must have a large group of teammates who are also good-looking, good-looking and good at flirting! This is the story of an infinite game clearer, please feel free to read it. (Passerby: Huh? Whose character is missing?)
There are many advantages to marrying an idol as your wife. For example, you must be good-looking, have a good figure, and have good flirting skills... The most important thing is that she must have a large group of teammates who are also good-looking, good-looking and good at flirting! This is the story of an infinite game clearer, please feel free to read it. (Passerby: Huh? Whose character is missing?)
It is a Korean entertainment novel with a Huayu hat. It is good to read in the early stage and contains warm and funny daily life. The author is an experienced driver and can drive very smoothly. However, in the later stage, aliens took over the home planet, and the protagonist had to fight them. Some people said that it would be boring to write the later stage otherwise, but what I wanted to read was the warm daily life. If I wanted to read this kind of content, I would not click on your book. Anyway, I skipped everything related to these. In addition, the author is known as the flag-planting dragon and the anti-theft dragon. Others prevent theft in order to increase genuine subscriptions, but he does not complete the code in order to be diligent. And there are many requests to read the anti-theft content he writes. I also think his first anti-theft content is very interesting😂.
11穷鬼的上下两千年
Non-player Character
She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the massacre of hundreds of thousands of people. She once led the Great Qin cavalry to compete with the six kingdoms for the world. She has seen the world divided into three parts, and the mountains and rivers shattered. I have also heard the lingering longzhong piano sound. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she was once intoxicated with the present. How did the eternal empress remain so young? She wears bright clothes and angry horses, and wears a feather fan and a turban. He worked as a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows that there is such a person who has lived for two thousand years. Well, it is a relatively relaxed and leisurely historical article. Due to personal reasons, it may not be completely consistent with history and can withstand verification. But I will try my best to find all the information before writing. This is my first time writing this kind of article, so I still hope it will be interesting, haha. Finally, I transformed into a single person. Book club group: 766376092 Second group: 284234970 Support group: 242771856
She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the massacre of hundreds of thousands of people. She once led the Great Qin cavalry to compete with the six kingdoms for the world. She has seen the world divided into three parts, and the mountains and rivers shattered. I have also heard the lingering longzhong piano sound. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she was once intoxicated with the present. How did the eternal empress remain so young? She wears bright clothes and angry horses, and wears a feather fan and a turban. He worked as a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows that there is such a person who has lived for two thousand years. Well, it is a relatively relaxed and leisurely historical article. Due to personal reasons, it may not be completely consistent with history and can withstand verification. But I will try my best to find all the information before writing. This is my first time writing this kind of article, so I still hope it will be interesting, haha. Finally, I transformed into a single person. Book club group: 766376092 Second group: 284234970 Support group: 242771856
I was attracted by the introduction, but I haven't read much yet. I have read a bit of the author's previous book, and it was pretty good. With this interesting subject matter, I should be able to write quite well.
12The Empress's Chamberlain
Light Novel女帝的大内总管
Fox Is Not Sad
As a lover of "occult science", Zhou An has always believed that there are gods and goddesses in this world. He has practiced Qigong and learned spells. He once bought several kilograms of secret books at a street stall for thirteen and a half yuan. He also searched for elixir prescriptions in antique markets and practiced elixirs in a microwave oven. So he is dead! He was poisoned to death by the "Super Grade Nine Transformation Great Return Pill" he had practiced! When Zhou An opened his eyes again, he was sure of two things. The first was that he had traveled through time, and the second was that he had become a eunuch! He is broken! In the 372nd year of the Kaiyuan calendar, the Dongqian Dynasty suffered from internal and external troubles. In this year, two major events occurred in the forbidden palace of the Dongqian Dynasty. One was the death of the "Empress of Shendu" who had been seriously ill and had been bedridden for many years. The seventeen-year-old princess succeeded to the throne as the new empress. The other was that a young eunuch named Zhou An died and came back to life. After traveling through time, Zhou An was surprised to find that all the secrets he had practiced in his previous life could really be practiced in this world! Group: 590700944
As a lover of "occult science", Zhou An has always believed that there are gods and goddesses in this world. He has practiced Qigong and learned spells. He once bought several kilograms of secret books at a street stall for thirteen and a half yuan. He also searched for elixir prescriptions in antique markets and practiced elixirs in a microwave oven. So he is dead! He was poisoned to death by the "Super Grade Nine Transformation Great Return Pill" he had practiced! When Zhou An opened his eyes again, he was sure of two things. The first was that he had traveled through time, and the second was that he had become a eunuch! He is broken! In the 372nd year of the Kaiyuan calendar, the Dongqian Dynasty suffered from internal and external troubles. In this year, two major events occurred in the forbidden palace of the Dongqian Dynasty. One was the death of the "Empress of Shendu" who had been seriously ill and had been bedridden for many years. The seventeen-year-old princess succeeded to the throne as the new empress. The other was that a young eunuch named Zhou An died and came back to life. After traveling through time, Zhou An was surprised to find that all the secrets he had practiced in his previous life could really be practiced in this world! Group: 590700944
This is another book where the protagonist is a eunuch. The golden finger assigned by the author to the protagonist is very powerful. Before the author traveled through time, he saw that all the secret books can be used, so whether it is martial arts, medical skills or even magic, the protagonist can use it, so he can face various situations. The protagonist also levels up very quickly, very quickly. I think it's unreasonably fast. Some people criticize the protagonist for being too slave-like, too loyal, and saying that the protagonist has no dignity. I think if you talk about dignity without developing it in the early stage, you may die without knowing how. I think the choice of the protagonist is good enough. It is a choice that ordinary people would make after traveling through time, rather than relying on the tyranny of a king.
