
Give the Hero a Call
打个电话给大侠
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- Completed
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- 3.2M Words
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- Urban
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- Male
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- Superpowers
- Updated
- 9y ago
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- Qidian
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In order to forcefully accept a psychopath who lost his mother because of a naughty child and hates all young children and has begun to take revenge on society, the protagonist becomes obsessed with practicing martial arts. He must practice dual cultivation to survive, and he is very poisonous. The key is that the protagonist's obsession is caused by watching the exercises while practicing, which is more difficult than fighting each other. This reminds me of a joke: If you want to practice this skill, you must first surrender to the palace, and then decisively defeat the eunuch. The second page is: You can succeed even if you don't surrender to the palace.
The front is fine, but what the hell is behind?
Hahaha, red and hot, in a trance
Please update "Great Sage Live Room"
The pit is deep. Put your hands in front of your eyes and you can see a glimmer of light on your nails. Hold your breath and hear your heartbeat. So I hugged my knees tightly and sat at the bottom of the pit at a 45-degree angle to the sky. Legend has it that this posture can see renewed light. All are legends of the renewed light. He neither belongs to today nor to tomorrow. He only appears when he should appear and stays where he should stay. "Are you new here?" Someone asked me, "Yes!" "You climbed down well!" I think she was praising me. I always do this, climbing from the bottom of one pit to the bottom of another pit. I am used to climbing, so I am very skilled. "Would you like to crawl out together and take a breath?" She invited me, "No, thank you!" I was tired of climbing and wanted to rest at the bottom of this pit. There are pits on the ground at any time. When you climb out, you don't know which step ahead you will fall into. I looked up at her climb out, heading towards hope step by step, and heading towards the bottom of the pit step by step, feeling numb, tired and struggling. Everyone went out and someone came in again. "Hello" "Hello" "Are you comfortable squatting?" "My legs are a little numb, I will lie down later." "Do you want to go out too?" "Yes, maybe there will be a new world in the pit!" You see, people can never give up hope. So, I crawled. I crawled all over the pit. I'm still at the bottom of the hole. Crawling requires another posture. Being on your hands and knees is not a pleasant position. But while crawling, my eyes were infinitely close to the bottom of the pit. I looked at every place over and over again, like a cow chewing its cud, chewing every word. I've forgotten the initial taste and I'm waiting for tomorrow's food. I am a fish with its head raised, constantly devouring, never stopping, until the day the food suffocates me to death. However, what I use more is the "squatting" posture. This posture is soaked in blood and engraved in bones. This is a 45-degree posture toward the sky. It is said that there is a creature called a bird in the sky. They come and go freely and are never restrained. Their wings are spread out and their bodies are light. I think they must not be able to learn the "squat" movement. Maybe one day, you will meet me squatting at the bottom of a pit. I look up to the sky and cry in the wind. Maybe one day, you will meet me crawling around, with long hair and fallen nails. Crawling towards you step by step, my hands pass through your black hair, and my resentment passes through your network cable. Do you know who I am? I am the reader of "The Great Sage Live Room" who fell to death in your pit...
Why did I lose my seal in the middle? I don't want to see it like this
[Comment] I have been a bookworm for more than ten years. The more I read, the fewer and fewer books I can read. The writing style, character creation, including the character's personality are getting more and more...
I have been a bookworm for more than ten years. The more I read, the fewer and fewer books I have to read. I am becoming more and more picky about writing, character creation, including the character's personality, and the general pretense and slap in the face are becoming more and more boring. So far, only this book and the blind man's book "Rebirth of a Common Man" can keep me going.
[Comment] Come on
Is the throne about to fall? It's been off for a few days, and the book review section isn't well taken care of. 😰😰
[Comment] What about shemales? Please let the leader kick Yang Lianting away and return to the truth? The way to be a man!
