[Vicious Tongue-in-cheek] Long Commentary List!

This book is good! But today I will not evaluate this book, but the author as a person. This author has vests on many websites, and the most commonly used vest is "guazi".

A two-dimensional god-level fan author. The writing is sophisticated, the routines are ruthless, and it's a novice's style, suitable for all ages. Overall, it's not bad, but there are a lot of bad points. In order to show off, regardless of the occasion, I have to forcefully pretend to be awesome when walking on the road, I have to forcefully pretend to be awesome when I go to school, and I have to forcefully pretend to be awesome when I go home. Then the supporting characters or passers-by looked shocked, horrified, and horrified. The novice style and vocabulary that seemed like a renaissance made me feel embarrassed and sick. Ye Nan Tingfeng became famous after "Zhen Escape". After that, he wrote pirates, variety comics, and original works. Except for original works that hit the street, other books have more or less achieved some success, but his style has also begun to become more and more novice, maybe because he has figured out the routines of the online novel market. The foundation is good, but the layout is too small. Maybe I will be confined to the small world of fandom my whole life and never be able to break out. Disappointment.

A very beautiful book. Shen Yong type. The word "Gou" runs through the whole text. ...

With all due respect, I have never seen such an embarrassing novel. It is like a composition written by a junior high school student. It is full of awkward conversations and inexplicable psychological activities, which shows that the protagonists have low IQs. Every sentence of the author can give people goosebumps. The writing is a mess. The details and characterization of the characters are rigid and monotonous. The layout may seem large, but in the author's writing it looks pitifully small. It's like the earth is used as the background but most of the book only describes the small apartment where he lives, and he doesn't even know what the surrounding environment is. Speaking of its advantages, it's not that there are none. It's an old-fashioned story where a sister has a house and her parents are dead, and the protagonist travels through time and sends cheats. But the author only wrote the meaning, and every blessing would be followed by orgasms one after another, which made me feel embarrassed and sick. Reading this book feels like going back to the time when Xiaobai's erotic literature was popular ten years ago, and it is full of blunt eroticism. Please~ It's already 0202, and this kind of book can become popular. What is this, a Renaissance? Incomprehensible, incomprehensible. I endured the toxicity and read 20 chapters, and then I died from the poison. Nine Star Poison Milk lives up to its name. His fairy grass is my poison. ... I heard that the reason why Internet scams are so low-level is to screen the victims. I tell you clearly that I am a liar and I want to defraud you of your money. If you are smart, don't come. I can't scold you. Perhaps, this type of white text is the same. Through the outrageous writing style and plot, readers who are suitable for it are selected, and then they are addicted to the boundless meaning and cannot extricate themselves. Surprisingly, most people like this. ...

Wow, there are a lot of gambling points in the first three chapters, and they are the kind of poisonous points that can't be looked at directly. The protagonist is forced to pretend to be cool and gets slapped in the face. He is arrogant and like a bitch, has poor quality, the goddess backs up, and the supporting characters are stupid. Can this book be a big seller at Qidian? Could it be that we, the flower-growing tribe, have eaten too much diggy, poisonous milk, and sudan h, and have a high resistance to gambling, so we can eat it with gusto even if it is shi? That's it? That's it? ! ! Sometimes I feel that a certain point is really not as good as Fei Lu, at least the ones there are pure and refreshing articles, simple and unpretentious, unlike the ones here, which are both a b and a son and a memorial arch, treating the readers as a must (but some people just buy it). Disgusting! ...