13Anti-routine Quick Wear
Xianxia反套路快穿
Conscience
Why did the system host die tragically on the street? Why does the cute girl scream late at night? Why are reborn people repeatedly sliced into pieces? Why are time travelers so frequently recognized? Who was responsible for the Goldfinger serial robberies? Is the reincarnation of the Lord God a human being or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of time travelers? Behind all of this, is it a distortion of IQ or a loss of routine? Please read this book, you deserve professional anti-routine. PS: The new book "Starting Point Orphanage" has been released, you can move to the new book
Why did the system host die tragically on the street? Why does the cute girl scream late at night? Why are reborn people repeatedly sliced into pieces? Why are time travelers so frequently recognized? Who was responsible for the Goldfinger serial robberies? Is the reincarnation of the Lord God a human being or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of time travelers? Behind all of this, is it a distortion of IQ or a loss of routine? Please read this book, you deserve professional anti-routine. PS: The new book "Starting Point Orphanage" has been released, you can move to the new book
This book is also called "My Powerful Ex-Girlfriends". No one knows how many ex-girlfriends the protagonist has. The author will pull out his ex-girlfriends when the protagonist needs certain skills or knowledge. There are many books written by Long Aotian. The reason why I put him here is because the author's three views are different from those of most authors. Some of his three views are quite consistent with my ideas, especially in terms of the relationship between men and women. It can be seen that the author wrote this book very carefully. He once deleted and rewritten several chapters because of readers' comments. The author is keen on copying book reviews to prove that he did not save the manuscript, but I don't believe it.
14Shadow Bear Tibbers' Plane Journey
Multiverse暗影熊提伯斯的位面之旅
Shadow Bear
????????? This is a book with Tibbers' bear head on it and selling the story of Little Annie's travels in multiple worlds! That's right, it's purple! ???( ??- )??? Endless world, endless fantasy, relaxing and comfortable plane journey, come and take a look... Currently has passed Marvel, Hogwarts, World of Azeroth, Pirates of the Caribbean, StarCraft, Lord of the Rings, S. H. I. E. L. D., Diablo, FATE, Mass Effect, White Snake, Game of Thrones, Dragon Ball, DC Supergirl, Rune Land, Men in Black, Gundam SEED, World of the Gods, Academy City, Star Wars, Dream of Red Mansions, Kung Fu Panda, Halo: Reach, The Elder Scrolls, Ready Player One, Bones, Friends of Ore Town, Company of Heroes, Witch's Journey, Goblin Tail, Fairy Sword, Sword, Saitama, Great Voyage, Starting from Scratch, Gourmet Captive, One Piece, Fantasy Simulation Battle, Old Ring, Mortal Cultivation, Genshin Mond Liyue Chapter, Problem Child, Sword Wind Legend, Orville, Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, Dragon and Dungeon, Pokémon, Greatsword, Warhammer 30K, Under One Man, Warhammer 31K, Three-Body Problem, Hogwarts, Dark Horse, Strange Resurrection, Machine War, Spirit Cage, Swordsman, Fulian, the mythical version of Dream of Red Mansions, currently in [Warhammer The Fourth Scourge] [We are moving towards 30 million words...]