Of course, it's just to restore the dominance of a man, don't be a woman, even if you like a man, you can't act like a sissy! Alas, I know it's impossible. . . . What's wrong with the eunuch? Isn't that thing just gone? Why look down on it? If there were other ways, would Dongfang Invincible practice that magic book? So no matter what the author writes, can you please stop talking about shemales? Try not to denigrate the characters in those books, because there are always some people who like those who are not the protagonists in them. Ps: If you don't like it, please don't attack me personally. I don't mean to accuse you when I say this. I hope you don't think too much about it and try to be calm.
[Comment].........
Judging by this attitude, the protagonist's father must be a god. The protagonist is a second-generation god. The fact that he can make phone calls to the novel through his mobile phone was arranged by his father before he left...
The protagonist's humanoid self-propelled cannon? It's disgusting to have a head full of porn about girls sleeping with girls
Old book from the era. Please check in~
Did anyone watch the ad? Please kind readers take a look. "The little girl coughed in the cold wind and said this with a slight trembling. She couldn't imagine if she hadn't seen it because of her advertisement.
The newcomer came to visit with the book "Emergency Call". I hope readers and friends will pay more attention to it.
What are you writing about? Read Chapter 12 and Poisoned to Death
I followed this book chapter by chapter to the end! Later, Xilaida published a new book, Niu Bi, and continued to pursue it. Unfortunately, Niu Xinjian's boss' writing collapsed.
This book is poisonous. Please read with caution.
Brother, your harem story is just that. I can't stand the part about ignoring your childhood sweetheart and ignoring others. What a good person.
[Comment] Thumbs up for the good book!
The novel is very interesting, I must support this novel!
[Comment] The author will update soon!
It means that I will never be satisfied with your update speed unless you update five times a day, and so will my friends.
[Comment] Doesn't the protagonist still integrate his skills?
They are all at odds with American imperialism, so what if the exercises are not effective? In addition, I actually feel that the article's assessment of internal strength is too small. Those masters of Jin Yong's internal strength, those at the level of Wujue, should at least ignore the threats of most light individual weapons... I always feel that they must have heavy firepower, and must use covering strikes to deal with...
[Comment] So what... There seems to be a problem in the first chapter--
The protagonist should be named Hao Xue, right? Why does the second line say Haotian... Is it because I opened it in the wrong way?
[Comment] Take care of yourself
Seeing this speed of update, coupled with the fact that there are working people in Western University, it is not easy. Therefore, diligence, taking more rest and taking good care of your body are the capital of revolution. Okay, come on, I wish you success!
[Comment] Take care of yourself
You better take care of your health first. It's not a problem if you keep having this fever, it will turn into pneumonia. . .
[Comment] I keep looking at Baidu on my mobile phone
I used to watch Baidu on my mobile phone. Today, in order to catch up on it, I finally downloaded the Qidian APP that I had never wanted to download to my mobile phone. . . . It turns out that one chapter only costs 20 coins and 0.2 Yuan. . . Come on, come west. . . Support you. . . .
[Comment] Feeling that drug development is not enough
Hu Qingniu, are there any special cardiovascular and cerebrovascular drugs? The male protagonist is so awesome, I'm afraid the little hearts around me will be overwhelmed, hahaha.
[Comment] The ending of 533 is really great. . .
