Come On, Little Bitch, Squeak. is Your Mother's Tender Bitch in Her Mouth?
小b崽子快来吱声，是嘴里含着你娘嫩B吗
@ Only a good son, don't stay here anymore. I really can't spare the time to take care of your mother's business today. I don't have to solicit customers here anymore. Don't worry, I will definitely experience your mother's beauty tomorrow. You are indispensable. Why don't you say anything, you little bitch? Do you have your mother in your mouth? Hurry up and take care of your mother. It's best to tie her up with a chain. Don't let her crawl on my bed again. I find it disgusting. You two, please don't mess around. You will give birth to a child more mentally retarded than you. It's a shame for the earth. You are acting like a retarded person. Could it be that you haven't been weaned yet? No wonder you have to dare to report your mobile phone number. It turns out that you secretly used your mother's mobile phone. Then you should be careful. You lose your mother's mobile phone and the customer's phone number. You When you want to be fucked, you can't find anyone to go on top of you. It would be interesting to give birth to something even worse than a bastard like you. Why don't you say anything? Is your mother's tender pussy in my mouth? Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, you bastard. Finally, please help me. Mom, please tell me, I wish her a Happy New Year, I wish her a C every day, a B to sell every year, and the business of selling her body is getting more and more prosperous. Please help me advise, if your mother is going to be pregnant by the dog C, you must remember to have an abortion, so as not to have another mentally retarded person like you drag her down.
22Qingcheng Taoist Priest
Xianxia青城道长
Insect Dream
When people walk on the road, they are called Taoist priests. The leader of the Taoist priests is therefore called the Taoist priest. Subduing demons, destroying demons, removing filth, settling houses, doing fortune-telling, and treating diseases are all things that he must do when walking in the world. However, before doing so, you must fill your stomach. 'Look, look, the Qingcheng sect has launched various new businesses, fortune telling: five guans, medical visits: three guans, house keeping: ten guans, funeral: bidding depends on the identity of the deceased, starting at two taels. ' 'There is also breaking news. Official organizations such as Tianting, Yinsi, and Xitian Paradise are conducting group buying services. The prices start at 20% off. There are also matching discount cards and paper charm gift packages. Taoist disciples can enjoy internal prices, with a minimum discount of 40%. ' 'Nvxia, considering that our last cooperation was very pleasant, we will give you a 50% discount this time. Of course, if you sign up for our couple package now, you can also enjoy in-room magic services and beauty elixirs as a package. ' Note: This is actually a story about a person who traveled through time and became a Taoist priest, who had to support his family and get rich.
When people walk on the road, they are called Taoist priests. The leader of the Taoist priests is therefore called the Taoist priest. Subduing demons, destroying demons, removing filth, settling houses, doing fortune-telling, and treating diseases are all things that he must do when walking in the world. However, before doing so, you must fill your stomach. 'Look, look, the Qingcheng sect has launched various new businesses, fortune telling: five guans, medical visits: three guans, house keeping: ten guans, funeral: bidding depends on the identity of the deceased, starting at two taels. ' 'There is also breaking news. Official organizations such as Tianting, Yinsi, and Xitian Paradise are conducting group buying services. The prices start at 20% off. There are also matching discount cards and paper charm gift packages. Taoist disciples can enjoy internal prices, with a minimum discount of 40%. ' 'Nvxia, considering that our last cooperation was very pleasant, we will give you a 50% discount this time. Of course, if you sign up for our couple package now, you can also enjoy in-room magic services and beauty elixirs as a package. ' Note: This is actually a story about a person who traveled through time and became a Taoist priest, who had to support his family and get rich.
The writing is fluent and not a noob. This is the cultivation method that I think is probably closest to the Taoist practice in ancient my country. At the same time, the joy and warmth revealed in the story are also endlessly memorable.
23从前有座灵剑山
His Majesty The King
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the original moral integrity Still as funny
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the original moral integrity Still as funny
Lingjian Mountain, no need to say more. I saw it many years ago and it still leaves a deep impression on me. It turns out that cultivating immortals can be so humorous and funny.
24Don't Call Me Qiwa
Xianxia不要叫我七娃
Chen Jiali
First, we really don't have gourds growing on our heads. Second, we really don't wear grass skirts, something that would be extremely embarrassing. Third, who said all gourd babies are boys? -- The above is a solemn statement from all Calabash children, and was issued by Qiwa on their behalf. [Don't call me Qiwa, call me Lord Qiwang! Um? Did someone just speak? It seems not. This is a magical story about a young man with extremely righteous views who traveled to another world and became one of the Calabash Children.
First, we really don't have gourds growing on our heads. Second, we really don't wear grass skirts, something that would be extremely embarrassing. Third, who said all gourd babies are boys? -- The above is a solemn statement from all Calabash children, and was issued by Qiwa on their behalf. [Don't call me Qiwa, call me Lord Qiwang! Um? Did someone just speak? It seems not. This is a magical story about a young man with extremely righteous views who traveled to another world and became one of the Calabash Children.
