Ji Xiaofan, You're So Annoying

I only picked up a newly issued gold-colored banknote of Chairman Mao on my way to work, and somehow ended up with a ghost on my hands!

Luckily, he was devastatingly handsome. Just as I was congratulating myself on my lucky find, he leaned close to my ear and said ominously that a thousand years ago, I had killed his beloved Qiudie, eaten his flesh and drunk his blood, then sealed his bones in an ancient well, leaving him unable to be reincarnated for a thousand years.

Now, a thousand years have passed, the seal is broken, and Xiao Youbai is free!

Xiao Youbai: Ji Xiaofan, have you decided how you want to die?

Me: H-hero, no, I mean, big brother ghost, I’ve been framed!

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