When Haoxue was eating meat with the workers, the house exploded instantly, completing 0 kills 23333
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Finally two helmsmen, hahahahahahahaha
[Comment] Support me
I just saw that there is the light of the great god in Xi Lai. I want to get it as soon as possible, but the number of people is too small. There are only 4 people. If you really support Xi Lai, go and get it. I wish Xi west achieve great success! 😁😁
[Comment] Brother Xi, you are such a brother
Chapter 600: Virgin or multiple heroines, how can you hold it in? I had a kiss, and you were not afraid of holding us in for good or bad. Every time you had to blackmail me, it was either someone coming, a phone call, or an aunt, that is, you were good at writing. If it had been anything else, you would have been 70, 89, or 90, and you would have run away from me long ago. It's so well written that I'm no longer nervous. Now that I've got more money, I'll definitely add a reward for completing it. Please paint it black quickly and completely. I am satisfied with this routine of asking not to be in favor of the enemy, the immortal girl, and some plots that touch the ground. Don't worry about the ups and downs. My heart is not good and I can't bear it. Here are some suggestions: integrate the functions of mobile phones into your body. For example, when you think of someone's name, a set of disposable numbers will automatically appear in your mind and you just need to use your mobile phone to dial and send them. By using your mobile phone as a means and tool, at least you don't have to worry about it breaking or something else happening, which gives you a great sense of security. It also saves troubles like running out of electricity. The process is still up to you to compile, and you can choose whether to eat the card or scan the QR code with your eyes. 🤓
[Comment] Another Jin Yong fan was taken into the ditch
Yuan Chonghuan is not a good bird. This person is the spokesman for the interests of the Liaoxi generals and the pimp between the Liaoxi generals group and the civil servants and eunuchs groups. These forces form a huge interest group and divide millions of taels of Liao pay every year. At that time, Hou Jin occupied Liaodong, but the Han people resisted fiercely. In order to facilitate the rule, Ye Bo Pi forced the Han people to move and live together (refer to the "group tribes" organized by the Locust Army in China and the "strategic villages" of the US military in Vietnam). The rule was consolidated, but while a large amount of land was abandoned, the Han people were seriously short of cultivated land. The areas ruled by Ye Bo Pi were famine for years, food was sold at drug prices, the economy had already collapsed, and was already facing the situation of disintegration. At this time, the problem arises: once the Hou Jin Dynasty disbands, the Ming Dynasty will no longer need to collect Liao wages every year (the bureaucracy collects an estimated 20 million taels from the people in the name of Liao wages every year, and there are also 5 to 6 million taels that fill the bottomless pit of generals in western Liaoning). Once the collection of Liao wages is stopped, this interest group will also disband like Hou Jin. Fortunately for the civil servants, they could continue to plunder under another name, but the Liaoxi generals were in dire straits. Houjin was gone, and the taxes that the bureaucrats had plundered from the people had nothing to do with the Liaoxi generals. So the Liaoxi generals resorted to the specialty of their ancestor Li Chengliang - raising bandits to enrich themselves. The charges that Chongzhen charged Yuan Chonghuan with were: "Failure to deliver on the entrustment, relying exclusively on bullying, stealing money from the market, beheading commanders for money, allowing the enemy to drive long distances, halting troops without fighting, gathering reinforcements four times, and completely demobilizing them. When the troops were thin in the city, he also sneaked lamas into the city and insisted on inviting them into the city" - but there was no collaboration with the enemy or conspiracy - that is, the so-called "counterintelligence plan" said by Chief Qingyao did not exist at all. The crime of "stealing money at the expense of market rice" refers to the fact that when grain was sold at drug prices in Houjin, Yuan Chonghuan sold the grain to the Mongolian tribes who colluded with Houjin and made a huge profit. At that time, the normal price of food was less than one tael of silver per stone of food. When wild boar skins were used to kill "people without food", the price was already 30 times the price of ordinary food. Wild boar skins died of illness. In the year when Huang Taiji took over (the seventh year of the Apocalypse), one gold dou of grain was worth eight silver dollars. Two, one stone is ten liters, one liter, some say it is three dou, some say it is ten dou, there is no exact explanation. If one liter is three dou, it is estimated that "one gold dou of grain is worth eight taels of silver." One stone is at least 240 taels, which is more than 240 times the normal price of grain. Therefore, while Yuan Chonghuan and Liaoxi generals made a lot of money, Hou Jin also breathed a sigh of relief, and Liaoxi generals' goal of enriching themselves by nurturing the invaders was also achieved. After that, he "killed the commander for money, drove the enemy long, stopped the army without fighting, gathered reinforcements four times, and sent them all to the city. He also sneaked lamas under the city and insisted on entering the city." He was not wronged at all. The whole process, to put it bluntly, was to feed the bandits and enrich themselves under the banner of "peace negotiation", dragging out the Liaodong war indefinitely, so as to divide the huge amount of money every year.