First of all, I want to make it clear that just because it is written about Calabash Baby, it cannot be said that this is for children. The writing is smooth and the story is rigorous and interesting. Finally, the snake spirit is really not fragile and easy to push down.
25Choosing Tianji
Xuanhuan择天记
Tricky
There are times in life that must be fulfilled, and there are no times in life that must be forced. This is a story about longevity fruit.
There are times in life that must be fulfilled, and there are no times in life that must be forced. This is a story about longevity fruit.
A masterpiece from a great master, no need to say more. Of course, most of the so-called great gods have disappeared from the public nowadays. However, what I recommend is just the story of Chen Changsheng and Xu Yourong, not the great master. Feel free to savor the subtleties.
26Double Sword
Game双剑
Shrimp Write
A Xianxia game... Memories of the past... During the ranking period, keep your tickets, collections, clicks, and claws... All! By the way, there are a lot of flies and mosquitoes during the ranking period, so you don't need to prepare any fly swatters! We are people with status... What is a person with status? Please read Chapter 64...
A Xianxia game... Memories of the past... During the ranking period, keep your tickets, collections, clicks, and claws... All! By the way, there are a lot of flies and mosquitoes during the ranking period, so you don't need to prepare any fly swatters! We are people with status... What is a person with status? Please read Chapter 64...
This is an old book, but it is still worth recalling. I don't know how much better it is than today's routine online game articles that only write about killing monsters, upgrading and opening dungeons, and then using some equipment information to make up the word count. At least I believe that after watching it you will believe that this is more than just a game.
27春秋我为王
New Episode In July
The new book "New Book" has been released. In the last years of Xinmang, the time traveler fights the son of the plane. Please collect it. Reborn in the Spring and Autumn Period, he became a concubine of the Qing clan, and was driven to a stable to be with cattle and horses. Who would have thought that hegemony would be established from this? What does it mean to be promoted among three families? Look at me, the Zhao family, taking over the Jin Dynasty! Lao Tzu rides an ox to the west, Zhong Ni is in high spirits, Wu and Yue compete for beauties and die. On the bank of the Wei River, a beautiful lady in deep clothes recited the poem "Jian Jia is pale and pale, dew turns to frost". The long sword in the right hand, the poetry and calligraphy in the left hand, using different thoughts to unify the world, stepping into the Zhou Dynasty under the setting sun, the importance of the tripod, can I ask? This is my China, my "Spring and Autumn" - I am the king!
The new book "New Book" has been released. In the last years of Xinmang, the time traveler fights the son of the plane. Please collect it. Reborn in the Spring and Autumn Period, he became a concubine of the Qing clan, and was driven to a stable to be with cattle and horses. Who would have thought that hegemony would be established from this? What does it mean to be promoted among three families? Look at me, the Zhao family, taking over the Jin Dynasty! Lao Tzu rides an ox to the west, Zhong Ni is in high spirits, Wu and Yue compete for beauties and die. On the bank of the Wei River, a beautiful lady in deep clothes recited the poem "Jian Jia is pale and pale, dew turns to frost". The long sword in the right hand, the poetry and calligraphy in the left hand, using different thoughts to unify the world, stepping into the Zhou Dynasty under the setting sun, the importance of the tripod, can I ask? This is my China, my "Spring and Autumn" - I am the king!
Full-bodied characters A rare story with a strong sense of history during the Spring and Autumn Period I used to know that the vision of five thousand years of history wanted to change the fate of myself and those around me, but I carefully maintained the original trajectory of history. The most exciting thing is that in the later part of the story, a benevolent and domineering, passionate and cold King of Spring and Autumn is well portrayed.
28I Want to Be Emperor
History我要做皇帝
Stay Away From Jing Ke
Those who receive orders from heaven will live long and prosperous lives. I have been fighting for the rest of the three generations, and with the great righteousness of the world, I hold the three-foot sword and become the king of the world. The head of King Wei of North Korea has been hung in the North Tower of Han Dynasty. The Zhao family in South Vietnam has a land attached to it. The Central Empire, the Celestial Kingdom, is about to take shape. But that's not enough! In my eyes, there are only Huns now! The commander-in-chief conquered the country and captured Chanyu from the north to punish me!
Those who receive orders from heaven will live long and prosperous lives. I have been fighting for the rest of the three generations, and with the great righteousness of the world, I hold the three-foot sword and become the king of the world. The head of King Wei of North Korea has been hung in the North Tower of Han Dynasty. The Zhao family in South Vietnam has a land attached to it. The Central Empire, the Celestial Kingdom, is about to take shape. But that's not enough! In my eyes, there are only Huns now! The commander-in-chief conquered the country and captured Chanyu from the north to punish me!