????????? This is a book with Tibbers' bear head on it and selling the story of Little Annie's travels in multiple worlds! That's right, it's purple! ???( ??- )??? Endless world, endless fantasy, relaxing and comfortable plane journey, come and take a look... Currently has passed Marvel, Hogwarts, World of Azeroth, Pirates of the Caribbean, StarCraft, Lord of the Rings, S. H. I. E. L. D., Diablo, FATE, Mass Effect, White Snake, Game of Thrones, Dragon Ball, DC Supergirl, Rune Land, Men in Black, Gundam SEED, World of the Gods, Academy City, Star Wars, Dream of Red Mansions, Kung Fu Panda, Halo: Reach, The Elder Scrolls, Ready Player One, Bones, Friends of Ore Town, Company of Heroes, Witch's Journey, Goblin Tail, Fairy Sword, Sword, Saitama, Great Voyage, Starting from Scratch, Gourmet Captive, One Piece, Fantasy Simulation Battle, Old Ring, Mortal Cultivation, Genshin Mond Liyue Chapter, Problem Child, Sword Wind Legend, Orville, Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, Dragon and Dungeon, Pokémon, Greatsword, Warhammer 30K, Under One Man, Warhammer 31K, Three-Body Problem, Hogwarts, Dark Horse, Strange Resurrection, Machine War, Spirit Cage, Swordsman, Fulian, the mythical version of Dream of Red Mansions, currently in [Warhammer The Fourth Scourge] [We are moving towards 30 million words...]
As you can see from the limited exemption, it is really not easy to find a book that can be read from the limited exemption. This is the story of Annie and her little bear causing harm to various worlds. It's really good to read in your spare time.
15The Wizard in the Detective World
Light Novel名侦探世界里的巫师
Dream Chaser Love Ping
A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518
A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518
One of the best Conan fanfics written by Qidian. The protagonist is a wizard. There are several highlights in this book. The biggest highlight is that the protagonist tricks Conan. Conan is so tricked by the protagonist that he even wears women's clothes. The second highlight is watching the protagonist show off, especially when an earthquake happens to happen in the Lavender case, which makes people think that the protagonist has unlimited powers. The third highlight is that the protagonist is so powerful that she can be called an enhanced version of Xiaolan's girlfriend. However, I advise you not to search for photos of the heroine. I couldn't hold back at that time, which caused indelible trauma to my eyes and heart.
16When Harry Potter Meets League of Legends
Light Novel当哈利波特遇见英雄联盟
Seven Nights 01
When he woke up, he found that he had entered another world. Allen found that he had unlimited reveries after having the LOL system. However, at this moment, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts confused him. What the hell, is this the world of Harry Potter? When Harry Potter and LOL collide, a new world is born - that's how big the imagination is anyway!
When he woke up, he found that he had entered another world. Allen found that he had unlimited reveries after having the LOL system. However, at this moment, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts confused him. What the hell, is this the world of Harry Potter? When Harry Potter and LOL collide, a new world is born - that's how big the imagination is anyway!
I like a Harry Potter fanfic very much. As you can tell from the name, the protagonist has the skills of League of Legends. The protagonist tries his best to make money in order to unlock the skills. The protagonist is very strong and will always be invincible at the same level. If the author does not add new monsters to this point, only Dumbledore and Voldemort can fight the protagonist. But it doesn't feel boring. Some people may not like the author's setting, but what I like most is the author's serious nonsense. Thinking about it, I think it makes sense. The protagonist will open a new map during the holidays, it should be interesting to see. In addition, the author is a salty fish who cannot be salty anymore. Even the group avatars are salty fish😓. You should never believe what he says. If he says there will be an update at noon, just read it in the evening. If he says there will be an update at three, forget about it. It will be good if it can be updated normally.
17Quickly Wear It: I Just Want to Farm
Modern Romance快穿之我只想种田
Canglan Stops The War
Don't be fooled by the title of the book. The name is useless. In fact, it is about a strong woman with no CP, a village girl's background system counterattack flow, also commonly known as slow travel through mudslides, murderous post-apocalyptic martial arts, fairy tales, magic, and everything. Also, the new book will be here on 8-20. Official group: If you have more than 1,000 fans, you can join the support group (59,065,3483), and if you have more than 10,000 fans, you can join the VIP group. PS: There is no CP in this article
Don't be fooled by the title of the book. The name is useless. In fact, it is about a strong woman with no CP, a village girl's background system counterattack flow, also commonly known as slow travel through mudslides, murderous post-apocalyptic martial arts, fairy tales, magic, and everything. Also, the new book will be here on 8-20. Official group: If you have more than 1,000 fans, you can join the support group (59,065,3483), and if you have more than 10,000 fans, you can join the VIP group. PS: There is no CP in this article
This author is very suitable for writing non-CP books, and her heroine is always very strong, not only physically, but also mentally. In the author's previous books, the heroine was so crazy about flirting with girls, and the descriptions of the gods and goddesses in them were also quite good. The language of this book is very interesting and makes people laugh. It is still a seedling. The first world is quite simple, but the second world is obviously much more complicated. It is not over yet and the author has slapped me in the face several times😂. I hope the author can keep it up and not collapse later.