My Deformed Life

One day, Chen Dezheng received a dream ability, and he could become anything he ate. "Eating eggs turns into eggs?" "Drinking milk becomes milk?" "Eat a hen and turn into a rooster?" "If you eat a pigeon, you can turn it into a pigeon. Can I fly?" "Can you turn into a Tyrannosaurus rex by eating a Tyrannosaurus rex fossil?" "What if I turn into food and get eaten by others?" "Can eating a pistol turn it into a pistol? Can it shoot bullets? Is it lethal?" "Can eating an inflatable thing turn it into an inflatable thing..." "Bah! I am a principled foodie!"