Farming Style does not fall into the clichés, does not throw out any technological killers casually, and the story is developed rigorously. Strong sense of immersion.
29Thief Police
Urban贼警
Shrimp Write
Faced with gang-oriented, overseas, and highly intelligent criminal attacks and revenge, the Seventh Serious Case Group was almost disbanded. Zuo Luo was appointed to become the leader of the Seventh Group at the critical moment. He recruited Su Cheng with the mercury retrograde plan and worked together sincerely to learn from each other's strengths and rebuild the glory of the Seventh Group. But as a criminal, will Su Cheng really help Zuo Luo? Comprehensive layout, whimsical ideas, strange cases, and technological crimes. The mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole stalks behind. Win or lose is just a matter of thought. This book shows the friendship between men walking on the edge of life and death. The term "thief policeman" comes from books such as Water Margin, which is an alarm for the incoming thieves. They are neither thieves nor policemen, nor are they policemen who are very thieves. 10X VIP completed copies, credibility guaranteed.
Faced with gang-oriented, overseas, and highly intelligent criminal attacks and revenge, the Seventh Serious Case Group was almost disbanded. Zuo Luo was appointed to become the leader of the Seventh Group at the critical moment. He recruited Su Cheng with the mercury retrograde plan and worked together sincerely to learn from each other's strengths and rebuild the glory of the Seventh Group. But as a criminal, will Su Cheng really help Zuo Luo? Comprehensive layout, whimsical ideas, strange cases, and technological crimes. The mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole stalks behind. Win or lose is just a matter of thought. This book shows the friendship between men walking on the edge of life and death. The term "thief policeman" comes from books such as Water Margin, which is an alarm for the incoming thieves. They are neither thieves nor policemen, nor are they policemen who are very thieves. 10X VIP completed copies, credibility guaranteed.
Personally, I highly recommend Xiada Urban Detective Flow: A rare story that touches on social phenomena Open up a new perspective for you to see the world
30The Most Immortal Journey
Xianxia最仙遊
Shrimp Write
Those who can understand the way of heaven may not understand the human heart. Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even in heaven. If everyone does nothing, has no competition, no desire and no hope, everything will be like stagnant water. Cultivation as an immortal is inherently contrary to nature. It is human nature to have seven emotions and six desires. So what if you forget your emotions and have no desires and become an immortal? It is not as good as a rotten tree, but you can still feel the coldness of the wind and frost, and it is full of spring. In order to seek the great road, we abandon our emotions and desires, but we don't know that seeking the great road is desire.
Those who can understand the way of heaven may not understand the human heart. Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even in heaven. If everyone does nothing, has no competition, no desire and no hope, everything will be like stagnant water. Cultivation as an immortal is inherently contrary to nature. It is human nature to have seven emotions and six desires. So what if you forget your emotions and have no desires and become an immortal? It is not as good as a rotten tree, but you can still feel the coldness of the wind and frost, and it is full of spring. In order to seek the great road, we abandon our emotions and desires, but we don't know that seeking the great road is desire.
It is a rare fairy tale novel that touches on the core issue of why one should cultivate immortality. It is thought-provoking to read. The writing is excellent. Not only does the protagonist have a rich personality, but the other supporting villains also have their own characteristics. The most important protagonist is not omnipotent, but only has one skill. With a single female protagonist, you may not be able to tell who will become the female protagonist until the end. It's really exciting.
31Immortality
Xianxia长生不死
Watch Chess
Mortal articles: In order to seek immortality and plot the world! I, Zhongshan, want to establish the supreme dynasty, collect the world's luck, wash away my own karma, and thus resist the power of heaven, create the world, and live forever. One destiny, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulated yin virtues and five merits! For longevity. Those who cultivate fame will establish a celestial dynasty and collect the world's luck! Those who cultivate Yin virtue will create a holy place and accumulate immeasurable merit! Those who practice Feng Shui are even able to communicate between the Yin and Yang worlds and take advantage of the power of heaven and earth! Luck cultivator,............! Those who cultivate life,............! －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ Immortal Chapter: Ask the world, who can live forever~~~~~~~~~~!
Mortal articles: In order to seek immortality and plot the world! I, Zhongshan, want to establish the supreme dynasty, collect the world's luck, wash away my own karma, and thus resist the power of heaven, create the world, and live forever. One destiny, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulated yin virtues and five merits! For longevity. Those who cultivate fame will establish a celestial dynasty and collect the world's luck! Those who cultivate Yin virtue will create a holy place and accumulate immeasurable merit! Those who practice Feng Shui are even able to communicate between the Yin and Yang worlds and take advantage of the power of heaven and earth! Luck cultivator,............! Those who cultivate life,............! －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ Immortal Chapter: Ask the world, who can live forever~~~~~~~~~~!