Mushroom's new book, Conventional addition book list. Everyone please collect it, This one is very dramatic. ... I just discovered it today (December 28). After reading the first three chapters, I was shocked. There is something in this book, absolutely. It needs to be cool and exciting, and it needs to be plotted and dramatic. Slightly radio-type, this is Mushroom's unique style, serious and funny, with tricky and wonderful angles, humorous yet connotative. I have a feeling this book will be a hit! Of course, Mushroom's style has a limited audience, so it's difficult to become popular, but it's easy to become a high-quality product. Come on, Ollie! ... I have read the latest chapter (2.5W). I feel comfortable but also uncomfortable at the same time. My balls are not satisfied and I want to read more! This book belongs to the work of a scholar. But it is different from traditional Xueba-style works. I can't tell you what the specific difference is, but it always gives people a very powerful feeling. There are pretentiousness and slaps in the face. Frankly speaking, I personally think it is a bit cliché, but thanks to Mushroom's writing skills, these plots seem so joyful and silly. Like previous books, this book incorporates a large number of popular memes, making people smile knowingly. Mushroom is also very good at writing funny articles in this book, and it is a serious comedy. From the perspective of the protagonist, it feels normal, but from the perspective of the reader, his ideas are very strange. Sometimes the apparently serious plot will suddenly make you burst into laughter. This is where the power of mushrooms lies. Mushroom belongs to Lao Poujie. Every time he writes one or two inexplicable books. After he fails, he has no choice but to compromise with the market and write one or two articles to cater to the market. After making a profit, he starts to write articles about the market. ... (February 13) Have seen the chapters before this book hits the shelves. It feels like the quality is much worse than previous books. This book is the product of Mushroom's compromise with the market, and it is mixed with many common cool writing routines. I don't dislike these routines, I just feel that the mushrooms are awkward in their characterization. It's really embarrassing. I thought it was interesting when I first watched it, but as the plot progressed, it became increasingly boring. Just like those short micro-movies on Douyin and Kuaishou. Poor acting, earthy lines, and the same BGM that has remained unchanged for thousands of years... It has everything that should be cool. But it's boring and nutritious. I'm no longer interested. I hope Mushroom's book will do well, otherwise continuing to be an eunuch will disappoint the readers who have always supported him. See you next time. ... ...

Mushroom's new book, Conventional addition book list. Don't expect it, everyone. This guy is a eunuch. ... Okay, serious review, I have read the latest chapter of this book (there are only 4 chapters so far, and the length of each chapter of Mushroom is as short as his little Jiji). The feeling of the first four chapters is that there is no feeling, it is quite satisfactory. On a perfect score of 10, it would be 8 points for jokes, 5 points for plot, and 1 point for fun. In short, it's not that exciting. After all, online articles are fast-food entertainment products, and the market is centered around cool articles. If there is no coolness, there will be no selling point. If there is no selling point, there will be no money. I have seen a lot of self-entertaining authors, but not many people can persevere, and those who can survive are even rarer. Those who can defy the will of heaven and become gods. The only ones I know of are Wang Yu, the author of the biography of a mortal cultivating immortality, and his big eyes. These people are only a minority, and they are based on their outstanding talents and endless capital. As for mushrooms... Emmm... Mushroom is a good author, but he has already published several books, mostly because his grades are too low to make a living. As for the reason... It's partly because of poor writing, but mainly because his books are almost not enjoyable. Mushroom's style can't be said to be unique at the starting point, but he also has a strong personal style, leaning towards the radio type. He likes those who catch his eye and sneers at those who don't. ... Let's talk about this book again. The subject matter is average, and the world view is only the tip of the iceberg, but it is not very attractive. The characterization is still the same, and the style is fun and sarcastic. Personally, I am not very optimistic about this book, and I have a hunch that I will pounce on it. Hope it's poisonous milk. ... Okay, no more poisonous milk. This book is really awesome, earlier than I expected! But this is also expected. If Mushroom has another book, I will still spray it! ...

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Liu Xia waved the new book and read it.

This book belongs to the spiritual recovery genre. What can I say, this is a cool book. Even though it's very popular, I still have to complain about it. As a cool novel, it has many shortcomings, even more than the shortcomings of most cool essays. Generally, cool articles will go straight to the topic at the beginning and try to present all the important things to the readers, but this book does the opposite and throws all its poisonous points in the readers' faces. For example, when it creates an imaginary world view, the setting is as follows: 1. This is a world of warriors; 2. You cannot open a company or be a civil servant without becoming a warrior. The upper management of all companies in the world are warriors, and those who work in national institutions are also warriors. In other words, force value = business ability, force value = management ability; There are many settings like this. When I read the first ten chapters, I felt that my IQ and more than 20 years of logical thinking were being rubbed crazily by this book. This is a major feature of Shuangwen. It lowers your IQ and replaces your logical thinking. If you don't accept it, it will be as uncomfortable as eating shit. If you accept it, you will enjoy double the pleasure. The pace at the beginning of this book is very slow, and any trivial and insignificant things can be described in detail by the author in words. In terms of characters, the protagonist, a time traveler who has lived for more than thirty years, behaves more like an immature giant baby. The various childish behaviors and psychological descriptions made me extremely embarrassed. After putting aside these poisonous points, this book is a textbook-level enjoyable article. To be honest, when reading this book, if you can survive chapter 20, congratulations, you have gained a super enjoyable book. If you can't survive chapter 20, don't force it and read another book. Maybe this type of book is not suitable for you. ... Well~ this book is just about venomous remarks, so it's okay to be a little more cheerful. Maybe it's an exaggeration, but if I don't say it's an exaggeration, I'm afraid you won't believe that this book is really poisonous. If the book "Global High Martial Arts" was written by someone other than an eagle eating chicken, and it was a new author with no reputation, I'm afraid it would be a problem to even sign a contract with such a vicious beginning, right? ...

