Insect-Cultivating Daoist

Yesterday, a friend of mine was discharged from the hospital. He was accidentally circumcised and lost three thousand yuan. His girlfriend scolded him: "You are still unreliable after being discharged from the hospital, and you also lost money. It is really unnecessary!" Note: Anyone who misunderstands "skin bag" as "foreskin." Must leave a message, and he will have good luck this year. 🤭🤭🤭

Why do I feel that the author turned the Zerg hegemony novel into an invincible cultivation novel? As the heir of the Zerg race, what's the point of being in the front during a fight? Isn't it the job of the Zerg Overlord to give orders?

The pinnacle race of the universe is written like rubbish by the author. The Zerg are so rubbish. I have read so many sci-fi novels with Zerg in them. In this book, the Zerg are the rubbest I have ever read. The background is so high-end, but the content, haha

After Yang Yu achieved eternity and became the master of the universe, he and his wife Ning Yuyue traveled the universe together. They saw countless moving scenery in every corner of the universe, tasted countless tempting delicacies, and saw countless strange intelligent creatures. Their experiences can be said to be the envy of others. One day when they passed a strange black hole, a mysterious jade slip suddenly flew out of the black hole. He suddenly flew in front of Yang Yu. Yang Yu took the jade slip and penetrated it with his spiritual consciousness. Inside was an invitation: 'Dear controller of the Apocalypse Universe, the controller of my ancestral universe, Chen Yu, and the controller of Fengling Universe, Feng Jinyu, are going to hold a wedding. Controller Yang is specially invited to attend the wedding ceremony. ' This jade slip also included a method to break the crystal wall of the universe, and explained that someone would lead him to the ancestral universe. This is the first time Yang Yu has learned about things outside this universe. He is very curious. He has always believed that the eternal realm is not the end, but he has never been able to find the way forward. Even in the inheritance of the Zerg race, the eternal realm is also the end? Now this jade slip allowed him to find his target. Since someone can travel across the universe, then someone must have broken through the eternal realm. In order to explore the secret of the realm, he prepared 999 Chaos True Jade as a gift, and then took Ning Yuyue to open the cosmic passage according to the method on the jade slip and met the leader waiting outside the crystal wall of the universe. Yang Yu took a closer look and saw that the leader also had the eternal realm. He summoned a huge golden cicada, invited them to go up to the insect, and said to Yang Yu and his wife behind his back: "I am Hao Hongchen, the patrol envoy of Zhou Palace. Our Zhou Palace is an organization that unites all universes to resist the invasion of the dark universe. Your Apocalypse Universe finally has a controller again. Since the master of your universe three trillion years ago, After the controller died in the battle with the invaders of the dark universe, there has been no controller in your Apocalypse Universe. Now the dark universe is ready to move again. It coincides with the wedding of Shen Yu, the master of our Zhou Palace and the controller of the ancestral universe. He took this opportunity to convene the controllers of each universe to discuss how to deal with the invasion of the dark universe. ' On the way to the Ancestral Universe, Yang Yu finally learned the next way from Hao Hongchen. ? ? ? ? ? ? Thirty thousand years later, Xu Nian, the leader of the Dark Palace in the Dark Universe on the cosmic battlefield, was besieged by Yang Yu and Shen Yu and was beheaded by Yang Yu. Xu Nian had to lead the Dark Universe army to retreat due to excessive injuries. Standing in the starry sky, Yang Yu patted Chen Yu beside him and said: "Yutou Zou, take your sister-in-law with you and let's go drink the starlight brew brewed by your sister Yuyue to celebrate." ' I wish: Zerg will get better and better as you write more, and more and more people will like it! ! ! (I am clumsy, so I hope Haihan)

After getting the Zerg system, he has developed a peerless martial arts that can cause 99999999 damage and a critical hit with a knife. I have to say that the author does not regard the readers' IQ as human beings. . I just came in and made a few comments. How awesome is my big star? In the past, there were puppies skillfully fighting alien monsters. Later, there was a wave of insects fighting a wave of zombies. Now, here comes the heir of the Zerg clan, who has a hundred thousand swords, and they are both werewolves. . .

