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"I thought of a question." "?" "Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside." "??" "The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?" "???" It's just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo. This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.

The physical book "Xinglin" of Jiuxing Poison Milk is now on sale. It is available on Taobao, Tmall and JD. Com. Just search for "Xinglin". Thank you for your support. Also: The new book "Lord of Nine Stars" is fat and ready to be slaughtered! ... Introduction to this book: This is a parallel world full of star power. Star maps, star skills, star pets, and star warriors are very popular. Jiang Xiao, who came through the soul, contained a strange internal star map in his body, and became a rare medical awakener. He originally wanted to be a happy support, but he was called a poisonous bastard by everyone. All this story begins with that slap... **Relaxing and funny, welcome to join in. ** V group (requires full fan value subscription): 872611742 This book is also called "The Star Comes"

My name is Li Yao, and I'm in a panic right now. I received a message from my deceased best friend. Although she was a girl who played well with me and was very handsome, I should still panic. Later, her best friend said that she traveled through time and became a mage... I know, I might have to post it. ... Li Yao: "Why is it that the pleasing familiar you promised is still a dark monster?! I want a return, I tell you!" Lin Xiaowei: "Get out!" Li Yao: "Okay!" Book club: Best friend chat group: 390247839 (the group is full Best friend chat group: 205276702 (the second group is full) Best friend reminder group: 726620619 (three groups can be added)

[A Kung Pao Chicken that doesn't look good] Ever since Jiang Feng accidentally discovered that he could actually see the notes on the dishes cooked by his father, his life had undergone earth-shaking changes. ... 1. This game has a high degree of freedom, players are welcome to explore on their own. 2. This game will not interfere with any of the players' choices. Players are asked to work hard to unlock achievements. 3. All interpretations belong to the game. General group: 781556033 New V group: 483090458

Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. ...

This is the story of a crazy lich who brings a game system to harm the entire world. "Look at today's daily life... It's another cheating choice. Destroy any town with more than 30,000 people, and you will be rewarded with 10,000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipops, and you will be rewarded with 1 point. If both are not completed, then 2 points will be deducted." "Bah! You think I'm stupid. I really destroyed a town. I'm sure to spawn an epic medieval paladin group to attack me. I'll make some money and spend nothing. I'd better be my lollipop thief." Enough of being a notorious lich, who says lichs can't be good people? I must defeat this damn system and become a good and upright person.

"Cheap Finger System? Do you think I'm a fool? Is there any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?" "No, I am the whispering chaos in the void, the most feared nightmare of all creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister." "... I only have one sister, no elder sister!" "No, you do. I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."

"The sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword awakens in response to the call. Let me ask you, are you my mount?" Public fan base: 633948707

Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book club group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2:168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3:165210665 (new) Jiuzhou No.1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

There is such a systematic dispute hidden in the sleeping night of the world that gives people various abilities. "Congratulations, you have obtained SSS-level capabilities." The sound of the system is amazing Just Fangran... He slammed the magic book in his hand to the ground! Swear loudly! "Fuck your sister's Clow card! I'm not a magical girl!" "The promised immortality and body refining, ancient martial arts and fighting spirit! Where are the alchemy, witchcraft, and magical powers!?" "Kamita Infinite Flow has a cool start, and then gains the power of a magical girl!"

Elena Kaslana, half-blood Veela, danger level: [Extremely lethal] She eliminated thousands of years of disputes between houses and made Hogwarts a holy place. She has saved countless endangered magical animals and enhanced the understanding between humans and nature. She promotes the fusion of magic and non-magic, finding a balance between the two. She has countless dazzling titles - the eldest sister of Hogwarts, the Lord of Gringotts, the Third Dark Lord, the apex predator, the enemy of the Scottish round-faced chicken, the chief special chef... In her growth experience, there are countless bright names, Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander... --Let's interview Dumbledore. "Hello, can you share some stories about Ms. Kaslana at school?" Albus: I feel so tired and want to retire. Dumbledore: Quick... Quick, I need a quick-acting heart-saving pill! [Caution, female protagonist]