Transformed into a new work by the master of literature, Drunk, Lying and Smiling. The last book was The Eunuch, so I'll stay on the sidelines for this one.

Ye Nan Tingfeng's new work. It is still a familiar novel style, but the author can be considered a leader in the fandom world. He has a good control over the rhythm and plot. Those who like exciting pirate fandoms should not miss it. The lower limit of fan fiction is low, and the upper limit is also low. However, in recent years, many fan works have exceeded the upper limit. For example, the first work under the pseudonym Fengshen, "Naruto: The Strongest Escape", had an initial order of 8,000 or 9,000. I forgot, but the average order later seems to have reached 20,000. It has been in the top ten of the sales list all year round, beating all the great gods. This book can be said to be a milestone work in the Qidian fandom area. It makes everyone in Qidian understand that fandoms can have over 10,000 orders per fan, and fandoms can also dominate the charts. Furthermore, there is Li Siyang's "The Living Naruto". This book is also a milestone work. It is the only fan fiction book with over 10,000 first-order orders. On the day it was put on the shelves, it received the strongest recommendation from Qidian, the recommendation when the client was opened (I don't know what it was called). At the time, this was a recommendation that only authors above the master level had the opportunity to get. I didn't expect that a fanfic could get such treatment. Later I heard that the book's sales exceeded 30,000 yuan, which is simply a miraculous work in the Qidian fandom. Although there are many fine works of fan fiction since then, few of them have caused a sensation. I don't know if Fengshen's book can create another miracle. Expect! ! ...

Such poor writing and character-destroying plot can actually be read by thousands of people. . I'm sore! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) In a chat group work, the protagonist accidentally gets a chat group, which contains big-name figures from all over the world, such as Xiao Longnu, Li Xunhuan, and the Moon Worshiping Cult Master. But the protagonist is extremely talented, and he blends into the group without any surprise. He seems to be possessed by the author without knowing anything. The first thing he does when he joins the group is to act awkward. The big guys in the group actually accepted the protagonist's pretense as a matter of course. As expected, the big guys who were able to get into this group were on par with the protagonist in terms of IQ. There are no surprises in the plot. He just uses his foresight to deceive and trick the big guys into giving him benefits. The protagonist seems to have an aura of intelligence. As soon as he opens his mouth, the bosses will listen to him as if they are mentally retarded. The characters in the original work have completely collapsed. Li Xunhuan, who is both civilized and military, has turned into a big idiot. The villain, the Moon Worshiping Cult Master Hui, is ashamed of his cunning and cunning. Ancient Three Tong has transformed into a licking dog, Yan Lingji has become a little watch, and the holy and intelligent little dragon girl has become Aqua. This book is more like the style of Feilu in terms of writing style and plot. I have seen several books in Feilu. But what is unexpected is that this book was able to achieve such amazing results at the beginning. The first order exceeded 10,000, and the average order has reached 20,000. . Okay, I admit I am sour. Sometimes I don't quite understand why this type of short-form writing is so popular, even though it's clearly written in a nonsensical way, but a lot of people are following it. . Maybe modern people have too much pressure in life and are in urgent need of some simple and refreshing things to relieve stress. Just as the LOL game is so popular, it cannot make as much money as the mobile game King Pesticide. The quality of Blizzard's games is so high, and the total income after more than ten years is not as good as that of King Pesticide, which has only been in operation for a few years. The genuine chicken game is not as popular as a pirated exciting battlefield. Why? Because these gadgets are simple and have low operating thresholds, you can enjoy doubled pleasure without spending too much energy and brainpower. This aspect is not limited to novels and games, but also applies to movies and television. Movies like Mary Sue's money-worshiping shows off her wealth in her childhood can gross over 100 million, and Douyin and Kuaishou's earthy videos can go viral all over the Internet. . They generally meet the above conditions, are simple and brainless, and are full of yy. Whether you admit it or not, this is the trend today. ...