For a lot of time after that, I drifted up and down in online novels. I have read no less than a hundred online novels about Western fantasy and otherworldly continents. There are great masters and newcomers, and some have even tens of millions of views. However, after seeing it, most of them have no impression. It's not that these authors don't write well, on the contrary, they all write very well. The fact that they can be found and read by me on the vast Internet fully demonstrates their strength. The massive number of subscriptions and clicks completely proves their ability. Even if we take a step back, in terms of market response, their books are quite successful. But I can't find the feeling I had when reading fantasy novels before. Except for starting to read Tomato's book, and being a little shocked and admired by its landmark setting of fighting spirit, magic plane and gods, other novels did not give me any excitement at all. Sometimes, it even feels ridiculous to me. Of course, there is no denying that these books are very enjoyable to read. The protagonist is awesome, genius and even terrifying, so lucky that even the gods would be jealous, he encounters adventures one after another, he will be able to level up after being injured, and he will gain insights during battles. Women are easy to come by. You can fall in love instantly at the first sight. Moreover, you can fall in love with her life and death, and you can live and die with her. Even if you don't pay attention to the woman at all, the woman will think that the protagonist is very special, and then take the initiative to get in touch with the protagonist to have sex with him. Of course, this will definitely cause the man next to the woman to be unhappy and retaliate, so the plot will unfold again. The power of his moves is frightening, and he can easily kill hundreds of thousands of people with a single move, and can turn a city into ashes with little effort. Encountering earth-shattering changes and bearing a blood feud, he was able to work hard and get back on his feet in the blink of an eye. He was determined and strong, unlike a normal person. Never do things in a sloppy manner. Whoever offends the protagonist will not only be killed, but also the whole family will be destroyed. Why? Because if you don't destroy the family, there will be people who will continue to cause trouble, so just kill them all and leave no one behind to save worry and trouble. If people provoke me, I will exterminate the clan; if God provokes me, I will fight against God! The supporting characters' surrender comes easily, and there is never any doubt about their loyalty, as they are all willing to go through fire and water without hesitation. Wait wait wait It's great, really great. Reading these books in your spare time is indeed refreshing. But after enjoying it, I completely forgot the content, and I don't even remember what else was said in it. I just follow the protagonist to kill enemies, fuck women, become a boss, destroy gods, unify the world, and conquer the universe. I have no idea what to say specifically. The Zerg is a book that you can savor carefully. The Zerg started on the earth and slowly began to travel to the universe. The battle of the galaxy is vivid in front of your eyes. The speed of light and wormholes gradually gave it a sci-fi feel. Then the Devilman was absorbed and his body became stronger. The Kaio incorporated the Milky Way into his own small universe. The Milky Way was reduced to the fragments of a universe. Now he went to the Star Sea Abyss. It seemed like a small copy in the game. It slowly grew... Step by step towards the strongest road. Hope Fish I can write more. Although Fatty has always guessed wrong. You wrote it. But that's the fun of reading, isn't it? More copies. Let Insect Master Yang Yu slowly grow... Whether it's physical strength, skill inheritance, or memory accumulation. These are all part of growth. Come on, Fish Head. . Work hard to keep updated... I will reward you if you see chapters you like...

This book is poisonous. The protagonist is described as decisive in killing, but I still saw the woman unable to walk. It was disgusting.

When I saw a large number of immortal cultivators appearing on Earth in Chapter 28 who were more powerful than the protagonist, I felt that it was not my favorite style. I really doubt why there are so many powerful immortal cultivators on the earth, why there is still room for ordinary archaeologists to survive. I feel that the text should not be lost! I can't stand it anymore.

Shouldn't the Zerg be a violent army? The protagonist is carrying it all by himself! Insect soldiers are used to collect materials, right?

When the Zerg V group held activities, they had to write more than 500 words in order to receive the event rewards. It was so sad that I couldn't write good articles. This was because my Chinese teacher was a physical education teacher. I was embarrassed not to write (after all, I have a shameless mind). (It's so thin): The following is the main text. I remember all the books I read when I was reading. The VIP anti-theft chapter written by Yutou at that time was too powerful and I couldn't read it. I had no choice but to read the original version. When I first read it, it happened to coincide with the opening of the Zerg VIP group. At that time, I rewarded 588 and joined the Zerg family. I remember that there were only about 10 people in the whole Zerg family at that time. The bright star verified my qualification to join the group. From then on, I happily got to know a group of friends from the Zerg family (Hongchen, Tianyu, Mohao, Yujiabaobao, Momo). Da, Chenxi, Fat Elephant, Maomao, Cabbage, Miss You, etc.), The number of brothers and sisters in the group gradually increased, and today it has reached 110 people. During this period, we played together, pretended to be innocent, made mistakes, and other memorable things that are worth mentioning here. During this period, I gradually changed from the honest person who only read pirated copies to the honest person who chased one book after another at the beginning. Okay, that's it for the gossip. I would like to express my special thanks to the friends who have been paying attention and supporting the Zerg. I wish all the friends in Group V that men will meet girls when they go out, and girls will meet handsome guys when they go out. Dear book friends who have not joined the group: be healthy, grow more handsome, and girls grow more beautiful. You can skip the above. The last sentence should be enough for 500 words. I would like to thank Yutou for having such a unicorn arm to write such a wonderful novel. Please remember to like it if you feel the same way as me. Seeking mutual fans, seeking love,