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Stripping (??? Level): Take away other people's abilities. Yang Xi felt helpless, the world was targeting him. He was just a salty fish who stood up to save his sister, but in the end he shouldered the fate of the entire future of mankind. The ruling organization was just established to conceal its identity, but it has developed into a giant force spanning countless planes. The [Exercise] power that was casually thrown to my younger brother was developed by him into the most powerful divine body in all time... This book was once titled "What is it like to be stronger than Saitama?", Also known as "I Can't Have That Many Vests" and "How to Build a Large Organization Across Ten Thousand Realms".

I am a physical cultivator, specializing in the physical body. People in the world call me a bulldozer! I once dominated an era and established an extremely glorious family. Breaking all laws with one force is actually talking about me! After my death, my physical body survived for thousands of years, but a group of unfilial descendants ripped me out of the coffin and used my physical body to ward off disasters and destroy enemies... "My ancestors, the Red Whale Gang is coming to kill us. The elders can't stop us. I'd like to lend you your old body!" "Forgive me, ancestor, but the Tianjian Sect is coming again. The clan leader was beaten until he vomited blood. I have to use your old body to block him!" Until one day... "It's too troublesome to dig out the remains of our ancestors and bury them every time. Why don't we sacrifice our ancestors and turn them into our clan's battle puppets?" "For the sake of the family, I believe that our ancestors have spirits in heaven and will forgive us..." "I can't forgive!" These unfilial descendants deserve to be beaten! This day. I was so angry that I came back from the dead and opened the coffin board... ... This is a positive story about an ancestor who has been dead for thousands of years and made great contributions to human civilization. He was so angry that a group of unscrupulous descendants opened his coffin and died. He then resurrected and continued to shine, make contributions and educate future generations to respect the elderly and love the young and work hard for the peace of the human universe.

System diary. In 213, I suddenly found that something was not right with the host I was bound to. Although we still cooperated happily, and the host cooperated with me very well. In 217, the host inexplicably and easily killed the existence that I judged to be invincible. In 219, I discovered traces left by other systems on the host, and I tried to decipher the information hidden in the traces. In the same year, the information was cracked and the information obtained after sorting is as follows: Run! He is not human! I seemed to understand something, but at this moment, I clearly felt that the host was different from the past. I have uncontrollable and abnormal fear. I... The diary came to an abrupt end.

Reborn in the ancient times before the Conferred Gods War, Li Changshou became a small Qi practitioner. He had no luck and was not destined to be a catastrophic child. He only had a dream of immortality. In order to be able to settle down and live in the cruel prehistoric world, he worked hard not to be implicated in cause and effect. He would always be ashes when he killed someone. He planned everything before he did anything and never stepped into danger easily. He hides his trump cards, practices escape techniques, refines erysipelas, and masters magical powers. He is immobile and as steady as an old dog. His movements are earth-shattering, and he quietly leaves after doing so. Originally, Li Changshou's plan was that he would hide in the mountains and cultivate and become an immortal without incident. Until one year, his senior teacher was very thoughtful and brought him back a junior sister... [PS: No new groups will be opened for the time being. Group 5 (1098711961) Group 1 (474095492) Group 2 (836797636) Group 3 (398929196) Group 4 (1071059242) will be implemented to the end and you can cultivate immortality easily!

There is no system, no grandfather, no talent, only three years left to live, and he cannot learn any martial arts... Yan Ning originally thought it was a bloody waste material flow, but after getting full of hatred, he found that there were no plug-ins and no other way. He could only embark on a road that no one had ever walked before - creation! In front of Lanruo Temple, after memorizing a sutra, a white snake transformed on the spot, taking off its demonic body and transcending the six realms of reincarnation! Under the Flame Mountain, colorful auspicious clouds were aroused, a ray of light fell from the sky, the stone cracked, and a monkey flew out of the stone! On the stage of the Conferment of Gods, Yan Ning, holding the Book of Heaven in his hand, looked at the familiar mythical characters in front of him: Nie Xiaoqian, Bai Suzhen, Sun Wukong, Bull Demon King, Nezha, Jiang Ziya, Jin Chanzi... There are no myths in this world, but they will be there when I come! (Non-serious mythology!) Reader communication++VIP book club group: 450416188 (full subscription required), ordinary group 1: 392767347, ordinary group 2: 1030301711

The Zhenhe map that travels through the land of China has a game description column in everything you look at. Don't look at anything else but look at your own attributes first - chance 99! That's it, He Tu felt that he was definitely the son of destiny, and every peach picked up on the ground was a flat peach falling from the sky! You don't need to practice, you can eat rice for more than ten years and become a Daluo Jinxian, a weirdo in the world and so on. Until twenty years later, when he saw his own realm data [Qi training period (8585520\u002F????)] And the 999th Purple Thunder Tribulation brewing above his head, he couldn't help but fall into deep contemplation-- Can you let me break through first?