Cecilia potatoes. A genius author who created countless routines. A milestone figure in the history of Internet literature. The leader of cool writing routines. It has always been copied, but never surpassed. An unscrupulous operator, even he himself is plagiarizing his own books (three consecutive books have the same routine and the same plot, which is considered plagiarism⑧?? Emmm...). The most amazing and disappointing author. In order to make money, Xin Shu keeps repeating the routine of fighting and breaking. Horribly real!

As we all know, Shuangwen has several characteristics, including fast pace, clear plot, and densely packed refreshing points. This book contains almost all the advantages of a good novel. The author has grasped the plot and rhythm quite well. Do you think I'm bragging about this book? Okay, I'm going to promote first and then suppress. Next, I will criticize this book, or this type of mindless and cool articles. This kind of fast-paced and refreshing article has a common shortcoming, which is the lack of logic. To what extent is it lacking? For example, in normal people's thinking, 1+1=2, and it will first change this logic to 1+1=3.14159262... To put it simply, secretly replace your logical concepts. After you accept its logic, you will naturally fall into a series of weird and exciting points set by the author. If you can't accept it, you will sneer at it. If you accept it, you will be like watching the earthy videos on Douyin and Kuaishou. Even if they are nutritious, you just can't stop. The consequences of this forced substitution of concepts and logic can easily result in the whole text being weak in the middle period and completely collapsed in the later period. But this is no longer important to the author. His purpose has been achieved: to attract readers with intensive exciting points in the early stage and make readers stick to the book. In the middle and later stages, he will use infinitely repeated plots to support readers. After squeezing all the value of the book, he will end it forcefully and change to another book using the same routine with different themes to continue to make money...

The new book Seedlings is quite interesting in its setting.

Come, come, let's take a look. This book is good, very good. But. . The author is a younger brother! ! Recently, this wise author didn't know whether he had water in his head or was caught by the toilet seat. He stopped updating for no reason, and suddenly came back a few days later. Then he revealed that he was scolding the editor and doxxing other authors (that is, Xun Qingteng, the author of National Spy Movie). He also said that he would find someone to look for Qingteng in reality. Died together with Xun Ivy. Do you think this is stupid? The reason is actually that this guy suspects that Xun Qingteng is cheating? WTF? Do you suspect someone is cheating on your votes? You want to kill someone else's home address, and you want to die with them? As a melon-eater, I cannot understand the behavior of this wise author at all. Even if someone really cheats, it just proves that they are rich and willful and will hinder your football career? Moreover, this guy couldn't provide any practical evidence when questioning others' pranking. Instead, he revealed that he had issued a monthly ticket red envelope of 400,000 RMB. Do you think this guy is smart? You've already given out 400,000 monthly tickets in red envelopes, and you still have the nerve to tell people to cheat on you? Is it stupid? And forget about the doubts, forget about the lack of evidence. After three months, you suddenly stopped updating. When you came back, you inexplicably said that you had doxxed another author's address, and you still wanted to die with them in reality? Brother, brother, you write so well, why are you so wise? First of all, it is against the law for you to kill someone else, and secondly, you said in front of tens of thousands of readers that you would die with them. Isn't this obviously asking for death? Believe it or not, Police C is sitting at Xun Qingteng's house waiting for you to come to your door? Another client is looking for Qingteng. Although he was slandered, had his home address doxed, and was bombarded by other fans in the book review section, Xun Qingteng did not defend or fight back, and only asked the administrator to help deal with these fans who were looking for trouble. This kind of attitude of being unfazed by trouble is really admirable. On the other hand, the guy next door is smart and behaves like an immature brother. (Yes, I am a big fan of Uncle Teng. I had never even read Uncle Teng's book before yesterday, but after learning the whole story, I became a fan of the air conditioner and turned a fan of Uncle Teng. If you want to know the whole story, you only need to go to the pirated website and read the deleted single chapter of the author of House of Horror. He is really a younger brother.)

Kurotsuchi's new book, mark it with an eye.

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