The Ghost Husband Clings to Me: Give Birth to a Little Ghost

I'm the unluckiest yin-yang master ever. Getting haunted by vengeful ghosts every other day would be bad enough, but one day a basketball turns into a human head, the next noodles turn into intestines, and then a ghost sleeps with me. Good grief, could you at least show some respect for my profession? They say saving a ghost's life is worth more than building a seven-story pagoda, but I end up giving birth to a little ghost baby with one quick thrust. That's bad enough, but now I'm haunted by two ghosts. When the big ghost gets hungry, he comes to me: “Lie down, quick. Your husband needs to be satisfied before he can exorcise demons and earn money for formula.” When the little ghost gets hungry, she comes to me too: “Mommy's so unfair! Why don't you make Daddy drink formula? I want milk too...” (My other novel, My Ghost Husband Is Clinging to Me, is really good!) Group chat: 579053364