Completed. The layout is magnificent, and people come here to cultivate immortality. The plot is rigorous, and you can become a king against the odds. The story is great and everyone becomes a dragon.
32I Am Antivirus Software
Xuanhuan我是杀毒软件
Lazy Bird
I walk between darkness and light, killing is my best friend, evil is my servant, the bones turn into my scepter, the blood dyes my cloak red, wherever the cold wings pass, the cry of death will shake the heaven and the earth! I am the god of death and also an anti-virus software. (The new book "National Expedition: Saving the Immortal World" is officially uploaded. We sincerely ask for your support) (Group: 215053774)
I walk between darkness and light, killing is my best friend, evil is my servant, the bones turn into my scepter, the blood dyes my cloak red, wherever the cold wings pass, the cry of death will shake the heaven and the earth! I am the god of death and also an anti-virus software. (The new book "National Expedition: Saving the Immortal World" is officially uploaded. We sincerely ask for your support) (Group: 215053774)
A space infinite flow novel disguised as anti-virus software. The new outerwear always has some refreshing settings, the story is passionate enough, and the plot rhythm is well controlled without being boring. The courage to face death in those life-or-death moments is truly thought-provoking. Yes, follow the mortals and rebel against the immortals. In other words, you should take life and death lightly and do it if you don't accept it.
33Battle of the Avenues
Xianxia大道争锋
Misguided Person
The new book "Xuanhun Daozhang" has been released! ... ... Don't fall into reincarnation and enter the great thousand, A message from the heart is in the human world. I am willing to kill thousands of calamities with one sword, Replace ruthlessness with love! ... ... Ordinary book club group: Dao Zhengfeng (217929481) (old group) Mingcang Sect (124680866) (old group) ... ...
The new book "Xuanhun Daozhang" has been released! ... ... Don't fall into reincarnation and enter the great thousand, A message from the heart is in the human world. I am willing to kill thousands of calamities with one sword, Replace ruthlessness with love! ... ... Ordinary book club group: Dao Zhengfeng (217929481) (old group) Mingcang Sect (124680866) (old group) ... ...
There are few fine works of Xianxia that do not fall into the clichés. The scene is magnificent and the world view is vivid. The logic is rigorous and the fairy spirit is strong. It describes the struggle on the road of seeking. Of course, the most important thing is that after reading this work, you will find that those funny and pretentious fairy tales written by so-called great gods are simply bullshit.
34Xuanjingsi
Xuanhuan玄镜司
Sword Dance Show
This is the world closest to the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and all creatures in this world must come here before reincarnation. The past life and the present life are closely intertwined here. Every living being has an associated soul tool, and the type of soul tool is determined by the things that impressed the most in the previous life. Angels, demons, phoenix dragons, monsters Ultraman! Frying spoon and kitchen knife, abacus writing brush, mahjong playing cards! The rare book of Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, the unique book of Sunflower Book, and the hardcover version of the actor's self-cultivation! There is no such thing as the most rubbish soul tool, only the most rubbish user! Gu Chen: "Life and death are endless reincarnations. If we live, who will die?" Meng Xiao: "You have no control over life, and you have to settle your accounts after death. Good people go to the left, evil people go to the right. I said so!" (Non-double protagonist)
This is the world closest to the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and all creatures in this world must come here before reincarnation. The past life and the present life are closely intertwined here. Every living being has an associated soul tool, and the type of soul tool is determined by the things that impressed the most in the previous life. Angels, demons, phoenix dragons, monsters Ultraman! Frying spoon and kitchen knife, abacus writing brush, mahjong playing cards! The rare book of Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, the unique book of Sunflower Book, and the hardcover version of the actor's self-cultivation! There is no such thing as the most rubbish soul tool, only the most rubbish user! Gu Chen: "Life and death are endless reincarnations. If we live, who will die?" Meng Xiao: "You have no control over life, and you have to settle your accounts after death. Good people go to the left, evil people go to the right. I said so!" (Non-double protagonist)
Uncanny imaginative settings and thoughtful story logic. The special settings of various soul tools are always refreshing. Of course, the most important thing is that after watching Xuanjingsi, you will understand that Xueba is really a creature that defies heaven.
35Mahasabha
Xianxia大圣传
Dream Teller
The supreme one among demons is called the "Great Sage". The young man left the mountain village and traveled around the world, step by step into legend and became a myth. VIP group: 102407797 (full subscription required) Ordinary group: 128914315
The supreme one among demons is called the "Great Sage". The young man left the mountain village and traveled around the world, step by step into legend and became a myth. VIP group: 102407797 (full subscription required) Ordinary group: 128914315
The young man rises from the mountains, with the green mountains as his name and Xiao An as his companion. The battle scenes are passionate and magnificent, and the emotional descriptions are delicate and moving. I love Xiao An very much.