"This game was developed by the R&D Department and was released for internal testing on December 1, 2019. It is expected to be officially released for public testing in February next year. Players please do not misunderstand. Although this game is 100% realistic, it is actually just an ordinary virtual game." "But some players have reported that the abilities in the game can be brought into reality...?" "This is one of the results of the R&D department." "The characters in the game don't look like NPCs at all. They seem to be intelligent?" "This is one of the results of the R&D department." "But this is a mobile game. Can mobile games also play virtual reality?" "This is one of the results of the R&D department." "..." Watching the press conference on TV, Gu Moli threw his phone to the ground. "I believe you ghost!" "There is definitely something wrong with this game!!!"

My name is Xia Fan, the Xia of summer, the mortal descended from the gods. You must not laugh at what I am going to say next. I've traveled through time. But I hid in the mountains and lived in seclusion for ten years. Ten years! A whole ten years! In the past ten years, I have not dared to leave. Do you know how I have lived these ten years? I have been practicing hard in the mountains every day for the past ten years. I don't want to prove how powerful I am, I just want to tell others. Don't mess with me! I'm super fierce!

Lu Changsheng felt very sad. Travel through the world of Xianxia and have a protagonist's face. His extraordinary temperament captivates all sentient beings. Breaking through the realm can attract strange phenomena from heaven and earth. Reciting a poem will startle the world's literati. A few random quotes from the Tao Te Ching, Zhuangzi, and Huang Ting Jing will cause flowers to fall from the sky, thousands of feet of rays of light, and mythical beasts to offer auspicious gifts. Go out and practice casually. The mount will come to you uninvited, and the magic weapon will appear every ten steps. However, under this setting. Lu Changsheng couldn't believe that he was mediocre in cultivation. ----- This book is also known as "Obviously the protagonist is set up, but he is a waste of practice", "Why am I so handsome and such a waste of practice, and you are so ugly and so good in practice", "I don't want to live this handsome life for a day" The new book "Do Some People Really Think It's Difficult to Cultivate Immortality?" Has been released!

Since being possessed by the Lazy God and having an infinite amount of energy in his body, Nan Ming has become lazy... Everything you do consumes energy. It's so heartbreaking to be lazy! Take two steps and the wasted energy can turn your flashlight into a laser sword. Sweeping the floor, the wasted energy can turn the voice assistant into artificial intelligence. Carrying a bucket of water, the wasted energy can turn the quadcopter into an invincible flying robot. In addition to food, energy also needs to be supplemented by various positive energies. Sense of achievement, satisfaction, happiness... In order to collect more energy, Nan Ming started his dream life as a lazy and helpful boy. The most luxurious thing in the world is walking down the long street with you.

I'm so unlucky, really When others travel through time, I can only be transported through time. When people pick up girls, I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and there is no shortage of cultivation, time travel, city, and love. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."

What can a mechanical repairman do, research, modify, and come up with fantastic ideas? What can a mecha warrior do, mecha combat, exquisite operations, and strange punches and tricks? What can a special scout do, go deep behind enemy lines, fight with bare hands, defeat the enemy with one move, disguise, sneak, and snipe? What can a military staff officer do, deduce battle situations, plan actions, and win by surprise? A genius who can combine three professions into one, and is even proficient in psychology, deception, and assassin disguise. But he is a cowardly, mean and despicable fat man. What will this strange guy do when he's forced into a war? Will he be a hero or a bear?

This is a game beyond dimensions. It is also a race for truth. The unknown seal, the gamble between ghosts and gods... The struggle of data, the salvation of mankind... In that virtual world connected to reality - consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, throw away your fear. Get rid of your selfish thoughts, doubts and rejections... Free your mind. Welcome to the horror paradise. The physical book of "Thriller Paradise" is now availableㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

A person struggling to survive alone in a foreign country has never forgotten his roots in Yanguo. He always strengthens his faith, seeks a path to self-improvement, and finally fights for his own career in a foreign country.

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Reborn in a different world similar to Earth, I had a search engine in my mind for no reason. His works "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" and "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang" revitalized martial arts novels. His works "Sherlock Holmes" and "Murder on the Orient Express" are regarded as classics by many detective fans. His works "The Story of a Mortal Cultivating Immortality" and "Fights Break the Sphere" have been on the monthly voting list for consecutive years. His book "Human Weakness" has sold 90 million copies worldwide and was named "the most wonderful book besides the Bible" by the New York Times. The "Robot Series" he wrote created the famous "Three Laws of Robotics", which is known as the science fiction bible. His works "Chameleon", "A Bowl of Soba Soba", "The Last Lesson", etc. Have been selected as Chinese textbooks many times. His famous works such as "The Da Vinci Code" and "Pride and Prejudice" have been adapted into movies many times. He has written countless classic songs, countless classic scripts, and drawn countless passionate comics. "His birth is the greatest thing in the history of the world since God created mankind. If his brain is exchanged for the same value, the gold coins obtained can buy the entire United States. He is the well-deserved king of the world!" - "Times"